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09-20-07, 08:38 AM
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath
he asked, "Please, may I hide under
your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way.
"After the MP's ran off, the soldier
crawled out from under her skirt and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little higher, you would have seen a great
pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq
either."
he asked, "Please, may I hide under
your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two
Military Police ran up and asked, Sister,
have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way.
"After the MP's ran off, the soldier
crawled out from under her skirt and
said, "I can't thank you enough Sister.
You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a
little higher, you would have seen a great
pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq
either."