Foo - Should Pheard (Jon) Pose Nekkid in the Lance Armstrong Pose?

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merider1
08-28-07, 03:11 PM
He has the...um...courage to do it; he has the youthful physique to do it; but does he have the audience to appreciate it? You tell me.

(This is in fun and meant to be fun...so no mean-spiritedness allowed! I just want to know if we all really want to see Jon do what Jschen has already conquered!)

Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:14 PM
BoooooYahhhh!! :D

I say do it!! :p

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeee HEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :beer:
bikingshearer
08-28-07, 03:16 PM
While it might be fun to be a fly on the wall in future job interviews when he tries to explain the resulting photo away, I don't think either Jon or the world is quite ready for the full repercussions of a Pheard Phull Monty shot.

NeCrO632
08-28-07, 03:16 PM
Oddly. I have nothing to say. Weird. *crunch crunch crunch*
flyingscotsman
08-28-07, 03:16 PM
I think if he wants do he can can PM it to anybody that requests it, not sure about posting it on a public forum?
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:17 PM
While it might be fun to be a fly on the wall in future job interviews when he tries to explain the resulting photo away, I don't think either Jon or the world is quite ready for the full repercussions of a Pheard Phull Monty shot.

Hush. Stop being so dang logical. You're crampin' our style here, Bikingshearer.
ThePwninator
08-28-07, 03:17 PM
Oddly. I have nothing to say. Weird. *crunch crunch crunch*

Me either...Hmm...Pass the cheese please.
NeCrO632
08-28-07, 03:18 PM
wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread... ;)
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:19 PM
I think if he wants do he can can PM it to anybody that requests it, not sure about posting it on a public forum?

If a blue star can do it, why not Jon? Just as long as he doesn't show his uh........pink stuff. Oh ew. I just grossed myself out. Thanks for the pictorial, FSM!! :rolleyes:

Blechh.
Serendipper
08-28-07, 03:19 PM
toothpicks
jsharr
08-28-07, 03:20 PM
Anyone seen the drain opener?
delfino
08-28-07, 03:21 PM
nudity is beautiful....isn't it?
Bionic Pammy
08-28-07, 03:21 PM
If he's going to do a Lance pose, may I suggest a standing podium pic with the flowers in one hand and the stuffed lion in the other???

Jus thinkin'.....
Pheard
08-28-07, 03:21 PM
Toothpicks. That guy is just too white for my tastes.

But actually, I definitely wouldn't mind some wheat thins.
bikingshearer
08-28-07, 03:21 PM
Hush. Stop being so dang logical. You're crampin' our style here, Bikingshearer.

Better than cramping my eyeballs. This ain't logic. It's self-preservation, pure and simple. :D
merider1
08-28-07, 03:27 PM
wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread... ;)

Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid! :D

Oh, and I nominate my Cabana Master (Mirona :love:) to go first.
Serendipper
08-28-07, 03:27 PM
I don't need anymore large white full moons, please. Thnkx.;) The one in the sky is good enough.
Portis
08-28-07, 03:27 PM
Only if he loses a testicle.
Pheard
08-28-07, 03:28 PM
I just might with that ass hatchet seat of mine.
delfino
08-28-07, 03:29 PM
nyet
ThePwninator
08-28-07, 03:31 PM
Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid! :D

Oh, and I nominate my Cabana Master (Mirona :love:) to go first.

Sorry ladies I'm underage ;):roflmao:
bikingshearer
08-28-07, 03:31 PM
Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid! :D

As long as it's only the "yummy" ones doin' the posin', the world and I will remain safe. :rolleyes:
merider1
08-28-07, 03:31 PM
Toothpicks. That guy is just too white for my tastes.

But actually, I definitely wouldn't mind some wheat thins.

:rolleyes: Oh, you be quiet. Better yet, get to waxing and oiling. I'm betting that the "Yes/Maybes" are going to beat out the Nos. :D
bikingshearer
08-28-07, 03:32 PM
nudity is beautiful....isn't it?

In theory, yes. In execution, not always.:(
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:33 PM
wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread... ;)

Okay I dare you to start a thread and be the first poster. *wipes Pavlov's dog type of drool from side of lip*
Bionic Pammy
08-28-07, 03:33 PM
:rolleyes: Oh, you be quiet. Better yet, get to waxing and oiling. I'm betting that the "Yes/Maybes" are going to beat out the Nos. :D

And Jon - no stuffing the ballot box. :rolleyes:
flyingscotsman
08-28-07, 03:34 PM
Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid! :D

Oh, and I nominate my Cabana Master (Mirona :love:) to go first.


Well I was going too until you asked for Mirona to go first:eek::p
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:35 PM
I don't need anymore large white full moons, please. Thnkx.;) The one in the sky is good enough.

Then git your large brown full moons out there, Dipper!! :D
merider1
08-28-07, 03:35 PM
Okay I dare you to start a thread and be the first poster. *wipes Pavlov's dog type of drool from side of lip*

:roflmao: High five, sister!
merider1
08-28-07, 03:35 PM
Then git your large brown full moons out there, Dipper!! :D

Forget the moons, I want to see the "dipper." :D
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:37 PM
:roflmao: High five, sister!

Sheeeeit. Have you seen Necro??? ;)
merider1
08-28-07, 03:38 PM
Well I was going too until you asked for Mirona to go first:eek::p

Well, I AM his Cabana Girl, you know - and being that I belong to the Cabana Girl Union, I'm contracted under law to offer his naked butt up for sacrifice first. I doubt any of the other Cabana Girls on here would object. :D
delfino
08-28-07, 03:38 PM
some my find this device useful in viewing such postings...

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg
merider1
08-28-07, 03:38 PM
Sheeeeit. Have you seen Necro??? ;)

Hmmm....well, I don't know. Post pic???? Purdy please??? :)
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:39 PM
Forget the moons, I want to see the "dipper." :D

And we wanna see it "dippin". Oh wait. I need to calm down. I need ice cream.
Serendipper
08-28-07, 03:39 PM
This is the part when I unsubscribe to Bike Forums and enter the witness protection program.





(after I pose nude...my ass is yellow, btw.)
merider1
08-28-07, 03:39 PM
And we wanna see it "dippin". Oh wait. I need to calm down. I need ice cream.

Or, at the very least, wheat thins...
Pheard
08-28-07, 03:41 PM
:rolleyes: Oh, you be quiet. Better yet, get to waxing and oiling. I'm betting that the "Yes/Maybes" are going to beat out the Nos. :D

I won't be waxing anything. You get aunatural. My bodily fros and all.

But do I have to rub baby oil all over? How about I go for a ride and it'll just be all sweat?
merider1
08-28-07, 03:44 PM
But do I have to rub baby oil all over? How about I go for a ride and it'll just be all sweat?

Just make it all glisten and look slippery.
Serendipper
08-28-07, 03:45 PM
But do I have to rub baby oil all over? How about I go for a ride and it'll just be all sweat?


How about some wd40 motor oil, preferably lit? :D
delfino
08-28-07, 03:45 PM
waxing is not all that painful
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:46 PM
Hmmm....well, I don't know. Post pic???? Purdy please??? :)


He posted on the guys thread....so I can repost and it's legit. (I hope you don't mind, Necro) :)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc20/NeCrO632/173473101-L.jpg
flyingscotsman
08-28-07, 03:47 PM
Well, I AM his Cabana Girl, you know - and being that I belong to the Cabana Girl Union, I'm contracted under law to offer his naked butt up for sacrifice first. I doubt any of the other Cabana Girls on here would object. :D

For sacrifice, you going to tie him to the altar?:D
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:47 PM
(after I pose nude...my ass is yellow, btw.)

Oh yeah!! Yellow power, baybuh!! *throws fist in air*









PROVE IT.
Pheard
08-28-07, 03:49 PM
Where's Jason, I need some tips. I don't have a trainer, how do I stay up on my bike!!!!!

Plus now I need to burn my seat. Or at least boil it in water.
Serendipper
08-28-07, 03:50 PM
PROVE IT.


I think I've shown my ass enough on this forum.
merider1
08-28-07, 03:52 PM
He posted on the guys thread....so I can repost and it's legit. (I hope you don't mind, Necro) :)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc20/NeCrO632/173473101-L.jpg

Oh, yes, NOW I remember. Necro MUST do the pose...he's a natural. :D
wethepeople
08-28-07, 03:53 PM
Where's Jason

I'm right here.
KingTermite
08-28-07, 03:58 PM
Anyone seen the drain opener?

where's my floor stripper?
Siu Blue Wind
08-28-07, 03:59 PM
Who is your floor stripper, KT?