"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Caption Contest

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urbanknight
09-09-07, 08:43 AM
I haven't seen one of these in a while, and happened to run across this pic which I found amusing. I hope it hasn't been posted already.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2004/worlds04/mrr/cycling-ita-world-freire-29.jpg

JOEPIPPAS
09-09-07, 09:19 AM
YYYYyyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!!!!

Oh, and "hey man you hit my eye."
EventServices
09-09-07, 12:44 PM
"made ya flinch."

elgalad
09-09-07, 05:33 PM
"I'm king of the world!"
rusto
09-09-07, 05:37 PM
http://www.russcam.com/temp/burrito.jpg
YMCA
09-09-07, 05:42 PM
"made ya flinch."


:p
rizz
09-09-07, 05:51 PM
Antonio Fartoni, captain of Team Taco Bell, holding his arms out after a last second anal gas expulsion pushed him to victory in the final feet of the road race commented, ``It was close, but at the last minute -- FRAAAAP! -- and there I was, winner! Though I do think that maybe I shat myself.'' The second place cyclist, German Klaus Dumkpoff later commented, ``I don't know what happened, but it wasn't natural. I think something may have crawled up his ass and died. The Toxic Avenger is a cunning opponent.'' Third place finisher, Pierre LeCrycry added, ``Captain Ass Gas, he cheats. We French shall someday win again!''

Edit: Man, I hate that Rusto. He totally snuck in his reply while I was watching football highlights.
urbanknight
09-12-07, 11:37 AM
http://www.russcam.com/temp/burrito.jpg
WINNER!!!
DocRay
09-12-07, 01:05 PM
"they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/drill97/drill2pics/jesus/jesus01.JPG
runtimmyc
09-12-07, 01:24 PM
"they're coming to the line, it's Zabel and Petacchi, ...Zabel and Petacchi are fighting, ...50 metres.. and Jesus! Jesus wins!...great sprint."

Hahah! I love the sign too. Is that your work DocRay? Unless that is what was actually written, I might have read the bible with the same attention I read my metallurgy book.
crtreedude
09-12-07, 01:28 PM
Argh!!! When you reach out like this do you know where it puts more pressure!? :eek:
CharlieWoo
09-12-07, 03:06 PM
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Crash716
09-12-07, 03:14 PM
"you love me....you really love me!"