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Tappets
10-02-07, 09:13 PM
while wearing "just washed" jeans and eating 42 pink-haired quail pies while waiting for jsharr's ball to arrive?

you have the floor...


timmyquest
10-02-07, 09:15 PM
My brother did, he's now a schizophrenic with narcotic addictions, i'll ask him how that's working for him.

AllenG
10-02-07, 09:18 PM
I have a MFA, that count?


Serendipper
10-02-07, 09:24 PM
Dad?

x136
10-02-07, 09:26 PM
No way. That stuff is bad for you. I eat lead paint chips. All of the fun, none of the harmful side effects.

Serendipper
10-02-07, 09:29 PM
I rub myself with toys made in China.


Instant buzz.

c0urt
10-02-07, 09:29 PM
nah. i got my brain my brain damage the fun way, auto erotic
asphyxiation

Serendipper
10-02-07, 09:31 PM
auto erotic
asphyxiation



lap dance from a 400=pound stripper


big girls don't cry

maximan1
10-02-07, 09:38 PM
Sometimes

BLIMP
10-02-07, 09:45 PM
Why huff paint when I can get ether for free from the chem lab?

whaaaaaaaaaahwhaaaaaaaaaahwhaaaaaaaaaaaaahwhaaaaaaaaaaaaah

x136
10-02-07, 09:50 PM
Why huff paint when I can get ether for free from the chem lab?I do the same thing, except I don't have access to ether, so I have to make due huffing good ol' nitric acid. Yum!

AllenG
10-02-07, 09:53 PM
^^^^
Effete snobs. What, gas tank fumes too good for y'all or something?

x136
10-02-07, 10:00 PM
Too expensive.

maximan1
10-02-07, 10:20 PM
Actually sniffing paint gives me a hugeass headache.
Sharpie. The quick-sniffer.

snowy
10-02-07, 10:23 PM
Awww thats yesterday's thing, I eat paste now, you should try it!!!;):D

x136
10-02-07, 10:25 PM
I remember paste coming with that handy popsicle stick on the inside of the lid. I mean, it might as well be a spoon, the way it cries out for you to eat the contents of the jar.

snowy
10-02-07, 10:32 PM
I remember paste coming with that handy popsicle stick on the inside of the lid. I mean, it might as well be a spoon, the way it cries out for you to eat the contents of the jar.

Its yummy huh?? ;)

ax0n
10-02-07, 10:33 PM
I remember paste coming with that handy popsicle stick on the inside of the lid. I mean, it might as well be a spoon, the way it cries out for you to eat the contents of the jar.

QFT. And then they went and added that slightly minty smell? What did they EXPECT us to do? Use it to hold pieces of paper together?

x136
10-02-07, 10:38 PM
What did they EXPECT us to do? Use it to hold pieces of paper together?Pfft. WTF-ever. That's what staples, tape, and glue are for.

Marrock
10-02-07, 11:04 PM
Not paint... bus exhaust, you can get it just about just about anywhere and it lets you get a buzz while riding.

maximan1
10-02-07, 11:06 PM
Pfft. WTF-ever. That's what staples, tape, and glue are for.

You don't chew staples?

iamlucky13
10-02-07, 11:09 PM
No, but a kid I knew in high school sniffed a pixie stick. True story. He regretted it.

BLIMP
10-02-07, 11:16 PM
Hah, I did that once on a bet. Wasabi too.

Both were dumb but worthwhile in their own right.

SingingSabre
10-02-07, 11:18 PM
Its yummy huh?? ;)

Mmmm...horse...

maximan1
10-02-07, 11:19 PM
No, but a kid I knew in high school sniffed a pixie stick. True story. He regretted it.

Those things are suicide. I accidently sniffed one while riding a bike. Damn that was a long fall. Onto shape changing grass. And purple concrete.

BLIMP
10-02-07, 11:23 PM
You're lucky, I just got a gushing nosebleed.

dgodave
10-02-07, 11:29 PM
When I was 11 me and my friend tried to smoke juniper. Yuck. Definately not "low tar."
.

BLIMP
10-02-07, 11:30 PM
Smoke juniper... HOW?

It does make for delicious smoked meats... but... I'm deeply confused.

dgodave
10-02-07, 11:32 PM
When you're 11, you use whats available. I think we rolled it in lined writing paper.
.

efrobert
10-03-07, 12:15 AM
I will occasionally give my wife a "Dutch Oven". I imagine her reaction is similar to the reaction someone huffing paint has.

Stacey
10-03-07, 04:08 AM
:roflmao:

botto
10-03-07, 04:10 AM
I have a MFA, that count?

you know what an MFA counts for: Mainly F** All. :D

Tude
10-03-07, 07:39 AM
hmmmm. Did my "initiation" ride two Springs ago with my Thursday mtb group, Tour de Bar (hasn't done anything all Summer either :() - and after the last portion of the ride - we hit the bar where I was given a nickname - not of my choosing - and to seal the deal we did a Stuntman shot.

:)

Yes it's tequila with a lime and salt, but you do things a little differently. Snort the salt, shoot the tequila and squirt the lime in your eye.


You turn out looking like a squinty popeye with a runny nose :)

jsharr
10-03-07, 08:38 AM
i rub my armpits then sniff my fingers, does this count?

Tappets
10-03-07, 09:30 AM
i used to make rubber cement gloves a lot in art classes... hands would get all cold and numb/tingly weird feeling. then i finally read the label.

whoops.

stonecrd
10-03-07, 09:35 AM
No, why do you ask?

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa32/stonecrd/1229051mugs15.jpg

Stacey
10-03-07, 09:46 AM
Uhhhh.... Why do you ask?



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0721051gold1.jpg

Apologies, I'm too slow. :)

polara426sh
10-03-07, 10:00 AM
I've been huffing this mixture of about 78% Nitrogen and about 20% Oxygen my whole life. I am an addict. I huff constantly. I've even woken up in the middle of the night to find that I've been huffing in my sleep. I can't quit it. Even when I'm making love, I find myself huffing this mixture. I've tried to quit, but the pain from trying to quit my addiction is just too intense.

x136
10-03-07, 10:01 AM
the pain from trying to quit my addiction is just too intense.Man up, Nancy.