Boy and a girl

[scrapmetal]

are sitting on a bench at night. Quite romantic setting and she asks:

"What are you thinking?"

"I am thinking the same thing you are thinking."

"PIG!"

[chinarider]

Ain't it the truth!

[Brillig]

"If women knew what men were thinking, they'd be slapping us constantly"

[Elkhound]

Once upon a time, a boy and a girl grew up together. When they were adults, the boy said to the girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No." The boy lived happily ever after.