Foo - that's the way to do it.....

So I'm staying in college park, MD and have been taking the metro into DC the past couple of days. I'm on my way back to my hotel today from the tram, and hear a bicyclist behind me. I glance over to see what kind of bike the person has, and I notice four things, one worse than the next...

1) Shes on a bianchi
2) No helmet
3) A cigarette in one hand
4) A stench of alcohol so bad when she turned the corner in front of me, I could still smell it after I lost site of her:rolleyes:

Craptacular, you go girl.......

So I'm staying in college park, MD and have been taking the metro into DC the past couple of days. I'm on my way back to my hotel today from the tram, and hear a bicyclist behind me. I glance over to see what kind of bike the person has, and I notice four things, one worse than the next...

1) Shes on a bianchi
2) No helmet
3) A cigarette in one hand
4) A stench of alcohol so bad when she turned the corner in front of me, I could still smell it after I lost site of her:rolleyes:

Craptacular, you go girl.......

Heh. Sounds like half the undergads on my campus (although they don't ride Bianchis).

That's hot.

Did you get her number?

only thing that could make this post better was if you were riding and she droped the hamer on you.

So I'm staying in college park, MD and have been taking the metro into DC the past couple of days. I'm on my way back to my hotel today from the tram, and hear a bicyclist behind me. I glance over to see what kind of bike the person has, and I notice four things, one worse than the next...

1) Shes on a bianchi
2) No helmet
3) A cigarette in one hand
4) A stench of alcohol so bad when she turned the corner in front of me, I could still smell it after I lost site of her:rolleyes:

Craptacular, you go girl.......

Thats crazy, and i live about 45 minutes from that area. Dumb young college people LOL:D.

What is wrong with riding a Bianchi?????


*grumbles*

Didn't you hear? Bianchi is old and busted. Roadmaster is the new hotness.

What is wrong with riding a Bianchi?????


*grumbles*

well, you could make a tricycle look hot........( shamelessly trying to win back points)

That's hot.

Did you get her number?

no, she was like a 50 year old crack head I think

only thing that could make this post better was if you were riding and she droped the hamer on you.

if that happened this thread wouldn't exist....

Didn't you hear? Bianchi is old and busted. Roadmaster is the new hotness.

Roadmaster??!??? The car???!???


*double grumbles*

well, you could make a tricycle look hot........( shamelessly trying to win back points)

Oh I see how you are!

Think you can win me over with a bit of flattery, eh?




Well...it worked. :o:p

Roadmaster??!??? The car???!???


*double grumbles*

It wasn't me this time.......

Oh I see how you are!

Think you can win me over with a bit of flattery, eh?




Well...it worked. :o:p

yyyaaaaaaaa:D

Roadmaster??!??? The car???!???


*double grumbles*

No, silly.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9060/0003867544478215x215sv6.jpg

No, silly.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9060/0003867544478215x215sv6.jpg

What the hell is that? It looks like some sort of Fourth of July special at Walmart!


Well, damn...I guess I better trade in my Pista and get one of them! :p

Definitely. It's even a girl's bike, so that you can ride it and still be a proper lady!

By the way, I'll, uh, dispose of that old Pista for ya. What do you ride, 56? 58?

Definitely. It's even a girl's bike, so that you can ride it and still be a proper lady!

By the way, I'll, uh, dispose of that old Pista for ya. What do you ride, 56? 58?

Yes!!! You know I'm all about being a proper lady. That damn Pista was making me swing my leg up too high for mounting, anyway.

55. :p

I suppose that means you won't be needing that Surly of your's? I can help you with that.

If you ride a 55, you ain't man enough for the Surly. :p

Fine. :p I'm perfectly happy with my vagina anyway.


Hmm....should I have another glass of wine? :p

Absolutely. ;)

Ok, then. You're the boss! ;)

Uh, I... I am? Wow, neat! Okay, consume more alcoholic beverages and then report back ASAP!

Uh, I... I am? Wow, neat! Okay, consume more alcoholic beverages and then report back ASAP!

uh-oh, someone start checking the drunk thread for shadiya's drunk ramblings, this could be a fun night!:D

Done and done!

This stuff is great! http://www.houstonwines.com/Wines%20of%20the%20Month/2007-1/Images/La%20Vielle%20Ferme.png

BTW, don't google "cock wine".

Because X ordained it I have decided to join Shadiyah in the consumption of additional wine :beer:

uh-oh, someone start checking the drunk thread for shadiya's drunk ramblings, this could be a fun night!:D

Hey now!!!

I am NOT drunk!

I'm just slightly less inhibited. :p

Because X ordained it I have decided to join Shadiyah in the consumption of additional wine :beer:

Yay Mal!!!!

Cheers, babe! :)

Because X ordained it I have decided to join Shadiyah in the consumption of additional wine :beer:Yay! Who knew I had such cool powers?


I'm just slightly less inhibited. :pShadiyah: Mild-mannered nun by day, crazy Fooette by night!

Yay! Who knew I had such cool powers?

Shadiyah: Mild-mannered nun by day, crazy Fooette by night!

Mild-mannered nun?


Wow....you have some strange fantasies.

In mine, I'm usually on the other side, being the naughty school girl. :D

X now discovers his secret power :eek:

Especially with that avatar naught school girl seems a lot more likely than mild mannered nun, Shadiyah :p

Mild-mannered nun?


Wow....you have some strange fantasies.So? Your point being? (Besides, tip o' the iceberg, there... :p)


In mine, I'm usually on the other side, being the naughty school girl. :DHey, you know, we have a picture thread 'round these parts that'd be perfect for posting such pictures. Just sayin'. ;)

X now discovers his secret power :eek:I know! And here I was thinking I just had the power to put people to sleep!

So? Your point being? (Besides, tip o' the iceberg, there... :p)

Hey, you know, we have a picture thread 'round these parts that'd be perfect for posting such pictures. Just sayin'. ;)

Ok then.

So I'm staying in college park, MD and have been taking the metro into DC the past couple of days. I'm on my way back to my hotel today from the tram, and hear a bicyclist behind me. I glance over to see what kind of bike the person has, and I notice four things, one worse than the next...

1) Shes on a bianchi
2) No helmet
3) A cigarette in one hand
4) A stench of alcohol so bad when she turned the corner in front of me, I could still smell it after I lost site of her:rolleyes:

Craptacular, you go girl.......

Makes ya sick to yer stomach, eh?

Ok then.Alright, the extent of my newfound powers are starting to frighten me. :eek:

Alright, the extent of my newfound powers are starting to frighten me. :eek:

Oh, come on now! The pics weren't that bad!!!

I thought they were kinda cute! :p

Oh, I have nothing negative to say about the pictures whatsoever. Nor am I ashamed of these powers.

I just wish I knew about my powers before now... :p

55. :p

Hmm, what's your height?