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Pheard
09-17-07, 01:07 PM
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2007-09-17T150240Z_01_N1499758_RTRUKOC_0_US-AUTOPSY.xml

With at least a .45 (http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/4062/18945.jpg)

Just :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

jsharr
09-17-07, 01:13 PM
umm, if they shot this guy, they would be guillty of murder. But is you say you are dead, I will take you word for it. Head or heart?
Pheard
09-17-07, 01:15 PM
Foot first to make sure I'm deceased, If I start cursing you out in chinese, back off. Otherwise just pump me fulla lead prz. My only request is that you scream "Say ello to my lil friend" before pumping me fulla lead.

squegeeboo
09-17-07, 01:20 PM
Foot first to make sure I'm deceased, If I start cursing you out in chinese, back off. Otherwise just pump me fulla lead prz. My only request is that you scream "Say ello to my lil friend" before pumping me fulla lead.

What if you curse in Korean? Shoot away?
Pheard
09-17-07, 01:21 PM
If I start singing aladdin in korean, that means don't shoot! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT04HJcbj6M)
x136
09-17-07, 01:22 PM
Stake through the heart, decapitation, and a silver bullet. Just to make sure you don't come back as a vampire, a zombie, or a werewolf. Or some combination of the three.
KingTermite
09-17-07, 01:23 PM
Do I have to wait?
Pheard
09-17-07, 01:29 PM
Stake through the heart, decapitation, and a silver bullet. Just to make sure you don't come back as a vampire, a zombie, or a werewolf. Or some combination of the three.

That would make a great plot line for Underworld 3: The rise of the Zerepires!
CliftonGK1
09-17-07, 01:57 PM
I'm scared just thinking about zombie Pheard.
Shadiyah
09-17-07, 02:01 PM
Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??
jsharr
09-17-07, 02:03 PM
I'm scared just thinking about zombie Pheard.

He doesnt kill you, he just rainbows out your favorite bike and sings torch songs while doing it!!!!
Pheard
09-17-07, 02:12 PM
Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??

The folks in Venuzuela haven't figured out how to check vitals yet, they'll catch up with the rest of the world... someday?
Strack!
09-17-07, 03:12 PM
Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??

So one might think, but we really just make our best guess. Most of the time it works out better than this, though.
squegeeboo
09-17-07, 03:32 PM
Maybe Miracle Max made a quick visit.
eubi
09-18-07, 06:02 AM
Wow...talk about your day taking a turn for the better!