Southern California - Are you unattached? Read on!

Saw this in the Road Cycling Forum:
unattachedrider.com (http://www.unattachedrider.com/current.htm)

I think they're actually kind of cool looking (and apropo on my part). Plus, where else can you order XS women's bibshorts?! :roflmao:

Yeah, I think it's great. Kind of expensive for off brand stuff, though.

I saw that over in the fixed gear forum the other day and thought that was odd.......I thought those folks didn't wear spandex. :lol:

Saw this in the Road Cycling Forum:
unattachedrider.com (http://www.unattachedrider.com/current.htm)

I think they're actually kind of cool looking (and apropo on my part). Plus, where else can you order XS women's bibshorts?! :roflmao:


Unattached and unhinged are different things.

Unattached and unhinged are different things.

Is this kit for people who want everybody to know they are single and looking , or a cyclist that no team wants.
Either way I'm not sure I would want to advertise that.

Is this kit for people who want everybody to know they are single and looking , or a cyclist that no team wants.
Either way I'm not sure I would want to advertise that.

Ditto.

Is this kit for people who want everybody to know they are single and looking , or a cyclist that no team wants.
Either way I'm not sure I would want to advertise that.

Really? I find it very satirical. And I have no insecurities or anxieties about either of those "labels" because frankly, they're both true! :p

They are true for me too. Maybe I'm insecure, there I said it.

They are true for me too. Maybe I'm insecure, there I said it.

Girl - you have nothing to be insecure about! If someone doesn't like it, just show 'em your backside when you drop 'em on a climb. :)

(And I know you can do that to more people than you're letting on, Cathy)

Jeesh, Now everybody knows I'm insecure. I want a kit with big black and white letters saying INSECURE and NEEDY
Someone please design that jersey for me :D

Jeesh, Now everybody knows I'm insecure. I want a kit with big black and white letters saying INSECURE and NEEDY
Someone please design that jersey for me :D

OK, as long as I get one that says OBNOXIOUS and ******. ;)

I still dig that POSEUR jersey someone posted a while back...:D

I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member - Groucho Marx

To me it really sounds more like "single and desperate" than "not in any bike clubs". :p

they remind me of this jersey:

Is this kit for people who want everybody to know they are single and looking , or a cyclist that no team wants.

I'm pretty sure the latter. Actually, just to show off that you don't need no stinkin' team. But Joy wants it for the other reason. I'm sure the guy trying to get the order doesn't care why you're buying it.

If I was strong enough to pull it off, I'd race unattached in this.

$30 for a cap? jesus christ.

OK, as long as I get one that says OBNOXIOUS and ******. ;)


That sounds interesting!!! Elaborate please!

That sounds interesting!!! Elaborate please!

Both of these things I am striving to be - and so far failing at both. Or at least, in my own eyes.

The former because my hubby is a Mod who could ban me at any moment (although I do like to push the limits). The latter because I live like a workaholic nun! :(

That sounds interesting!!! Elaborate please!

Darn it, Happytime. Your jersey (obnoxious and ******) is going to attract a lot more male attention than mine (insecure and needy).

How about getting a "WEALTHY AND SINGLE" jersey ?! :p

I think men who are single should ride bare-chested and hand out cards with the measurements...


...of their IQ's, of course. :D

^ You're an artist. We know you can't be wealthy.

How about a "LOOKING FOR A SUGAR DADDY" jersey?

They are true for me too. Maybe I'm insecure, there I said it.

No. You're HAWT. You should wear a jersey that reads "Unattached and Fast" - and I mean that with all due respect as I'm referring to your speed up mountains. ;)

^ You're an artist. We know you can't be wealthy.

Sad. But true.

I think men who are single should ride bare-chested and hand out cards with the measurements...


...of their IQ's, of course. :D

I believe in equality, I think the women should do that, too.

Okay, I'll wear a jersey that says UNATTACHED and hand out cards with "blonde...duh" written on it. No need for silly numbers or that IQ thingy when one is blonde. :D

I believe in equality, I think the women should do that, too.

I tried. It didn't help.

They just thought I was a small boy.

I tried. It didn't help.

They just thought I was a small boy.


Wow, I would have guessed your IQ much higher than that of a child's.

A person's IQ is not supposed to change. Although I do admit to having lost many brain cells in my post-college days.

Sad. But true.
Just do what I did... marry a successful, intelligent business woman.

A person's IQ is not supposed to change. Although I do admit to having lost many brain cells in my post-college days.

Oh, I thought I gained a point for every year I was alive. I would be up to 37 by now. Damn...and I was so proud. :p

I tried. It didn't help.

They just thought I was a small boy.

You should keep trying!

You should keep trying!

Only if I could wear arm warmers. It's kinda chilly in the a.m. now.


Just do what I did... marry a successful, intelligent business woman.

It's not legal for me to do that yet. Does your wife have a sister?

It's not legal for me to do that yet. Does your wife have a sister?
Yet is the key word. But no matter, she only has 3 brothers... all single, all just finishing up college.

When The Mod logs in, this thread is going to be locked and deleted. :lol:

Crap...I've got to send you your $$, Dave. :o

As for the thread being locked...whatever for? It's nowhere near the level of depravity that we usually sink to. :rolleyes:

^ Exactly, I haven't found anything to contort into a sick joke from you yet.

^ Exactly, I haven't found anything to contort into a sick joke from you yet.

:lol:

Stop using me...or at least pay me my going rate if you do. :p

Oh yeah. With all the interest charges and all... umm... just give me a new Madone when you see me next time, deal? :D

Isn't HT married to The Mod? All those requests for sugar daddy's... ;)

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How about getting a "WEALTHY AND SINGLE" jersey ?! :p


Where do I sign up? I need one of those! (women, not jersey)

That's so cool ... but why is the jersey in black and white? must be a hidden message there ...

Well I preordered a jersey since I'm unattached in all ways possible.

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Hey hubby - don't go telling everyone our Safe Words! :eek:

:lol:
Stop using me...or at least pay me my going rate if you do. :p
I'm a music teacher. Do I qualify for the "starving artist" or "educator" discount?


That's so cool ... but why is the jersey in black and white? must be a hidden message there ...
The starter explained that. It has to do with the whole meaning of being unattached. Keep the plain idea while boldly proclaiming it.

Champion Systems is much cooler stuff than PrimalWear by far.

Brings us to the saying:" The only thing worse than a conformist is a non conformist who doesn't conform to non conformity."

Very cool, but I am attached.