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Crono
10-02-07, 03:20 PM
My car started making ticking noises even after I filled 'er up with oil, so I dropped it off at the stealership to diagnose.

Got shuttled home. The motorcycle's been sitting a few days, so I went to start it.

Nothing.

I even tried push starting it up and down the street a few times. Still nothing. Fine, I'll use one of 2 bicycles.

Down the street I notice my seat feels funny. I cracked a rail on the saddle. **** the ****?

I go back home and swap bikes.

Whoops, no air in tires. Pumped em up, good to go.

90% of the way to work I noticed my headset was loose.

WHAT THE HELL MAN!!

KingTermite
10-02-07, 03:22 PM
Ha!! It took you long enough to notice.

Yes, it was me. I jinxed you. :p
Marrock
10-02-07, 04:37 PM
It was the oil... it was cursed.

Cypress
10-02-07, 04:39 PM
We can say **** but can't say *******?
x136
10-02-07, 04:40 PM
One is a rude part of the anatomy, one is saying the word "what" with a thick accent of some sort.

Racist.
colorider
10-02-07, 04:46 PM
Probably the same bast#@& that broke my lawnmower this weekend.
NeCrO632
10-02-07, 04:50 PM
We can say **** but can't say *******?

you can't say vahjayjay on bf?
Houston
10-02-07, 04:54 PM
Probably the same bast#@& that broke my lawnmower this weekend.

If someone were to break my lawnmower I would consider him a saint.