Foo - Your Mom

This is in memory of my best friend Vinny, he was more like a brother,may he rest in pieces(yes pieces)
he wraped himself around a tree at 120mph. It diden't mater how long it had been sence we saw each other cracking on mom always came first.

Give it your best boys and girls cause..

Your mommas so funkey she wears Right Guard between her toes!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your mommas so ugly she runs from the dog catcher!

Yo momma so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

Your Mom is so fat she has her own zip code.

Your mother is so middle class she drives a Chevrolet to the Mothers Day Out at the country club.

Your momma's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up.

Your momma's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Your mom's cooch is so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a leglock.

Your momma must have been strong to raise a dumb bell like you.

(HA!! reversed!) :D

Your mom is reversed! HA! err wait.....nervermind....it was funnier in my head:o

Your mama's so fat, she has seven smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.

Your momma's so hot, we had dinner and a movie last night!!!!

HAH.

I'm gonna get "your mom's name" tattooed on my butt. That way i can tell everyone i've got "your mom's name" tattooed on my butt.

When I play halo with friends I play on my "your momma" screen name.

All you see is

"you were killed by your mother"
"headshot by your mother"
"you killed your mother"

Either way it's a win win, but people get so pissed. For some reason I'm really good at that game. Only video game I ever played.

Your mom's like a ferris wheel, everyone gets a free ride.

Sorry 'bout your buddy. :(

Yo momma's like a bowling ball - everyone fingers her and throws her in the gutter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she did a cartwheel she kicked God in the face.

Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this - "Detroit! New York! LA!"

Yo momma's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her - in my Prius.

But seriously - let's get off of momma's. Cuz I just got off yours.

Yo Mommas a blonde. Ok you can close this thread now mods...

When I play halo with friends I play on my "your momma" screen name.

All you see is

"you were killed by your mother"
"headshot by your mother"
"you killed your mother"

Either way it's a win win, but people get so pissed. For some reason I'm really good at that game. Only video game I ever played.

Friend of mine plays by the name "a girl."

Y'r momma's alright, but y'r sister just lays there.



Okay, mods, now you can close the thread.

oh this is perfect, and an awesome way to draw up memories of my dad as well. he was the king of yo mama jokes. his favorite?

Yo mama so ugly, she got a part time job standing outside the dr's office, makin people sick.



LMAO

yo mamma's so hairy, her armpits have dredlocks.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she get a cut, gravy come out.

Great idea, man. RIP Vinny. I feel for you!

Yo Mama's so fat she needs neck deodorant.

[Sorry about your pal, RIP]

A big thanks to every one, you did Vinny proud and I feel mutch better now.

yo momma is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma is so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
yo momma is so ugly they didn't beat her with the ugly stick they beat her with the whole damn tree

Keep my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of your mom.

yo mama is so stank, she put Secret on - and it told on her

yo mama is so old she got a shrapnel wound from the big bang theory

and

you mama is so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X thsirt outside, helicopter try to land on her. :)

Yo momma so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

LOL! that's a good one!
never heard that on before.

Your momma likes to talk during sex so much that, last night, she called your daddy all the way from Seattle.

yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles

Yo momma's so old she took her driving test in a chariot.

I don't have a momma. Me and my dad share yours.

I'm not sayin' your momma is wore out or nuthin', but she can crap in the bath tub and cover all the sides at once.

Neither I, nor the entire US Marine Corps would say anything bad about your momma,
since any of us could be your daddy!

Neither I, nor the entire US Marine Corps would say anything bad about your momma,
since any of us could be your daddy!
I have no kids out there. That I know of....
:lol::roflmao::lol:

or that you'll admit to.

No pictures, no proof.

Wanna buy some negatives & a DNA report? ;)

This thread warms my cockles.

Know what yo' mamma warms?

Is it a cute kid? I may claim it. Can you imagine how much it would suck to have an ugly baby. I feel bad enough always feeling like I have to tell someone they have a cute kid.

You don't have to worry about cute.

She makes this look appealing.


http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/personal/Baboon-Ass.jpg

I better not claim it then. How much for those pics and DNA?

If'n you gotta ask, ya can't afford.


Now if you;ll excuse me I have an appointment at Wekly World News.
MUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1