Foo - Criminals are running free because of Foo..

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!
:rolleyes:



;)

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!


AND I JUST GOT AWAY WITH THAT DVD PLAYER!! WOOHOOOO!!

Don't feel bad. Medical device manufacturing fixtures are not being validated because of Foo. And 3d models of UV reactive gluing fixtures for cell sorting components are not being drawn :(.

Don't feel bad, my 4 hour old cup of coffee has yet to be drank because of Foo.

Because of Foo there are TV ads for local businesses are not being written, produced and directed. Companies are losing money on a daily basis and some are going broke because the ad guy is looking at bike forums. Several people have lost their homes, several have suicided, the economy of this state is at its lowest in 20 years, and inflation is at an all time high and going to plunge us into recession...

All because I want to talk bike sh*te in work time.

Thank you.

I decided not to put off work, I just work from my Foo desk now.


It's like a work-from-home maternal leave thing, except I'm not getting any work done and I'm not pregnant.

Airplane engines are not being put together right because of Foo. My mind is not on the job.

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...

I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...



...but you still have time to bribe cops with your well-stocked pond I see...:rolleyes:





BRILLIANT! :beer:

mmm bacon

http://www.justinbrothers.com/Images/drooling_homer.gif

Jk. I work for the feds and some days it seems all I do is read BF and turn coffee into urine. :)

Well stocked--I knew there was something I was missing. Explains that last speeding ticket.

BTW Dipper, you're not too far away, you're more than welcome to come and drown bait too.

Well stocked--I knew there was something I was missing. Explains that last speeding ticket.


BF done gone and ruined the O'Conner's pond too...damn.:(

I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...

Ahhhh- nice! But do you have a hot spot on that pond? Now THAT would be a real time waster!

Don't feel bad, my 4 hour old cup of coffee has yet to be drank because of Foo.

:eek: Heretic! err, we're the heretics!

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

thats OK, I just stole your bike!

Don't feel bad. My marriage was saved, I refinanced my house, and the dog came home because of Foo!

Bad cop, no donut!

I'm like Radioshack....I've got answers.

Your answer is: become a cybercrime detective....problem solved.

HUZZAH!! SEGA!!!

Criminals are running free because of Foo..

AND I JUST GOT AWAY WITH THAT DVD PLAYER!! WOOHOOOO!!
Looks like criminals are running free WITHIN Foo to me.

Before Foo, I was overweight and lazy.

After Foo, I am lazy and overweight.

:mad:

My keyboard is full of food crumbs cause I sit and eat and read Foo, I have constant dribbles down the screen due to coffee spew - because of Foo. And the butt is probably a tad flatter cause I'm sitting here reading Foo.

:(

It's all Foo's fault.

I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...

What you got in that pond?
Bream (there in every body of water in GA I think)?
Bass?
Crappie?
Catfish? if so, what kind?
Other?

:mad:

My keyboard is full of food crumbs cause I sit and eat and read Foo, I have constant dribbles down the screen due to coffee spew - because of Foo. And the butt is probably a tad flatter cause I'm sitting here reading Foo.

:(

It's all Foo's fault.
So how did your play date with the ball go?

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

YOU should be ashame of yourself!!!!!!!!!! tax dollars right down the drain!!!!:p

at least I pay myself to waste time:p
I shouldnt make you feel guilty, people go hungry because of me!

I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

I hope you are wearing your vest, lots of stuff flying around in here that you do not want to get hit by.

What you got in that pond?
Bream (there in every body of water in GA I think)?
Bass?
Crappie?
Catfish? if so, what kind?
Other?

Bream (although we pronounce it brim as in hat) and yes they are even in the bottled water here.
Bass, Large Mouth--The largest that has been pulled out in my lifetime was 12.5 pounds
Crappie--The pond is a crappie haven, lots and lots of crappie. Pulled one that was almost three pounds last year.
No Cat
Grass Carp--They'll slap the water right next to the boat just to startle the hell out of you.
1 family of beavers--beautiful, fascinating, playful pests.
An occasional otter--the coolest animal know to man
Kingfishers, Blue Herons, Geese and very rarely a Mallard

C'mon... what you should be doing as a cop is contained in this thread...

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=337826

We have otters in GA?
I never knew that. Cool. I love to watch otters play. I went to the GA acuarium and lost at least an hour at the otters. They're just awesome to watch.

About 4 years ago we had one show up. I've never seen his mate, but he splits his time between my pond and a larger one up stream from mine. With the tail he's about three feet long.
He's shy, when he's around he'll stay right on the edge of the shore (in the water) and shadow the canoe, as soon as you dock, he'll head to the middle of the pond and play.