A Woman's Perfect Breakfast

[taz13]

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

[Brillig]

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.


She wants a gay boyfriend?

[Stacey]

Sure... That way he won't want nookie. :D

[taz13]

Why would you think he's gay?

[Brillig]

Why would you think he's gay?

Doesn't Playgirl have a bit of a gay reputation?

[scrapmetal]

or her husband in in obituaries.

[Keith99]

or her husband in in obituaries.

Shouldn't it be the check from her husbands life insurance is in todays mail?

If he is on the milk carton he might just get found.