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scattered73
09-12-07, 12:50 AM
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html?PHPSESSID=845914bfc368c07cbd0e1b35b895e1ea

Reason for Candidacy
#49 is my favorite so far.


StrangeWill
09-12-07, 01:05 AM
WTF is with his URLs? I call shenanigans!

cal_gundert05
09-12-07, 01:31 AM
WTF is with his URLs? I call shenanigans!

Pfftttt, shenanigans?

"27. To Prove I invented this Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International."


Hobartlemagne
09-12-07, 04:39 AM
He uses the word "regulate" way too much.

Cot Du Trent
09-12-07, 06:00 AM
None of his sentences are remotely coherent.

I think I know less about him now than I did before (which was nothing).

Cot Du Trent
09-12-07, 06:03 AM
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html?PHPSESSID=845914bfc368c07cbd0e1b35b895e1ea

Reason for Candidacy
#49 is my favorite so far.

Oh man, that's hilarious! #49 is definitely the funniest!

G-Whacker
09-12-07, 06:40 AM
BEST-LINK-EVER!

My faith in the political process (and the protective custody air force) has been restored!

botto
09-12-07, 06:52 AM
None of his sentences are remotely coherent.

I think I know less about him now than I did before (which was nothing).

that never got in the way of 43.

scattered73
09-12-07, 07:00 AM
I might actually mail him a dollar for donation, scared of the credit card donation, you can setup your credit card donation to be monthly. Reason #3 kinda sounds pretty sweet 3. To prove that you need to pay the American Citizens before I die. The United States of America has been Audited by Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) / United States Army Military Intelligence Academy San Antonio, TX, Washington, DC, Houston, TX by copying every record in U.S. Library of Congress. The U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, TX Washington, D.C. Houston, Texas my home address found money to balance the United States of America’s budget and have lots of money let over. The United States Congress awarded the excess money to the American Citizens for income of $350,000.00 a year to each citizen for almost 100 years through EyeSpy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence. This will make each citizen In America rich in Business and Commerce National and International.

Cot Du Trent
09-12-07, 07:32 AM
that never got in the way of 43.

HEY! Don't misunderestimate the President!!!! :mad:

jsharr
09-12-07, 07:38 AM
This alone makes him my choice:

"The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography.

Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong."

Mercer08!!!!!!

jsharr
09-12-07, 07:41 AM
I have been using reason 56 and 57 for years, so this guy might really be on the level.

KingTermite
09-12-07, 07:41 AM
:roflmao:

I guess www.stewart08.com is now my #2. :D

trsidn
09-12-07, 07:44 AM
:roflmao:

I guess www.stewart08.com is now my #2. :D

Nah, he's far too coherent, reasonable and sensible to be a president.