[~Stuart~]

2 nuns are walking home from there community work one night and they notice a creepy man following them.

so they start walking faster. but he keeps gaining on them, eventualy they start running. one of the nuns yelled "YOU GO LEFT AND I'LL GO RIGHT, MEET BACK HOME"


a half out later the first nun gets home and asks around to see if her friend had made it too, and the answer was no... eventually the second nun come in huffing and puffing, and everyone crowd around to hear the story

"well after we split up, the guy chased me round the town, till he eventualy caught up to me in a back alley. i was so scared, all i could think to do was lift my dress up around my waste, and he pulled his pants down around his ankles" she said

"what happened, are you ok?" replied the first nun

"yes im fine. as he soon found out, a nun with her dress up runs faster then a man with his pants down"








yes its horrible... but i have much worse...

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[Kestrelman]

The same 2 nuns were tasked with painting the convent when it was being remodeled. The Mother Superior warned them not to get any paint on their habits. So, they decided to paint in the nude. While they were painting there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?" they asked. "Blind man!" was the response. So, they figured him being blind they'd let him in. "How can we help you?" they asked. He replied. "I'm here to hang the blinds. Looking good, ladies!" :)

[scrapmetal]

and this nun walks in a park at night and big guy jumps out of a bush and hits her square in the face:

While she is falling down she hears: I thought you are better than that, Batman!!

[Keith99]

How about the one about the Nuns and the bicycle built for several.

Something about bumps on the road ....

The punch line is the Mother Superior saying.

Ladies if you can't keep from giggling I'm going to have to put the seats back on.