Foo - Seriously why is it so hard...

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Dwighty83
08-31-07, 11:06 AM
To grow a beard?
I mean come on....I'm 23 and it just won't happen. I think its silly.
What do you think?
i think you need to watch more Chuck Norris.
ModoVincere
08-31-07, 11:07 AM
Not enough Testosterone....you need floyds number?
KingTermite
08-31-07, 11:09 AM
Bob your face with hydrochloric acid. It helps promote hair growth.
bikingshearer
08-31-07, 11:13 AM
To grow a beard?
I mean come on....I'm 23 and it just won't happen. I think its silly.
What do you think?
I think you're nuts to want to grow a beard in Sacramento in this heat.
lucky53s
08-31-07, 11:15 AM
Be lucky it doesn't grow. I hate shaving everyday.
KingTermite
08-31-07, 11:18 AM
Be lucky it doesn't grow. I hate shaving everyday.
A truer statement never spoken, my friend. God, shaving is a pain.
aadhils
08-31-07, 11:18 AM
Im 23 and I have a full fledged beard =0d
CliftonGK1
08-31-07, 11:20 AM
I'll let you borrow my extra Y chromosome and you can grow a manly lumberjack beard in about 1 week.
KingTermite
08-31-07, 11:22 AM
Im 23 and I have a full fledged beard =0d
I grew a full beard about end of my 2-year college graduation (so I must have been like 20 or so). It looked like friggin' Dom Delouise. I had to shave IMMEDIATELY before being mistaken for his illegitimate son. LOL
squegeeboo
08-31-07, 11:23 AM
Oh man, Tude so needs to post the pic from last night in here
Also 23, and currently a glorious big red beard.
Cypress
08-31-07, 11:24 AM
I shave my face roughly once every week and it still sucks.
Although, it is nice to have that "stubble" that some women swoon over.
CyLowe97
08-31-07, 11:25 AM
Those who can't grow them usually end up marrying them...
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/31/xin_4507033110051062407310.jpg
Stray Cat
08-31-07, 11:25 AM
19 and I can't grow ****. Starting to get old.
CliftonGK1
08-31-07, 11:28 AM
I shave my face roughly once every week and it still sucks.
Although, it is nice to have that "stubble" that some women swoon over.
I shave my head every day. While the facial stubble may be rugged and manly, and stubbly head is just gross.
A truer statement never spoken, my friend. God, shaving is a pain.
Imagine having to do your legs everyday (some guys here know that pain).
bikingshearer
08-31-07, 11:29 AM
Those who can't grow them usually end up marrying them...
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/31/xin_4507033110051062407310.jpg
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
KingTermite
08-31-07, 11:29 AM
Imagine having to do your legs everyday (some guys here know that pain).
Yes, I don't envy you women for that. It must be even worse than the face (and in my case, now, the head too).
Cypress
08-31-07, 11:30 AM
Imagine having to do your legs everyday (some guys here know that pain).
*raises hand*
I shave Legs, arms, face and ______.
StanSeven
08-31-07, 11:30 AM
Imagine having to do your legs everyday (some guys here know that pain).
Or imagine not doing your legs everyday!
Or imagine not doing your legs everyday!
:shudder: (For me... can't stand stubbly on my legs, YUCK!)
CliftonGK1
08-31-07, 11:31 AM
Imagine having to do your legs everyday (some guys here know that pain).
That's why when I was tri-racing I used to get waxed. It's only a pain twice a season, but my, what a glorious pain! (See my pic in the "show us your tan" thread for full comprehension of teh painz)
Dwighty83
08-31-07, 11:38 AM
Waxing was the wrost experience of my life. In a room with my friends. First time for everything right....
Oh yea I was waxing.....DOWN THERE..haha After about 6 pulls and some bleeding I said...Im done.
I'm jealous though. Really...
VegaVixen
08-31-07, 11:40 AM
I think all the Foo women over 40 should donate their random chin whiskers. ;)
Hey, don't look so shocked, fellas. You didn't think you're the only ones with hair growing in places where it shouldn't once you hit a certain age, did you? :rolleyes: :p
NeCrO632
08-31-07, 11:42 AM
damn..with a title like that for this thread..i thought it'd be more interesting.... :(
Dwighty83
08-31-07, 11:44 AM
I think all the Foo women over 40 should donate their random chin whiskers. ;)
Hey, don't look so shocked, fellas. You didn't think you're the only ones with hair growing in places where it shouldn't once you hit a certain age, did you? :rolleyes: :p
This one time when I was working retail when I was young this older women had a beard basically. It was really hard not to stare.
I think this picture will clear it all up. Apparently you need to use some sort of asstringent to get your beard to grow.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/zztop.jpg
I grew a full beard about end of my 2-year college graduation (so I must have been like 20 or so). It looked like friggin' Dom Delouise. I had to shave IMMEDIATELY before being mistaken for his illegitimate son. LOL
Oh godz... The mental image. Flushing brain with Draino. Arrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!
VegaVixen
08-31-07, 12:08 PM
I think this picture will clear it all up. Apparently you need to use some sort of asstringent to get your beard to grow.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/zztop.jpg
Asswipes.
:p
Dwighty83
08-31-07, 12:10 PM
If only I could see that. Works Firewall hates photos.
If only I could see that. Works Firewall hates photos.
http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1417776.jpg
link to image, maybe you can follow it?
Oh man, Tude so needs to post the pic from last night in here
Also 23, and currently a glorious big red beard.
Here ya go!
Tude, Squegeeboo and BALL
http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/230/tudesquigeeandballoz9.jpg
The Kilt
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8103/thekiltrc3.jpg
BTW - I met up with two separate groups of the Tour de Bar guys (some BMXrs too) and rode till about 12:30 am - here's the guy I think you saw at Towners - Drucker the Hucker
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6266/tdbalexyp0.jpg
Friction.
Oh, to grow a beard? I have no idea, I haven't shaved in 26 years and nothing's coming in :(
squegeeboo
08-31-07, 12:29 PM
Wow, seeing my bushy beard in a picture makes it seem even more silly than when I see it in a mirror. Might be time to shave, or at least trim.
To grow a beard?
I mean come on....I'm 23 and it just won't happen. I think its silly.
What do you think?
When I was your age I had a beard almost down to my belly button.
Consider yourself lucky.
polara426sh
08-31-07, 12:42 PM
I have a beard. It wasn't hard to grow. All I had to do was dislocate my shoulders and bam! A week and a half later I was having to trim it. :p
lucky53s
08-31-07, 12:44 PM
This is boring, it's time to derail this thread.
It's so hard because...Foo wimminz make you excited.
VegaVixen
08-31-07, 12:51 PM
Worrying about facial hair or the lack thereof is not much different than worrying about any other physical attribute, whether one is male or female. And, seriously, worrying about such is wasting time that could better be spent ridin'! :)
To grow a beard?
I mean come on....I'm 23 and it just won't happen. I think its silly.
What do you think?
Are you a girl?
lucky53s
08-31-07, 12:53 PM
Or derailing threads on Foo.
lucky53s
08-31-07, 12:53 PM
"Does Foo make my butt look fat?"
polara426sh
08-31-07, 12:55 PM
No, but your fat ass does.
lucky53s
08-31-07, 12:55 PM
Damnit.
polara426sh
08-31-07, 12:56 PM
:p
VegaVixen
08-31-07, 12:58 PM
Steel. Why is it so hard?
lucky53s
08-31-07, 12:58 PM
Because the women of Foo excite it?
Dwighty83
08-31-07, 01:03 PM
http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1417776.jpg
link to image, maybe you can follow it?
FORBIDDEN!!!!!!
haha, I love when that comes up. I always expect someone to come running to my desk and bust me.
and to Ken
No, Im a male, thanks.
VegaVixen
08-31-07, 01:06 PM
Why is it so hard...to ride a recovery ride at an easy pace?
BikeWNC
08-31-07, 01:52 PM
Why is it so hard... to get Vega to come ride in the mountains?
Bionic Pammy
08-31-07, 02:01 PM
Why is it so hard... to get Vega to come ride in the mountains?
Hmmmmm. The Great Karnak is picturing a chicken coop full of chickens. Now what could that possibly mean? :p
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