Foo - I've pretty much stopped wearing deodorant

I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!

Use beer as deodorant and motor oil as lotion. That, sir, is how a man should, nay, must smell.

I stopped combing my hair. When I look in the morning mirror I am reminded of my sordid dream. :rolleyes:

Actually, I mostly smell like garlic.

And BO.

me too, fear and urine smells awesome

I'm glad I'm half a world away... :D

me too, fear and urine smells awesome
Whose fear and urine are you smelling?

I'm glad I'm half a world away... :D
I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.

I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup. ;)

Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?

I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.

Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?

Men are supposed to smell like garlic and beef and stale chips.

You have failed hewhoisearless.

I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup. ;)
Yes. Smelling like jsharr's cheap perfume gets a little taxing on the olfactory system.

Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.

Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?
Re: Eboo: It was a trap. But you will have to wait for my full length novel for the details.

Re: BO/messy hair: All you have to do is stop brushing your teeths and the womens will be dry humping you like a... dog... uhhhh... just dryhumped my metaphor.

Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?
Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.

Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.
Smells like beating jsharr, though only lightly?

It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.

That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

I like it. :)

What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.
Wigs are cool... if you're into that kind of thing... weirdo.

There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*

That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

I like it. :)
It's all a lie. The moon is actually just a big sound stage. A big sound stage made out of rock and dust orbiting the Earth about 240,000 miles away.

There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*
I gone straight, man. Corporate. Papa gotta make some money. I'm all starched gym socks and Italian leather straps now.

Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.

When I said "clothing" I meant Loin Cloth ... not that fruity socks and bandannas garbage.

I never thought I'd see the day.

*scratches at his "WWEPD?" tattoo with a rat-tail file*

My Loins shall remain unclothed, thankyouverymuch.

*scratches at his "WWEPD?" tattoo with a rat-tail file*
Which is exactly WEPWD. Hah!

My Loins shall remain unclothed, thankyouverymuch.

Yeah, I won't be visiting anytime soon. The boys have to be under-wraps. However, enjoy your freedom!

Which is exactly WEPWD. Hah!Damn!

The boys? Ooooooh... yeah. LIONS. Not Loins. Typo. I don't like putting clothes on my lions. It's already hot enough during the summer. Those kiddos don't need to be wearing any goofy sweaters, no matter how cute they look.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, timeforMondayNightDrinkingClubgoodnightit'sbeenfun!

Bring your smelly self back 'round these parts ag'in, y'hear?

I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!




Not a man who crossed the great divide in the westward expansion of the American West on the Oregon Trail, smell as pungent as you.



BTW- You did not have to tell any of us that you quit wearing deodorant, we can smell you.

though regretably brief, the sighting of an Explody Pup in it's natural habitat always makes my sticker point up.

Time to 'smell ya later'!

I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!

Ummm dont plan on being with anyone in the future? LOL.

Use beer as deodorant and motor oil as lotion. That, sir, is how a man should, nay, must smell.

ah yes, motor oil... it does have a nce aroma. i also like the smell of gasoline when there is only a hint of it on me. means i've been messing with the jalopy again. poor poor neglected thing...

i haven't worn deodorant for years, but -more importantly- i stopped wearing a watch when i was 15 or so. maybe i'll stop bringing a cell phone around with me too.

though regretably brief, the sighting of an Explody Pup in it's natural habitat always makes my sticker point up.

Why, in all that is holy, did you let him escape???? :rolleyes:

Why, in all that is holy, did you let him escape???? :rolleyes:

If you love something, set it free.

...if it loves you it will return. If it doesn't it will lock YOU in a dungeon. Better watch your back, Jeff!

I surgically removed his irony gland prerelease, so he will not be able to come back and kill me.

Cool! However, I hear that Merton is hunting you down...

Humph, I go and try to get something done and the next thing I know, Explody Pup shows up. It is a plot I tell you!

Cool! However, I hear that Merton is hunting you down...

MERTON is allergic to irony. I have EP's irony gland in a jar to fend off any advance he may make.

In the past 3 days i've stopped doing a lot of things

Men are supposed to smell like garlic and beef and stale chips.

You have failed hewhoisearless.

why do you smell all flowery pheard?

MERTON is allergic to irony. I have EP's irony gland in a jar to fend off any advance he may make.
I was wondering why my clothes were so wrinkly since my esca... I mean since you "set me free"...

By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

Good. Deodorant is bad for you. :)