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taz13
09-27-07, 01:25 PM
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


Brillig
09-27-07, 01:36 PM
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.


She wants a gay boyfriend?

Stacey
09-27-07, 01:54 PM
Sure... That way he won't want nookie. :D


taz13
09-27-07, 02:11 PM
Why would you think he's gay?

Brillig
09-27-07, 02:19 PM
Why would you think he's gay?

Doesn't Playgirl have a bit of a gay reputation?

scrapmetal
09-28-07, 01:08 PM
or her husband in in obituaries.

Keith99
09-28-07, 05:53 PM
or her husband in in obituaries.

Shouldn't it be the check from her husbands life insurance is in todays mail?

If he is on the milk carton he might just get found.