Foo - Who is going to take control of the world?

Pick now (multiple choices allowed).

Me!

Ha, I win. Sucks to be y'all!

cock roaches

Hopefully a woman. Cuz guys suck.

Hey ladies. *waves*

Hopefully a woman. Cuz guys suck.Worry not, my cabinet will be populated by hot Foo ladies.

With your hippy hair, I supposed you fit in with all the hot foo chicks.

I can deal.

Hopefully a woman. Cuz guys suck.

Hey ladies. *waves*

Suck up. Always sticking to your own kind.

Those who own FAL variants.http://www.falfiles.com/forums/smilies/cool_small.gif

Suck up. Always sticking to your own kind.

It's the left over superglue from decorating the bike..........

Though the rest of the world may humbled by tyrants, Krinkistan will never fall.

Worry not, my basement will be populated by hot Foo ladies.

Fixed it for ya

Apple or Google.

Though the rest of the world may humbled by tyrants, Krinkistan will never fall.

Very Nice. :)
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Kazakhs are wussies, especially British Jewish Anti-Semitic Satirical Kazakhs. You insult and disappoint me, KT.

Kazakhs are wussies, especially British Jewish Anti-Semitic Satirical Kazakhs. You insult and disappoint me, KT.

You see one "istan", you've seen them bul.

Worry not, my basement will be populated by hot Foo ladies.Fixed it for yaThat would also be acceptable.

That would also be acceptable.

But what would it take to make it FANTASTIC?

Beware the banjos dude!

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Hopefully a woman. Cuz guys suck.

Hey ladies. *waves*

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth.

But what would it take to make it FANTASTIC?The finest moderately-priced wine, and the finest moderately-priced Board of Pillow-Fighting certified pillows.

Our cats, of course. Duh! :rolleyes: :p ;)

Bill Gates ... oh wait a minute, he already does!

I'm reporting this to the moderators.

Wally World FTW!

Come on Foosters...you aren't actually going to give that world to Stewie, are you? He was only on there as a joke.

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They are.

Come on Foosters...you aren't actually going to give that world to Stewie, are you? He was only on there as a joke.

I agree. And there is nothing more serious in this world than a bass clone army.

what? no david hasselhoff?

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hasselhof = sea going cockroach actually
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My money is on Curt Smith. Everybody Wants To Rule the World, but he will succeed.

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My money is on Curt Smith. Everybody Wants To Rule the World, but he will succeed.

Exactly (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOA4ixV-3jU)

Gort.
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With what Chuck Norris did to the dinosaurs, I'm stunned he hasn't made that list.

In fact. He's already roundhouse kicked all of the poll choices, hence taking over the world by default.

With what Chuck Norris did to the dinosaurs, I'm stunned he hasn't made that list.

In fact. He's already roundhouse kicked all of the poll choices, hence taking over the world by default.

But Bruce Lee's gonna kick his ass. So Bruce Lee can share the world with those of us who have FAL's.

But Bruce Lee's gonna kick his ass. So Bruce Lee can share the world with those of us who have FAL's.

Haven't you heard that saying about killing people with love? Well I'm full of love, therefore my love> your FAL. Hence I'm 2nd chair after Chuck Norris.

STOP THE PRESSES!

i changed my mind (again)

chuck norris and hasselhoff are pansies compared to pete fagerlin (aka b52v23) now that he was banned and reappeared with the same wit and devotion to bettering mankind with his infinite knowledge. he's a god to me, you know. by osiris, he's always right... and uberhelpful without question. he get's my vote!

Gort.
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Good choice, but Gort died in the Alpha-Centauri battle at Yael Roouche'. His twin brother also died 2 years later (woke up in bathtub with note on mirror his liver had been removed) in a hotel in SoHo.

Look, people, you are all deluding yourselves. We are all going to go up in a cloud of radioactive dust. Some terrorist group will detonate a small nuke in Durkadurkastan, which will in turn activate the old Cold War-era leftover Soviet Doomsday Device (you didn't think they just made that up for "Dr. Strangelove," did you?) and we all go "poof" to the strains of "We'll Meet Again." Either jsharr or explody pup will add the appropriate Slim Pickens sound-alike voice over (one of them is on alert, ready to perform this essential service, at all times).

In the aftermath, what's left of Earth will be populated by the one animal guaranteed to survive such a cataclysm: no, not Dick Clark - the cockroach. They will have Volvos aplenty to drive and enough Hostess Twinkies to last for at least three or four millenia.

Hey, I don't invent this stuff, I just report it.

The question is, who is bad enough, crazy enough and insanely good-looking enough (I do look maaavvolous, darlings) to take it away from its current owner....ME!

(hint, put your money on just about any cute gal.:D)

In the aftermath, what's left of Earth will be populated by the one animal guaranteed to survive such a cataclysm: no, not Dick Clark - the cockroach. They will have Volvos aplenty to drive and enough Hostess Twinkies to last for at least three or four millenia.Correct, but with two small fixes:

Cockroaches aren't technically animals, unless the radioactive fallout changes that.

It will be specifically pre-Ford Volvos. The king of post-apocalyptic Earth will drive a diesel Volvo 240, and it will last hundreds of generations.

Correct, but with two small fixes:

Cockroaches aren't technically animals, unless the radioactive fallout changes that.

It will be specifically pre-Ford Volvos. The king of post-apocalyptic Earth will drive a diesel Volvo 240, and it will last hundreds of generations.

Sorry, x-man, but roaches are insects, and insects are animals. Ooky, creepy, disgusting animals, but animals nonetheless. Sort of like Phil Spector or Dick Cheney.

But you are absolutely correct about only pre-Ford Volvos being around. 240's will survive. So will 740's and even 940's, although some of the interior surfaces will rip, tear or break after 600 or 700 years. There will even be a fair representation of whatever those roundish pre-240 Volvos were called (132's?). But any Volvo with a designation starting with a letter will go the way of the Studebaker.

I think the world should go to Phredryk Phox.

Of course that means the world will probably fall apart, but we will have great laughs watching it go to hell in a handbasket.

Pick now (multiple choices allowed).

Well i nominate "Super woman" to rule the world, i mean female leaders are awsome LOL.

Well i nominate "Super woman" to rule the world, i mean female leaders are awsome LOL.

She was great when she was a bad azz Amazon and all....but after she banged Superman she became the tame little meek girlfriend type.

Sorry guys, I rule the world already, Chuck Norris is just a sock puppet of mine.

Sorry guys, I rule the world already, Chuck Norris is just a sock puppet of mine.

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me, your all fired...:D