Southern California - World's Most Efficient Diet Program.

You give me $10,000 and within 6 months if you can lose the desired amount of weight then I give you back your money. If you don't then I keep it. :)

Reported to mod as spam.

Alternatively, you can eat the food that I made. If you don't die in a few days and start losing weight, then... well... I guess you're a super(wo)man. :lol:

Okay, Yamcha is a spammer, pure and simple. Should have guessed...:rolleyes:

Reported to mod as spam.

You have no capacity for humor I see. Maybe my joke is too difficult to comprehend.

You have no capacity for humor I see.

My, my...pot calling the kettle black...:rolleyes: TRY, damnit, TRY...:D

Wow, check out the hostility here! I remember that this forum is meant to connect all types of riders in SoCal, not just the people that are 'cool' enough to be at the rides...

Ok; sorry. Mine was meant as a joke. :p

Wow, check out the hostility here! I remember that this forum is meant to connect all types of riders in SoCal, not just the people that are 'cool' enough to be at the rides...

Phil, this guy has come on here and been rude and argumentative - especially to the women (i.e. Joy and me in a separate thread) Why the defense? And if you want, go ahead and embrace him and invite him out on a ride.

I don't see Spam, I see a joke ;) :p

Gotta take up for Yamcha here. The post was a joke. There are lots of variations on this one. There's the "blackmail diet" for instance. You put a large sum of money in a trust with a lawyer. If you don't lose a specified amount of weight in a given time, the money is donated to the American Nazi party.

Yur all just prickly because of the previous post on how exercise is making us all old and saggy, which BTW seems to be absolutely true. We are all really saggy and pale and we all need a nap.

Gotta take up for Yamcha here. The post was a joke. There are lots of variations on this one. There's the "blackmail diet" for instance. You put a large sum of money in a trust with a lawyer. If you don't lose a specified amount of weight in a givin time, the money is donated to the American Nazi party.

Yur all just prickly because of the previous post on how exercise is making us all old and saggy, which BTW seems to be absolutely true. We are all really saggy and pale and we all need a nap.

No, "we" are all prickly because of the "tone" this guy has used. Come on...it's obvious he is here to start crap and not really interested in joining on rides (cool people aside - which I wasn't aware any of us were all that cool :rolleyes: We're just folks who like to ride...I thought). Whatever...I'm out of both threads. Usually, when I say I put people on ignore, I don't. But this one, I'm going to. The rest of you who find this amusing and cute and all of that, can play, play, play.... :D

Phil, this guy has come on here and been rude and argumentative - especially to the women (i.e. Joy and me in a separate thread) Why the defense? And if you want, go ahead and embrace him and invite him out on a ride.

I can (and do) read most everything... and there is a certain amount of 'dislike' on both sides.

Just because a thread is posted does not mean that you (or anyone else) is required to respond. Simply ignore it and allow people that want to discuss the thread topic to debate without the additional baggage of impolite posts.

Just because a thread is posted does not mean that you (or anyone else) is required to respond. Simply ignore it and allow people that want to discuss the thread topic to debate without the additional baggage of impolite posts.

You're absolutely right, Phil. I'm gone.

I can (and do) read most everything... and there is a certain amount of 'dislike' on both sides.

Just because a thread is posted does not mean that you (or anyone else) is required to respond. Simply ignore it and allow people that want to discuss the thread topic to debate without the additional baggage of impolite posts.

Since when do you dictate the rules of the forum, Phil? This is the third time you've stepped in to "reprimand" (need I remind you of telling three members on here to STFU?) - what is that all about? Last I checked, I don't have to do what you think is appropriate based on your comfort level. YOU can stay out it and out of the thread too. Oh, look at that? YOU can follow your own advice and recommendation. Teach by example, Phil.

Okay, Yamcha is a spammer, pure and simple. Should have guessed...:rolleyes:

That's the least of his problems.

you're all such jerks. i'm leaving this forum!!

GOOD BYE!

:roflmao:

I like to ride my bike.

I don't have $10,00 to invest at this time.

stop feeding it....seriously....

$100,000 would be more efficient :D

stop feeding it....seriously....

Would everyone just listen to Scootcore!!!!!

(although it's kind of fun to read. :p)

I'll do it for $9,000.

And I don't spam, much.

I'll do it for $9,000.

And I don't spam, much.

Dude, that blows, all I have is $8,950.75, and I really wanted to lose the weight!

Oh well, guess I'll go and ride my bike non-recreationally for exercise purposes only.

Dude, that blows, all I have is $8,950.75, and I really wanted to lose the weight!

Oh well, guess I'll go and ride my bike non-recreationally for exercise purposes only.

Just give me your first born child, and I'll tell you all about how Asian carbswill make you thin. Show up in spandex, though, and the deal's off!

Just give me your first born child, and I'll tell you all about how Asian carbswill make you thin. Show up in spandex, though, and the deal's off!


Dude, my first born is 14 years old, some days I'd pay to give him away.

I wear my spandex under my regular clothes, kinda like Ethan Hawkman, is that okay?

Dude, my first born is 14 years old, some days I'd pay to give him away.



I'll do it for $9,000.



I wear my spandex under my regular clothes, kinda like Ethan Hawkman, is that okay?

All the time, or just on the bike?

never nude.

Come on...it's obvious he is here to start crap and not really interested in joining on rides

Perhaps retitling the forum as "Want To Join Rides" would deter posts from people laboring under the misapprehension that it is for all bicycle riders in Southern California.

yamcha, is this the diet where I buy an expensive bike to shave a couple of pounds off my gear, instead of dieting to melt it off my rear? If so, sign me up!

;)

Last!


/IBTL?

No - ME!

Newbs.






Hitler!

You know, Hitler had a most efficient diet plan...that he made the Jews follow.


I PWNT Godwin!

/no offense intended toward Jews or the Jewish state. But Hitler? Fark that guy.

Godftwin...
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o84/888888eight/buffJ.jpg

Fatso she-men!

...3...2...1...initiate lockdown...beep-beep-beep

http://mangofalls.com/images/20060611201850_lockdown0152.jpg

Time to close it and let it die.