Foo - Shooting Pheard - "dibs" thread.

Pheard has asked us all that we shoot him when he's dead.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=344592

Whether or not we all wish to wait or not is not the question here today. Those of us who wish to comply with this request are to get "dibs" here on where we get to shoot him.

I am first, so I get DIBS on "between the eyes"!!!


Next pick....get your dibs in now.

I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.

I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. :o:(

I get dibs on shooting the next person who picks on my bro Jonny Boy.:mad:









:p

:roflmao:

Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.

:roflmao:

Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.

That sounds about par for ya! :p

I have a pellet gun and great grandpappy's long barrel. Got any preferences between the two, Jon?

:roflmao:

Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.

Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that. :rolleyes:

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.

Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that. :rolleyes:

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.

Hehehehe. That, I can live with.:D

Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that. :rolleyes:

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.

WOW! HE DID WHAT NOW?

The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.:rolleyes:

i'd rather you took dibs on shooting me, but i guess that's derailling the thread.

special sauce? does it squirt? i thought that would ooze... you know, with the chunks and all.

:)

I'll just tie a handlebar streamer on his finger.

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.But we're shooting him AFTER he's dead... we didn't kill 'im, we found him that way!!!

The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.:rolleyes:

Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win". ;)

I think she won some lucky dude's heart. Proof enough in my book.

Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win". ;)I don't know if he has any official paperwork or trophies or anything, but I can vouch for the winningness.

The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.:rolleyes:

I can definitely vouch for the winning smile.

..and the winning legs..

and the... Nevermind. Joe's a lucky man!!! and his silver tooth cap is p.i.m.p. :p

on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

simply magical!

Jon's a Nancy.

how bout we strap cranky and pheard together with bomb vest and give cranky the deadman switch? then someone can shoot cranky when he looks dead?

Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win". ;)

You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something. :p

Thanks for the vouches, guys! :)

on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

simply magical!

careful, those bastages are meaner than they look at first glance, and they have nuclear capabilites.
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/combatantMLP.jpg
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/ponies.jpg

You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something. :p

Thanks for the vouches, guys! :)

Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE. ;) :p

Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE. ;) :p

Deal.

Here is evidence of the guy's heart I did win, though. ;)

http://joe-and-heather.smugmug.com/photos/195402660-M.jpg

Deal.

Here is evidence of the guy's heart I did win, though. ;)

http://joe-and-heather.smugmug.com/photos/195402660-M.jpg

Where is this "P.I.M.P.y tooth, Pheard mentions"???

Yeeeah. *squintin' eyes*

I guess Joe's not as pimpin' as Jon makes him out to be. :p

I guess Joe's not as pimpin' as Jon makes him out to be. :p

Probably a good thing...who'd want to be with a pimp anyway?

Probably a good thing...who'd want to be with a pimp anyway?

Definitely a good thing.

<--ONLY Joe's Ho. ;)

Definitely a good thing.

<--ONLY Joe's Ho. ;)
Hopefully Joe's ONLY Ho, too. :p

Hopefully Joe's ONLY Ho, too. :p

With a smile like hers, Joe probably doesn't even know there are other women on the planet.

With a smile like hers, Joe probably doesn't even know there are other women on the planet.

No Doubt.

No Gwen Stefani jokes, please.

this is the kill pheard thread guys!!!!!!!!! FOCUS!!!!!!!

this is the kill pheard thread guys!!!!!!!!! FOCUS!!!!!!!

Well then...get rid of the pics of the beautiful woman and we can concentrate on the right topic!

this is the kill pheard thread guys!!!!!!!!! FOCUS!!!!!!!

Good point, jsharr. I helped hijack my own thread. I hate when I do that.

you are having a tough day, hijack your own thread and that raster thing!:D

you are having a tough day, hijack your own thread and that raster thing!:D

Hey....I thought we were supposed to get this thread back ON TOPIC!!:mad:

I came across a really good recipe for gravy in last Sunday's Parade magazine...

I came across a really good recipe for gravy in last Sunday's Parade magazine...

You don't plan to grok that pinky boy do ya?

I came across a really good recipe for gravy in last Sunday's Parade magazine...

ohh..what kindof gravy? Sausage gravy on some biscuits would be good right now.
Or was it Red Eye? Nothing like a little red eye gravy and some grits.

What exactly are grits?

Back on topic... I got dibs on shooting Jon's pink tights!! I have a .357, 9mm, several Ruger .22's (pistols and rifles), a bb gun and a compound bow.

What the hell!!! don't hide the pimp tooth Heather!! I know it's there. All the people on the street cower at the sheer reflective power of Joe's BLING BLANG.

I was blinded from 2 blocks down. No lying. Thou shalt not lie!

What exactly are grits?

No one really knows, and the best ones have lye in the recipe.

What exactly are grits?

Back on topic... I got dibs on shooting Jon's pink tights!! I have a .357, 9mm, several Ruger .22's (pistols and rifles), a bb gun and a compound bow.


Grits are hominy...corn. Geeze get with it. You claim to be NorCal? You gotta have some soul food in your system. Dang, dude.

Oh and by the way. Forget the .357. I have a Remington 700 that will do the job. That way we don't have to be so close. ;)

Shadiyah - what in the world did you do to poor Joe to get him to wear that hat?! :eek:

Pheard has asked us all that we shoot him when he's dead.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=344592

Whether or not we all wish to wait or not is not the question here today. Those of us who wish to comply with this request are to get "dibs" here on where we get to shoot him.

I am first, so I get DIBS on "between the eyes"!!!


Next pick....get your dibs in now.

To quote Cosby...I brought him into this world, I'll take him out! Only person with dibs over me is his 'mom', BDG, :D

Y'all should see Joe's dope Escalade. He's rollin' 26es, bike and Caddy!

You gotta have some soul food in your system. Dang, dude.

There are lots of soul food joints in Detroit. There used to be one secretly owned by a white guy. When people found out, it promptly went out of business.

Shadiyah - what in the world did you do to poor Joe to get him to wear that hat?! :eek:

He likes that hat! See?

http://joe-and-heather.smugmug.com/photos/195323586-M.jpg

Oh, and this one is for Jon :

http://joe-and-heather.smugmug.com/photos/195685841-M.jpg