Foo - Which Fooster wrote this?

Just received this email. It had to be written by one of ya'll. Who wants to fess up?

Our purpose is to render low price PC and Macintosh lawful software and computer solutions to fit best any budget.
Whether you're a corporate client, an owner of small business,
or shopping for your own PC, we believe we can help you.
HERE IS A LIST OF OUR SOFTWARE
Most demanding products:
*Corel Paint Shop Pro PHOTO XI: Retail price this day - $99.99; Our only - $39.95
*Macromedia FreeHand MX for PC: Retail price for today - $399.00; Our for now - $39.95
*Adobe Acrobat 5.0: Retail price this day - $124.99; Our only - $39.95
*Acronis True Image 7.0: Retail price for this time - $49.99; Our only this time - $19.95
*Acronis Privacy Expert Suite 7.0: Retail price now - $45.00; Our just - $19.95
*Macromedia Fireworks 8: Retail price for this time - $299.00; Our only today - $39.95
*Macromedia Captivate v1.0: Retail price for now - $499.00; Our only - $39.95
*Adobe Acrobat 3D: Retail price now - $995.00; Our just - $59.95
COME TO US JUST NOW!

Ummmm that might have been me.. Let me check my spamming campaigns to see whether they included men who could come and hunt me down if they ever found out i sent spam.

Yep, I did. And i figure you're probably pretty mad so I brought Bill Luxemerg in here to handle the situation


Yeah, we needed to go ahead and increase our spam mailing list to include you and yeah if you could come in on Monday, that would be great.

There, that just about does it i think.

Now if you don't mind me i'll be heading for the nearest airport for the quickest leaving plane out of DFW :p

Sorry sir, but I get far better mail than you! At least they want me to buy something that can "enhance" my current lifestyle and put a smile on my face. Software? Fah! That's so boring.

:rolleyes:

I just want to know why these spammers think I need to "enhance" my parts?
They have been perfectly fine without "enhance"ment for 40 yrs so far.

Blue font? Three guesses. ;)

I just want to know why these spammers think I need to "enhance" my parts?
They have been perfectly fine without "enhance"ment for 40 yrs so far.

How do you think I feel!?!?!?!? :D

How do you think I feel!?!?!?!? :D

I bet Devilwoman would love to answer that for us!!!!:D

Blue font? Three guesses. ;)

:roflmao:
ahahahah.
Good catch there Stacey

COME TO US JUST NOW! All your base are belong to us!

Someone set us up the bomb!!!!!

Take off Every Zig.

I bet Devilwoman would love to answer that for us!!!!:D

Is it live or is it Memorex... Only my gyn knows for sure. :)

I just want to know why these spammers think I need to "enhance" my parts?
They have been perfectly fine without "enhance"ment for 40 yrs so far.

Check this!

"Computers inside pharmaceutical giant Pfizer's network are spamming the internet with e-mails touting the company's flagship erectile-enhancement drug Viagra, along with ads for knockoff Rolexes and shady junk stocks.

But the e-mails are not part of Pfizer's official marketing efforts.

Pfizer's computers appear to have been infected with malware that has transformed them into zombie computers sending spam at the behest of a hacker. Oddly enough, they are spamming the public's inboxes with ads for the company's own product"

http://feeds.wired.com/~r/wired/topheadlines/~3/152835830/pfizerspam

Carnac says.......

http://www.talkingproud.us/ImagesPhotoGallery/Whackey/JohnnyCarson.jpg

If y'all would stop surfing for doggy porn at work, this wouldn't happen. :D

I was not surfing,...

I have that site bookmarked, ummmmm

nevermind.

It must be my lucky day, I is going to be rich, as I just got this:

It is a great honour to write you, after several hesistation.I do not want to say much, but My Name Is K I Bakri, i will definitely tell you more about myself and we get to know each other definitely once i get your reply. I have been diagnosed with Ideopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis, which is a terminal disease ,and i have no chance of surviving. I am writing you for your cooperation in fufilling a last wish i have, as i lay on my death bed.
My wish is distributing my last wealth which i have kept in a diplomatic box with a security company.The Diploamtic box contains a huge sum of money, i would reveal to you later, i want you to stand on my behalf and collect the box and help in the distribution of the wealth to the less priviledged.
I expect your response if you can perform this task, as there are several people dying and suffering all over the world abd i feel that my widows mite can change things a little..

So, How can you help the less priviledged with my funds?
Can i count on you?

Best Wishes
K I Bakri

I dont think you're going to get rich jsharr. He wants you to give his money away. and he may also be asking for you to give your money away too :( I'd run and hide
Nigerian cat is very rich.