Foo - Pluto got shafted

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elgalad
09-14-07, 08:03 AM
Don't let it happen to Uranus.
That's not funny.
In fact, if you've spent any amount of time inside state penn, that's not funny! Owww....
squegeeboo
09-14-07, 08:25 AM
i like uranus jokes.
Why? Whats so funny about my anus?
KingTermite
09-14-07, 08:27 AM
Thou shalt not take my name in vain, sucka!!
http://www.geocities.com/aleong1631/shaft1.jpg
It's hard enough to feel sympathy for my fellow humans, let alone a chunk of rock at the edge of the solar system.
Or maybe that should be the other way around.
cyclezealot
09-14-07, 08:35 AM
If it were not for Pluto, I doubt Disney would have named Pluto , Pluto. I am not amused when Pluto gets shafted. It circles the sun like any other non lunar object in the Solar System and Pluto is so huge any asteroid would be jealous as all hell.
Why? Whats so funny about my anus?
It does an awesome impersonation of Patrick the Starfish
It's hard enough to feel sympathy for my fellow humans, let alone a chunk of rock at the edge of the solar system.
Or maybe that should be the other way around.
Krink - human? No way!
Humanoid. I was simplifying for clarity.
bikingshearer
09-14-07, 02:55 PM
Don't let it happen to Uranus.
No worries. All the Klingons will protect it.
Cromulent
09-14-07, 03:03 PM
From Futurama
FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.
LEELA: I don't get it.
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
FRY: Oh. What's it called now?
PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.
Michigander
09-14-07, 03:11 PM
That's not funny.
In fact, if you've spent any amount of time inside state penn, that's not funny! Owww....
It's all about what gang you join. In Michigan, if you're in prison and you join the "Muslims" the "Catholics" will be scared ****less of you, and if they accidentally mess with you will litteraly come and beg on their knees for your forgiveness. I don't think they pray towards the east 6 times a day or whatever, but joining them is the ticket to avoiding being ass raped. Then there's the Nazi's, and they're weird. Plus there's a lot of smaller gangs which have their own rules and procedures.
At least it's getting the news in person. Or planet. Or non-planet, as the case may be.
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