Foo - Favorite Movie Lines...

What are your favorite lines from movies? Three of mine:

"I came here to do two things. Kick *** and chew bubble gum, and I'm allllll outta bubble gum."
- Roddy Piper in They Live

"Stupid! You humans are all so stupid!"
- Scientist in Plan 9 From Outer Space

"(Shouted) I have read this book! (whispered) Did not understand one word."
- Indian Chief in The Frisco Kid

Ghost Busters

Egon: Where do these stairs go?
Venkman: Up, Egon. They go up.

let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch!
-Ash
Evil Dead 2

And basically 2/3's of the lines in Army Of Darkness
"Give me some sugar baby"
"Hey whats that on your face"
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
etc, etc, etc

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Take a guess where that's from.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Take a guess where that's from.

“only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down”

What we have here is a failure to communicate....

Louis... I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Take a guess where that's from.

Ah yes... "This is my c*** and this is my gun..."
Full Metal Jacket, one of my favorites.

"Say what you will abou the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Pulp Fiction

"We're on a mission from God"
-Blues Brothers (like you didn't know)

... Brad

"Woah" - Keanu Reeves, The Matrix

Briiiiiiiiing me a shrubbery!

Briiiiiiiiing me a shrubbery!

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Q:What is best in life?
A:To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

Cool Hand Luke: What we have here is a failure to communicate. - The Warden

Three Amigos: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? - El Jefe

Iceman: No weezing the ju-uice! - Raji

Time Bandits:And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber? -Robin Hood
Four foot one. - Wally
Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it? - Robin Hood

Forbidden Zone:
The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

Cool Hand Luke: What we have here is a failure to communicate. - The Warden
Too late. See #6.

'I got shot. I got shot in the f'ing face!!!'
Steve Buscemi in Fargo. lol, best line ever!

Too late. See #6.

you did not quote movie and character so I win. You couild have been quoting my pretty pony for all I know.;)

'I got shot. I got shot in the f'ing face!!!'
Steve Buscemi in Fargo. lol, best line ever!

He had another one in the same flick. "Shep, what the Hell are you doing, I'm banging that girl!"

... Brad

you did not quote movie and character so I win. You couild have been quoting my pretty pony for all I know.;)

You aren't really all that quotable. :rolleyes:

Pony #1 - I want to play in the bushy meadows.
Pony #2 - I can't wait to feel the grass on my belly.
Pony #1 - No, I can't wait to play in your bushy meadows.
Pony #2 - They're everyones bushy meadows, not just mine.
Pony #1 - What we have here is failure to communicate.

Pony #1 - I want to play in the bushy meadows.
Pony #2 - I can't wait to feel the grass on my belly.
Pony #1 - No, I can't wait to play in your bushy meadows.
Pony #2 - They're everyones bushy meadows, not just mine.
Pony #1 - What we have here is failure to communicate.

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Laughed out loud as my boss was walking into my office!!!! thanks for that.

"But you have heard of me." Captain Jack Sparrow

Annina: "Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?"
Rick: "Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.” (Casablanca...best movie ever made!)

"No bucks, no Buck Rogers." - The Right Stuff

"I Ain't Got Time to Bleed" - Gov Jesse the Body from the Arnold movie Predator.

Forbidden Zone:
The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!

+1

ahhhh, Banana Royal!

"I am your father"
"I've got a bad feeling about this"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"
"I was misinformed"

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

It's only a flesh wound

InconTHeeeevable!

InconTHeeeevable!

FTW!!!!

No more rhyming and I mean it!
Anybody want another peanut?

He's not dead, he's only MOOOSTLY dead.

As You Wish

To the pain!

I'm not the real Dread Pirate Roberts, he said.

You just shot an unarmed man! paraphrasing Little Bill
Well I guess he shoulda armed himself – William Munny in The Unforgiven

Yippee ki yay motherf#$%#r! - John McClain in Diehard

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. – Dean Wormer, Animal House

You killed a man with a trident!

"Yo, Adrienne" - Rocky

This is your union, you wanna work you join. So shut up and sign the ****in form.

Did you get the address?

Of course. 1060 West Addison.

You killed a man with a trident!

Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish!

half my posts are either movie lines or song lyrics

now i have to go because;


THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE HERE!

You killed a man with a trident!

i pooped a stapler.

"I'll be back"

Gov Arnie
Terminator.

Who is your daddy and what does he do? - Arnold in Kindergarten cop.

2nd only to - Do it! Kill me now!

or

GET TO THA CHOPPA!

"What is the alternative......?

I'm afraid there is no alternative.
In such a case the planet the planet Earth would have to be.......eliminated".

klaatu from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'.........

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son. – Dean Wormer, Animal House

:D

"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer."

"Face it, Flounder, you threw up on Dean Wormer."


And the best evah, from the same movie:

"You f***ed up. You trusted us."

What we have here is a failure to communicate....

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!. There ain't no word "a" in that line. It's" "What we have here . . . is failure to communicate."
God almighty, where is Strother Martin when we need him?

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Nah, I'm at best the Quote Rent-a-Cop.

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Dr. Fronkensteen, "Nice knockers"