Non-Doping Cyclists Finish Tour De France

[ryanbee709]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/non_doping_cyclists_finish_tour_de

[Pman]

Priceless!

[AlexTaylor]

That picture of Bradley Wiggins is perfect, it looks like he is creaking along on a rickety old boneshaker at 4 mph!

Actually...

[skanking biker]

Awesome

[Weeks]

hahahah. too funny.

"This is a very, very proud day for me," said the 115-pound Kvistik, who lost 45% of his body mass during the event, toppled from his saddle moments after finishing, and had to be administered oxygen, fed intravenously, and injected with adrenaline by attending medical personnel. "They say it is physically impossible to ride all of the Tour without drugs, but we prove them wrong this day."

[oldsprinter]

"maillot propre" - love it

[tcs]

A one punch-line joke beat to death for ten paragraphs. I don't look for this effort to show up in next year's calendar.

TCS