Foo - Have three pockets that are empty ... what should I put in them?

Today I'm riding my roadbike, and wearing the club roadie jersey - but alas, I have nothing to put in my pockets.

Now what good things can I put in my pockets? :D

a midget

:lol:

I totally inspired this thread.

Half eaten foodstuffs ftw.

Today I'm riding my roadbike, and wearing the club roadie jersey - but alas, I have nothing to put in my pockets.

Now what good things can I put in my pockets? :D

Jon AKA Pheard

beers.

beers.

+1

a pocket watch in one, a pocket sandwich in one and a pocket protector full of pens/pencils/slide ruler in the other.

or three of my balls

Pic of said "three pockets" so we can see what we're dealing with here.

If you have time, read this before your ride, it should give you some options and ideas:
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/Katy-N0-Pock.jpg

or three of my balls

Ya know, I accept this challenge.

I'm off riding now, and have 3-4 stops to make - including one to pick up BALL.

I shall take a picture of my evening frolics ... - and hopefully I won't tip over backward due to the amount of stuff I can fit in there - and yes there shall be a beer in there somewhere!


:D

you need a flux capacitor

http://uk.gizmodo.com/fluxcapacitorebay.jpg

The Cypress voodoo doll and a half used jar of organic molasses.

Hand grenade, swiss army knife, dictionary

somthing sticky

somthing sticky

Eat some GU and put the empty's in the pockets - guaranteed sticky!

Your kilt

Your kilt

Hey, leave my kilt out of this.

Water balloons

a camera?

extra tubes

A life-size model of a protozoa.

A twelve-pack of water filters.

A fossil of a baby Archaeopteryx.

The 1966 edition of the Mystery Date board game, missing three cards.

Half of a boomerang.

Wow Mystery Date. Can't beat that. You never know when an incomplete board game with Mr. Right will come in handy. :p

a shrubbery.

Cheese!! Lot's And Lots Of Cheese!!!

a shrubbery.

ni!

How bout some wine to go with the lots of cheese?

Okay, I'll say it... pie.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to ladies.

Sorry about saying ni previously. I really meant to say Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm

How bout some wine to go with the lots of cheese?A wine bottle would be a tough and uncomfortable fit, I'd think. The wine bottle goes in the bottle cage!

I know I should not say this, but... what is ni?

It is what we Knights who Previously Said Ni used to say.

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crX4E-dul4Y) should clear it all up.

Short version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e44E1edQij4&mode=related&search=)

Kid safe version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hk7_adBPxU&mode=related&search=)

Roget's Pocket Thesaurus
A Clif Bar
A beverage that is better not placed in a bottle cage
A slightly rusty 2.5" x 3/4" bolt

A wine bottle would be a tough and uncomfortable fit, I'd think. The wine bottle goes in the bottle cage!

That is true. Didn't they used to carry wine in leather casks? That might work. :)

http://www.adamssuperfood.com/data/productimages/buffalo%20chicken%20wings%20-%20large.jpg

Didn't they used to carry wine in leather casks?Are you listening, Brooks? We need bike-mountable leather wine casks, stat!

In the meantime, I guess we'll have to stick to bungee-cording a box of this stuff to a rack:

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/451/presentb3691yl1.jpg

Classy!

I should have known the ni thing.

Are you listening, Brooks? We need bike-mountable leather wine casks, stat!

In the meantime, I guess we'll have to stick to bungee-cording a box of this stuff to a rack:

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/451/presentb3691yl1.jpg

Classy!

Hehe! That actually works quite nicely for a river rafting trip. We had a couple of those boxes to go in a couple of the rafts that we used. It wasn't too long before all we had were the plastic bags, which were great for throwing across from raft to raft. :)

That would make for an excellent game of Hot Potato.

What a great idea for my next rafting trip! Thanks! :)

I wonder though...how long can a wine bag hot potato game last if everyone who catches it has to swig the wine before throwing it?

That's the fun part. The game gets more challenging as it goes!

Okay, I'll say it... pie.

no then they'd need 3.14 pockets

Duct tape
WD-40

And you don't need anything else.

I know I should not say this, but... what is ni?

This about sums up my lack of faith in the human race.

1.half of a pizza bagel
2. naked mole rat
3. irish steel cut oatmeal cookie

Those wine bladders are surprisingly resiliant. Bring em on river/creek trips fairly often. Easier than stinking up one of my nalgenes with whiskey. Homebrew is the remedy for curing what ails ya tho. It's a definant cureall for all activity related intoxication. Plus it makes you look 10x sexier, 3x stronger, and infinitely more witty.

bags of pigs blood.....that way, if you take a tumble, it looks WAY worse than it was lol

1.Handses
2.string or..
3. Nothing!

Condoms, lube and a camera.