Jokes & Humor - Dick Pound, a rabbi, a priest and Osama Bin Laden get onto an elevator...

You write the punchline. I think there's more Dick Pound jokes out there still.

You pathetic humorless bike weenies.

and Dick Pound is consigned to Hell for the Sin of Onan by a 3-0 vote.

I know it is lame, but so is the premise.

The elevator door closes. The priest and rabbi recognize bin Laden, but they are too old and frail to restrain him. So, they turn to Pound and tell him: "Sir, that is Osama bin Laden, the most hunted terrorist on the planet, sponsor of attacks on thousands of innocents. You must grab him and take him to the authorities." "Is this true?" Pound asks bin Laden. "Yes, it is," says Osama. "Well, then," says Pound, grabbing bin Laden tightly around the arm, "you are a despicable animal, and you must be held to account for your most horrific crimes." The elevator doors open, and the priest and the rabbi smile as Pound firmly marches bin Laden off to justice. And then they see Pound lean in, loosen his grip, and whisper to Osama: "But, hey, if you have any information that Lance doped . . ."

...and you have a gun with only one bullet. Who do you shoot?

The elevator door closes. The priest and rabbi recognize bin Laden, but they are too old and frail to restrain him. So, they turn to Pound and tell him: "Sir, that is Osama bin Laden, the most hunted terrorist on the planet, sponsor of attacks on thousands of innocents. You must grab him and take him to the authorities." "Is this true?" Pound asks bin Laden. "Yes, it is," says Osama. "Well, then," says Pound, grabbing bin Laden tightly around the arm, "you are a despicable animal, and you must be held to account for your most horrific crimes." The elevator doors open, and the priest and the rabbi smile as Pound firmly marches bin Laden off to justice. And then they see Pound lean in, loosen his grip, and whisper to Osama: "But, hey, if you have any information that Lance doped . . ."

Not bad eb, not bad. Keep your day job of course, but better than anything I would have come up with.

Um....Um...Ummm...Wait....I heard this one before...Ummm...

Damn...I can't remember...

...and you have a gun with only one bullet. Who do you shoot?

Ummm...DocRay?

...he made his own sandwich.

You write the punchline. I think there's more Dick Pound jokes out there still.


blew the set up. Any good rabbi, priest, etc joke has 3 parts, not 4.

The elevator door closes. The priest and rabbi recognize bin Laden, but they are too old and frail to restrain him. So, they turn to Pound and tell him: "Sir, that is Osama bin Laden, the most hunted terrorist on the planet, sponsor of attacks on thousands of innocents. You must grab him and take him to the authorities." "Is this true?" Pound asks bin Laden. "Yes, it is," says Osama. "Well, then," says Pound, grabbing bin Laden tightly around the arm, "you are a despicable animal, and you must be held to account for your most horrific crimes." The elevator doors open, and the priest and the rabbi smile as Pound firmly marches bin Laden off to justice. And then they see Pound lean in, loosen his grip, and whisper to Osama: "But, hey, if you have any information that Lance doped . . ."

:beer:

Given the lead in, we have a winner!

Dick Pound, a rabbi, a priest and Osama Bin Laden get onto an elevator...

and Dick Pound says, "What are we doing on the elevator? Shouldn't we be inside it?"

Osama looks disinterested.

Dick turns to Osama and says, "I think Pcad needs to go about a centimeter lower with his bars. What do you think?"

blew the set up. Any good rabbi, priest, etc joke has 3 parts, not 4.

It had to be challenging. A standard 3 part would have been like a flat TT with a tailwind. I made it a hill climb.

But now they'll move ALL Pcad's threads to the joke section. I'm never really serious.

Now I have to figure out who Dick Pound is...