Southern California - So Cal needs a long thread "What's Up?" type thread!

we have a late meeting to day....so much for long ride home...

:(

I have Selle San Marcos Rolls saddles on both of my bikes.

I know you do. I spent a goodly portion of a Saturday a while back staring at your backside.

I know you do. I spent a goodly portion of a Saturday a while back staring at your backside.

staring?








creepy.

staring?
creepy.

And you think I'm making it up about your...um...free show through the Performance shorts...:rolleyes::p

Would you prefer "Fascinating about"?


What can I say? I'm a saddle ho.

And you think I'm making it up about your...um...free show through the Performance shorts...:rolleyes::p

i am seriously freaked out about that....i have 2 pair of them and now i only use those on the trainer. one day a few weeks ago before i heard about that some chick was checking out my package on the ferry....i wonder.:rolleyes:

I wore my Performance shorts proudly yesterday. PROUDLY!

PROUDLY!

Pics?

here is the saddle that is on my bike but in celeste
http://www.bikesomewhere.com/bikesomewhere.cfm/product/25/1703/14746?bestbikebuys=1


pretty comfy but could use some Ti rails for a lil flex.

here is the saddle that is on my bike but in celeste
http://www.bikesomewhere.com/bikesomewhere.cfm/product/25/1703/14746?bestbikebuys=1


pretty comfy but could use some Ti rails for a lil flex.

i had the Ponza on my last bike....the only thing that sucks is that there is no Taint cut out....


but i like how it craddles your butt!

And you think I'm making it up about your...um...free show through the Performance shorts...:rolleyes::p

Hey you get what you pay for.


Mo' = creepy.
ME = Should be blurry anyway.
Me = At peace with myself. BTW, Tracie doesn't care if I look ridiculous.

I wore my Performance shorts proudly yesterday. PROUDLY!How was the Tour de Hillcrest?

Pics?

I'm sure all the ladies were taking pics. One actually said, "Hey pal, keep your Chapstick in your jersey pocket from now on."

Oh yeah.

Hey you get what you pay for.


Mo' = creepy.
ME = Should be blurry anyway.
Me = At peace with myself. BTW, Tracie doesn't care if I look ridiculous.

Yeah, that's what my wife says, too...but she lies. I can hear the laughter even before I shut the garage door.

I'm sure all the ladies were taking pics. One actually said, "Hey pal, keep your Chapstick in your jersey pocket from now on."

Oh yeah.


Which reminds me. At the last rest stop at Solvang's Finest, there was an old guy who had stuffed all his cold weather gear down his crotch rather than in his jersey back pockets. I have never seen that trick before. It looked like a huge codpiece.

...I have so much to learn...

Dave...thanks for the heads up on the Soloist....i really want one...my wife would wup up on me if i came home with a new 2k bike...i just dont want to throw my Team RC down the road in a crit and snap it ya know.Don't forget Trek Superstore on Kearny Mesa also sells Cervelo's. May help in bike sizing and/or price negotiations. :)

Hey you get what you pay for.


Mo' = creepy.
ME = Should be blurry anyway.
Me = At peace with myself. BTW, Tracie doesn't care if I look ridiculous.

Well, Tracie is my kind of woman. :D She knows how to laugh silently from behind you. :p

I have a pair of the prev model ultra's as well... Not sure if I want to wear them outdoors anymore. :p

SD seems to be having weird weather today. Very foggy in the morning, cleared sunny skies at noon and now back to all foggy/hazy again.

i had the Ponza on my last bike....the only thing that sucks is that there is no Taint cut out....


but i like how it craddles your butt!

yah it doesn't have the cut but able to move back and forth on the saddle pretty good for power shifting and sit in for the climbs. I never had a saddle with the cut so I don't know what I'm missin:rolleyes:

I have a pair of the prev model ultra's as well... Not sure if I want to wear them outdoors anymore. :p


Well, I was checking out your booty at the Solvang's Finest and you, sir, were decently covered. Of course, you had on those motorcycle-attire looking pants.

yah it doesn't have the cut but able to move back and forth on the saddle pretty good for power shifting and sit in for the climbs. I never had a saddle with the cut so I don't know what I'm missin:rolleyes:

You're only missing a testicle-sized bear trap, son. That's all.

Well, I was checking out your booty at the Solvang's Finest and you, sir, were decently covered. Of course, you had on those motorcycle-attire looking pants.

Aren't those normally called 'ass-less chaps'?

You're only missing a testicle-sized bear trap

How did you know about my tattoo?

You posted pics, remember?

Oh wait...that was a different forum.

:lol: It's actually just castelli bib shorts with Gore windtex leg warmers. It's Gore's 1st recent generation of leg warmers, so they're more loose fitting like pants than cycling tights. :)

You posted pics, remember?

Oh wait...that was a different forum.

Oh, well, that's OK. At least I got your 49.95 sign-up fee.

Oh, well, that's OK. At least I got your 49.95 sign-up fee.

Totally worth it.

Aren't those normally called 'ass-less chaps'?

Perhaps Dave would like to answer this one. I was simply admiring them on the ride. :D

:lol: It's actually just castelli bib shorts with Gore windtex leg warmers. It's Gore's 1st recent generation of leg warmers, so they're more loose fitting like pants than cycling tights. :)

I would urge you to buy them in a smaller size, Dave, for...um...comfort reasons....of course. :D

Those were already small. :o Their 3rd gen seems to be more form fitting though; and I've never seen their 2nd gen. I think they're still playing around with their designs.

You're only missing a testicle-sized bear trap, son. That's all.

bear trap huh, doesn't sound too pleasent LMAO

bear trap huh, doesn't sound too pleasent LMAO

i guess that would depend on the size of the bear huh?

i guess that would depend on the size of the bear huh?

No....the size of the testicles. :rolleyes:

Or the size of the bear's testicles.

proportion?

Or the size of the bear's testicles.

Do bears have those? I mean, some animals do and some don't. Like hummingbirds for example, what do they use?

Do bears have those? I mean, some animals do and some don't. Like hummingbirds for example, what do they use?

although having personally spend allot of time in the wild, i have never trapped or seen a bear's testicles so...i guess i would have to pull myself from this conversation....but i did stay at a holiday inn express last night!

Yes, ME, bears have external testicles...all mammal males do.

And yes, hummingbirds have testes, too, but they're inside. They produce sperm and the sperm is passed to the cloaca throught the vas deferens. 'Sex' between two hummingbirds is all about touching cloacae(?...cloacas?), as hummingbirds don't have penises.

Yes, ME, bears have external testicles...all mammal males do.

And yes, hummingbirds have testes, too, but they're inside. They produce sperm and the sperm is passed to the cloaca throught the vas deferens. 'Sex' between two hummingbirds is all about touching cloacae(?...cloacas?), as hummingbirds don't have penises.

just when i think you can't get any dumber...you do something like this...














and totally redeem yourself:D

*edit* Before some Holiday Inn Express super genius chimes in here, Whales and probably a few other mammals don't have external genetalia. They're kept up in the body for warmth and protection or somesuch nonsense. Let 'em breathe, I say.

Can you imagine that? You're out scuba diving with some humpback whales or something...get close enough to pet him, and WHAM! You're slapped over the head by a giant set of whale cherries.

That would be rad.

*edit* Before some Holiday Inn Express super genius chimes in here, Whales and probably a few other mammals don't have external genetalia. They're kept up in the body for warmth and protection or somesuch nonsense. Let 'em breathe, I say.

They got tired of explaining to Mrs Whale about shrinkage.

i know i use that excuse allot as i spend about 6-8 hours a week in the pool...

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"


- Costanza.

Yes, ME, bears have external testicles...all mammal males do.

And yes, hummingbirds have testes, too, but they're inside. They produce sperm and the sperm is passed to the cloaca throught the vas deferens. 'Sex' between two hummingbirds is all about touching cloacae(?...cloacas?), as hummingbirds don't have penises.

wow...you smart, Mo! :D As for touching cloacae, I know all about that. Oh, wait...sorry. Wrong word.

In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimentary_tract), urinary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract), and (usually) genital tracts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_organ) of certain animal species.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Avian_cloaca.jpg

is that yours?

Can you imagine that? You're out scuba diving with some humpback whales or something...get close enough to pet him, and WHAM! You're slapped over the head by a giant set of whale cherries.

That would be rad.

:roflmao::roflmao:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Avian_cloaca.jpg

is that yours?

I cannot believe you posted a pic of a bird's tail feathers. Disgusting.