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08-24-07, 07:57 AM
A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower
At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here".
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
"WOW!!! .....that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "get your own f**king blanket!".
There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here".
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
"WOW!!! .....that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "get your own f**king blanket!".
There was a stunned silence.
Then he farted.