Foo - Two college girls asking for a corkscrew

This is one of those things that didn't seem like much at the time, but on second thought may have been much, much more. Or maybe not.

I heard a knock last night, pretty much right after I got home from a ride. I opened the door to find two very cute college girls, one with a bottle of wine, standing in my doorway.

"We were wondering if you have a corkscrew?" one asked

"No, uh sorry. I wish I did because I need one too!" was my response.

Then they left, seemingly disappointed.

On second thought the whole encounter seemed strange. So now I'm either completely oblivious or completely egotistical. Which is it?

Way to go. you blew it.

http://www.oleswanson.com/images/office/mistakes.jpg

You're oblivious.

C'mon, you expect us to believe this? :rolleyes:


What self-respecting gay guy would be caught dead without a corkscrew.
Have we a breeder curious in our midst? :D

You should have taught them the pen trick.

And chased tail.

If you're into that sort of thing.

You're oblivious.
Incorrect. He's gay. Cuz if he wasn't, he'd be the world's dumbest hetero man.

They were lesbians, duh.

They were lesbians, duh.

Incorrect. Lesbians drink beer. ;)

Incorrect. He's gay. Cuz if he wasn't, he'd be the world's dumbest hetero man.

His profile says computer programmer. We tend to miss out on that kind of obviousness. If it's not something as blatant as "Nice shoes, lets F" he'd prob. assume they just want to chat.

This is one of those things that didn't seem like much at the time, but on second thought may have been much, much more. Or maybe not.

I heard a knock last night, pretty much right after I got home from a ride. I opened the door to find two very cute college girls, one with a bottle of wine, standing in my doorway.

"We were wondering if you have a corkscrew?" one asked


The Clifton response (if it's a halfway decent bottle of wine):
"Sure, let me get that for you. Wait here, my apartment's a mess."
- Take bottle, lock door, go back to playing Halo 3 and enjoy free refreshments.

His profile says computer programmer. We tend to miss out on that kind of obviousness. If it's not something as blatant as "Nice shoes, lets F" he'd prob. assume they just want to chat.

Hey now, back off. Some of us computer geeks are normal. ;)

i think you did the right thing.


btw, I am wrong.

Hey now, back off. Some of us computer geeks are normal. ;)

I put that first 'we' in there for a reason. Took over a week of hanging out and her finally kissing me to realize the current GF was interested in more than just friends.

Mistake #2


You TOLD someone about it:rolleyes:

We tend to miss out on that kind of obviousness. If it's not something as blatant as "Nice shoes, lets F" he'd prob. assume they just want to chat.Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. My head is in the clouds most of the time.

I put that first 'we' in there for a reason. Took over a week of hanging out and her finally kissing me to realize the current GF was interested in more than just friends.

you kissed someone else? wednesday is off. you are dead to me.

Bet you're gonna have a corkscrew around from now on, aren't you?

What's it matter? I thought you were gay?

maybe they were drag queens?

Heres what you should have done.

" No, I don't but I will. Wait here(or at there place, get dorm # / Cell phone)

Rode to the store bought a 2 dollar corkscrew. Came home.

Opened the wine, invite them in. Drink.

Have a night to tell your friends about.

What's it matter? I thought you were gay?Gay notwithstanding, it makes for interesting discussion!

Fool squared.
:lol:

Man we men can be sooooo oblivious sometimes.
"Duuude, that girl was checking you out and you totally missed it."
"Huh?..where?"
"Nevermind dofus, she left"

said to me back in the day.

Gay notwithstanding, it makes for interesting discussion!

Have you ever tasted the other white meat? You know what they say....once you go bi, you never again need to try. :eek:

Gay notwithstanding, it makes for interesting discussion!
I can't believe you're that gay that you wouldn't sleep w/ them cuz if you were that gay, you'd have a corkscrew. It's like a catch-22.

I can't believe you're that gay that you wouldn't sleep w/ them cuz if you were that gay, you'd have a corkscrew. It's like a catch-22.Well, I actually do have a corkscrew, apparently. According to my bf it's in one of the kitchen drawers. I needed it the other night and couldn't find it anywhere though... so maybe he brought it on his business trip and he's trying to trick me!

Well, I actually do have a corkscrew, apparently. According to my bf it's in one of the kitchen drawers. I needed it the other night and couldn't find it anywhere though... so maybe he brought it on his business trip and he's trying to trick me!

It was a setup.....he was testing you!! Better test him back with two hot rhinoceroses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0afWepgRI

Had to go check. I have a corkscrew. Strange. I don't drink wine. My parents must've dropped it in there when I moved in and they visited, thinking I'd need one. I certainly haven't bought it!

I wouldn't even have opened the door. I'd ask through the door what they wanted and unless there was a medical emergency or something like that, I wouldn't risk opening the door.

On second thought the whole encounter seemed strange. So now I'm either completely oblivious or completely egotistical. Which is it?

Lemme, see....cute YOUNG college girls go to liquor store and buy wine. What are the odds they would know that they needed a cork screw to open it? Upon discovery they go next door and ask. So I would say the answer is none of the above. They needed to get their wine open and didn't have the McGuyver skills to get the job done.

Had to go check. I have a corkscrew. Strange. I don't drink wine. My parents must've dropped it in there when I moved in and they visited, thinking I'd need one. I certainly haven't bought it!

I wouldn't even have opened the door. I'd ask through the door what they wanted and unless there was a medical emergency or something like that, I wouldn't risk opening the door.

furreals???

"corkscrew"..... uh huh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0afWepgRI

Okay - made me laugh!

... Brad

Lemme, see....cute YOUNG college girls go to liquor store and buy wine. What are the odds they would know that they needed a cork screw to open it? Upon discovery they go next door and ask. So I would say the answer is none of the above. They needed to get their wine open and didn't have the McGuyver skills to get the job done.So that's the first vote for "egotistical"

(ie. "I'm so hot. They just wanted to get in my pants!")

"No, uh sorry. I wish I did because I need one too!" was my response.

You seemingly found a way to C-block yourself. Nice. :D

... Brad

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=how+to+open+a+wine+bottle+without+a+corkscrew

Well, I actually do have a corkscrew, apparently. According to my bf it's in one of the kitchen drawers. I needed it the other night and couldn't find it anywhere though... so maybe he brought it on his business trip and he's trying to trick me!
Why would he bring a corkscrew w/ him on a business trip? Does he like cavity searches? Are you sure he's on a business trip? ;)

(ie. "I'm so hot. They just wanted to get in my pants!")don't we all?

You seemingly found a way to C-block yourself. Nice. :D

... Brad

:roflmao:

furreals???

Absolutely! I don't trust people enough to open my door to just anyone. Two people makes it even more suspicious, since that would make it much easier for them to overpower me and clean out my apartment. No thank you!

you kissed someone else? wednesday is off. you are dead to me.

Come on now, three's company.

If they were indeed hitting on you, you should have dropped trou and told them "I am not wasting this on chicks!"

It's not t3h gays mengs, it's t3h nonverbal cumuunicashuns sk1llz, or lack thereof.

If they were indeed hitting on you, you should have dropped trou and told them "I am not wasting this on chicks!"

My version would be to say "I've stepped over hotter chicks than you looking for a place to self pleasure!".

Oh snap!!! :lol:

Come on now, three's company.

okay, I try to keep an open mind and try everything at least once.

All I can say is...if I could reach through thses wires and fiber optics, I'd slap you for not "helping" out these two maidens in distress.

This is one of those things that didn't seem like much at the time, but on second thought may have been much, much more. Or maybe not.

I heard a knock last night, pretty much right after I got home from a ride. I opened the door to find two very cute college girls, one with a bottle of wine, standing in my doorway.

"We were wondering if you have a corkscrew?" one asked

"No, uh sorry. I wish I did because I need one too!" was my response.

Then they left, seemingly disappointed.

On second thought the whole encounter seemed strange. So now I'm either completely oblivious or completely egotistical. Which is it?

Option 3. complete idiot.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought these letters were real, until last night...

Yikes you better get yourself a couple of corkscrews!!! :)

AND never never let this happen again.

Yikes you better get yourself a couple of corkscrews!!! :)

AND never never let this happen again.

You're only saying that because you were one of the hotties in question (and wanted your wine). :p