Foo - When you smash a mosquito and blood squirts out.

Whose blood is it?

Whose blood is it?

That of it's last victim.

Since the bug is dead and the blood's splattered all over your arm, I'd say it belongs to you now.

eiw. hopefully not an AIDS victim as well.

I dunno, mosquitos leave me alone.

Since the bug is dead and the blood's splattered all over your arm, I'd say it belongs to you now.


Well - if the mosquito dies intestate, doesn't it have to go to probate?

Since the bug is dead and the blood's splattered all over your arm, I'd say it belongs to you now.

Bikingshearer is a two wheeled sheep barber, so I will take his opinion. Notice to that his name can be shortened to BS. Lends even more credence in my book.

Already noticed. That is why I always took the time to type out B i k i n g s h e a r e r.

Already noticed. That is why I always took the time to type out B i k i n g s h e a r e r.

Thanks, Siu. As usual, you've got my back. And that's a lot of back to cover . . . . :rolleyes:

Bikingshearer is a lawyer, so I will take his opinion. Notice to that his name can be shortened to BS. Lends even more credence in my book.

SShhhh. Don't tell anyone. I gots enough peeps hatin' on me already . . . . :D

SShhhh. Don't tell anyone. I gots enough peeps hatin' on me already . . . . :D

I went back and fixed that, sorry!

:roflmao:

I always try and put the blood back in me, the red cross calls me all the time about the current blood shortage, so I figure I should keep all of mine that I possibly can.

Normally though, I just end up with a big open knife wound, theres still some trick I haven't figured out yet.

It's in the public domain.

It belongs to foo.

Seriously.

You put "His/Hers" as a poll choice, which I'm taking a guess is referring to the mosquito; except that male mosquitos feed on plant nectar and don't bite people.

If you squished a male mosquito and blood squirted out, it would be his own.

Well - if the mosquito dies intestate, doesn't it have to go to probate?

:D

(probably takes an attorney or law student to appreciate this fine quality humor)

...according to Michael Crichton...Anna Nicole Smith:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Mo_Phat/random/velociraptor.jpg

/too soon?

I always try and put the blood back in me, the red cross calls me all the time about the current blood shortage, so I figure I should keep all of mine that I possibly can.

Normally though, I just end up with a big open knife wound, theres still some trick I haven't figured out yet.

In your case, do not squash the mosquito, eat it.

So...can TdF riders use mosquitos to bank blood for the next long race? What would they do?
Stand in a cage w/ millions of them for 15 minutes and then the night before, place the critter on their arm and squeeze it? :eek:

edit: Maybe Tyler wasn't lieing after all...it was french mosquitos :rolleyes:

Well - if the mosquito dies intestate, doesn't it have to go to probate?

Dies on the interstate? You mean like on someone's car window?

Possibly the blood from the rabid dog next door.

Blood borne pathogens have to travel from body to body without getting air to live, right?

You can't smear mosquito blood on an open wound and catch AIDS, can you? I don't think so.


Blood borne is different that air borne, if I remember correctly...

With my luck it would be from a rabid opossum!

Opossum. Now that's a fun word... Say it with me... All together now....

Opossum. Oppossum. Oppossum. Oppossum.

Next time a mosquito lands on you and starts to drill, try this. Wait until she's good and anchored, and tanking up on your precious red gold. Then, with your thumb and forefinger grab the chunk of skin on either side ot the drilling site and squeeze hard.

>POP<

Mor fun than popping zits, and you get to kill something to boot.

Next time a mosquito lands on you and starts to drill, try this. Wait until she's good and anchored, and tanking up on your precious red gold. Then, with your thumb and forefinger grab the chunk of skin on either side ot the drilling site and squeeze hard.

>POP<

Mor fun than popping zits, and you get to kill something to boot.



:lol:

I live in the south. You make it seem like they only attack one at a time.:D Yeah right!:rolleyes: "she" is more like "them"

Next time a mosquito lands on you and starts to drill, try this. Wait until she's good and anchored, and tanking up on your precious red gold. Then, with your thumb and forefinger grab the chunk of skin on either side ot the drilling site and squeeze hard.

>POP<

Mor fun than popping zits, and you get to kill something to boot.I actually spread my thumb & finger apart to stretch the skin around the mosquito. This traps its nozzle in your arm. Then squeeze your hand into fists to pump blood into the little bugger >POP< !!!! Then ensures that the blood is yours. :)

:lol:

I live in the south. You make it seem like they only attack one at a time.:D Yeah right!:rolleyes: "she" is more like "them"

You have to focus on one. While it is possible to shoot a double, it takes advanced training.

opossum

With my luck it would be from a rabid opossum!

Opossum. Now that's a fun word... Say it with me... All together now....

Opossum. Oppossum. Oppossum. Oppossum.

does that make us all blood brothers and sisters. ?