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08-23-07, 10:34 AM
Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.
One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.
“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburgh’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”
“Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You fat ugly biotch you ruined my life!”
One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.
“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburgh, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburgh’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”
“Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You fat ugly biotch you ruined my life!”