Foo - Foosters as body parts

Ok....We Dr. Fookenstein are here to create the ultimate Foo human. A current Fooster can be a body part and you get to choose.

Only 4 rules:
1. Don't be mean
2. You must say WHY you think that Fooster should be that body part. There should be SOME correlation.
3. You only get to name one Fooster, that's it, just one nomination.
4. Don't be mean.


I'll start with:

Siu - the heart because she embodies the heart of Foo.

By the way, anybody who breaks rules 1 or 4, get KT's Mean, Bad Mojo Cannon aimed at them. Break rules at your own risk.

I am the taint. The association should be obvious. I am close, but not the whole donut!

BDG for the head....self explanatory

So this is sort of an exercise in creating "Mech-a-Fooster." Like in one of those Japanese cartoons, right?

BDG for the head....self explanatory

is that a sexual inuendo?


and besides, be more clear, the head of what?

is that a sexual inuendo?


and besides, be more clear, the head of what?

no..not a sexual inuendo.. the lady runs her own business.

I'll be the sphincter ani internus

I am the herpes virus that lurks within, and breaks out every so often with something funny/interesting to share.

I am highly contagious.

I vote Mirona for the abs.

I nominate myself as the appendix...a basically useless organ that can be removed and not missed.

KT would have to be the teeth. Chewing is what termites do, and KT has a flashy tooth in there too for a nice blingy effect. :)

Dibs on vestigial tail!

polara for the legs!

edit: whoops, I forgot the why.

polara for legs, because ****, have you seen his legs?! ;)

Are we doing a Foo male and a Foo female? Or, just one complete fooster?

Are we doing a Foo male and a Foo female? Or, just one complete fooster?

I say one complete Fooster. We can make the Fooster a hermaphrodite if necessary. :D

^ :lol:

I am the taint. The association should be obvious. I am close, but not the whole donut!


Nah. You're much more than that. I'd go for the "moral compass". Surprised? Hey, you're able to pull off being a mod in foo!

A very nice guy. One of the few BF regulars I'd actually like to meet in person some day.

Georgiaboy is the philtrum because I reside in an areas of visibility but not seen. ;)

There is also a second reason, which I am sure you can figure out. :p

Nah. You're much more than that. I'd go for the "moral compass". Surprised? Hey, you're able to pull off being a mod in foo!

A very nice guy. One of the few BF regulars I'd actually like to meet in person some day.

Uh...thanks, eubi. We love you, too.

Nah. You're much more than that. I'd go for the "moral compass". Surprised? Hey, you're able to pull off being a mod in foo!

A very nice guy. One of the few BF regulars I'd actually like to meet in person some day.

Eubi: Nose (brown):D

Eubi: Nose (brown):D

:roflmao:

I'm the cerebral cortex.

I'm a, er... the, dick. What, you disagree?

And Pheared is the vag. :)

Cypress could be the clavicle. Because he's so, you know, vulnerable.

Eboo's freckles, because they're hot. :)

Eboo's freckles, because they're hot. :)

+1 Nice choice. :)

Kt as the funny bone, because he's funny as hell.

Plus his mullet is smokin' sechsy.

Okay, who's the gluteous maximous? :rolleyes:



:p

Okay, who's the gluteous maximous? :rolleyes:



:p

Perhaps 2 half azzes?


Wait, why is everyone lookin' at me????

Okay, who's the gluteous maximous? :rolleyes:



:p

I think Underwear Nazi could fill that role.....if only he were a true Fooster.

I'd like to donate myself to science and become one of the mecha-fooster's nuts, because I've got that spare Y-chromosome which ought to be put to good use somehow.

(Currently maintaining my Sasquatch-like pelt is hardly considered "good use.")

I'm a, er... the, dick. What, you disagree?

And Pheared is the vag. :)

Hmmm, so if someone tells it to go eff yourself... Not quite sure which one gets the better half of that deal ;)

I nominate myself for the arms since I'm usually picking up people anyway.

I'd like to donate myself to science and become one of the mecha-fooster's nuts, because I've got that spare Y-chromosome which ought to be put to good use somehow.

(Currently maintaining my Sasquatch-like pelt is hardly considered "good use.")

If I hadn't already used my one nomination, I was thinking of nominating you for the mecha-fooster's facial hair. We'd have a huge and constant supply that way. ;)

Alas you make a good point....all that hair is not very useful unless its for winter warmth.

I nominate X for the funny bone. Okay, maybe not a real body part. It was in the game Operation. :rolleyes:

If I hadn't already used my one nomination, I was thinking of nominating you for the mecha-fooster's facial hair. We'd have a huge and constant supply that way. ;)
Does the mecha-fooster need luxurious and abundant facial (or other) hair? I could be that, in addition to one of its nuts. The power of my mutation is nearly boundless.

Alas you make a good point....all that hair is not very useful unless its for winter warmth.
You'll be ditchin' your razors and growin' a full beard by the second week of November, after 20 straight days of riding to work in 38 degree rain.

I'm the 2 speech centers, Broca's Area and Wernicke's Area
http://www.medem.com/MEDEM/images/ama/ama_brain_stroke_lev20_thebraineffectsstroke_01.gif

Hmmm, so if someone tells it to go eff yourself... Not quite sure which one gets the better half of that deal ;)

I nominate myself for the arms since I'm usually picking up people anyway.

I don't know, but I'm always getting screwed.

Hmm, I'm going to cheat here a bit. Ms. Gio and Malistryx as Fookenstein's smile.

Hmm, I'm going to cheat here a bit. Ms. Gio and Malistryx as Fookenstein's smile.heh, thanks X.

I'm the 2 speech centers, Broca's Area and Wernicke's Area
http://www.medem.com/MEDEM/images/ama/ama_brain_stroke_lev20_thebraineffectsstroke_01.gif


I want to be the brain stem. Simple, yet essential...

Just like my ***hole joke that no one found funny.

hehehehe. he said
Wernicke

I nominate myself to be his...thing...

Dibs on the appendix

Eubi: Nose (brown):D

HAHAHAHA

Yeah...like it will get me any special privileges...

I nominate myself to be his...thing...

Yer late, see post #24. :p

...One of the few BF regulars I'd actually like to meet in person some day.


Uh...thanks, eubi. We love you, too.

Wow...that did read kind of harsh.

Now I know why I have no friends...:(

I want to be the brain stem. Simple, yet essential...

Just like my ***hole joke that no one found funny.

I found it funny, neighbor. if you want, come on over we can get together and go next door and have a ball.

HAHAHAHA

Yeah...like it will get me any special privileges...

Hey, I can ban Bluebottle1 for you!!!!!

Hmm, I'm going to cheat here a bit. Ms. Gio and Malistryx as Fookenstein's smile.

Add another vote for that one.
MERIDER for the booty. (Doing bad Austin Powers imitation) Yeah Baby!