Foo - The pick up line thread..

They have to be cheesy

"hey baby, are those astronaut pants, because that ass is out of this world"

" are you a farmer, cause those are some nice mellons!"

"hey why dont you give me a call, my phone number is XXX-B-I-G-N-U-T-S"

"Excuse me miss, I am currently in the mood for some sexual intercourse, and I was curious if you're feeling the same way."

"You're 145? No way, I totally thought you were 130. Here let me find out for myself..."

"Well, here I am..."
"What were your other two wishes?"

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Ouch! You must be the fashion model.. who answered my ad in the Penny Saver.

I cannot help but notice.. you admire my video collection! Snoop! You gotta love the guy.. he knows how to spend his money, huh! Do you enjoy some spice.. in your video life? What you see here.. is the tip.. of the iceberg. The rest is concealed away. Would you like to take a peek? Maybe.. we could make a movie together.

Forgive me, please.. my passions overtook me. I forgot myself, and let the little head think for the big one. What can I say? I'm a guy!

"Hi. Wanna ****?"

My buddy claims 75% success rates with "hey, you like havin sex for the fun of it or what?"

"Hi. Wanna ****?"Oh come on, you at least need an icebreaker.

"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"

Oh come on, you at least need an icebreaker.

"Nice bike. Wanna ****?"

Fixed it for you

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"Hi. Wanna ****?"

I hate it when girls treat me like a piece of m... Oh, hold on, no I don't... Yeah, okay. :)

Fixed it for youYou're absolutely right. That's much better. What was I thinking?

You're absolutely right. That's much better. What was I thinking?

We'll let it slide. This time.

:p

You with all those curves and me with no brakes..

We'll let it slide. This time.

:p
What would I do without people like you watching my back?

I'd probably get stabbed, shot, and kicked in the ass a lot more than I currently do, for one...

The old standards:

Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Angel?

You must be an angel....cause surely I've died and gone to heaven.

Hey are you conscious about the environment? (say you get a yes) Ok lets go shower together and save some water!

Hey are you conscious about the environment? (say you get a yes) Ok lets go shower together and save some water!
When I was a YOUNG kid, I got a hand me down sweat shirt (from my GRANDMOTHER) that read "Conserve Water....shower with a friend".

My mom had to bring me a new shirt up to school when I wore to school in 4th grade.

When I was a YOUNG kid, I got a hand me down sweat shirt (from my GRANDMOTHER) that read "Conserve Water....shower with a friend".

My mom had to bring me a new shirt up to school when I wore to school in 4th grade.

:roflmao: Grandmas Rule!

"Hey jackoff, go away."

Did you hear about the nuclear war? Humanity is in shambles! Quickly, we must attempt to repopulate the Earth!

Don't worry, I have a condom.

Are from Tennessee, because you are the only Ten I see.

What would I do without people like you watching my back?

That's what we're here for :beer:

I would love to be one of your tears, to be born in your eyes, live to caress your face and die in your lips...
(translated from spanish) :)

I dont know why I ever studied so much since everything I need to know lies in the geography of your body, the history in your eyes and the chemistry of your kisses...

"Wanna see my Pokemon?"

I would love to be one of your tears, to be born in your eyes, live to caress your face and die in your lips...
(translated from spanish) :)

Wow. That's actually pretty hot. :)

Are from Tennessee, because you are the only Ten I see.

OK, that one clearly goes with a leisure suit, white belt, white shoes, and a pompadour.

I would love to be one of your tears, to be born in your eyes, live to caress your face and die in your lips...
(translated from spanish) :)

That appeals to the romantic in me..

OK, that one clearly goes with a leisure suit, white belt, white shoes, and a pompadour.

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If I told you, you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

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Yeah- that's what I'm talkin' about...

Yeah- that's what I'm talkin' about...

*look her up and down*

"Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!"

:p

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

"Hi. Wanna ****?"

My kinda girl. :)

If I told you, you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

:roflmao:
Love that one.

See the first post in this (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=350147) thread. Obviously it didn't work on the OP, but I think I'll have to give it a try.

See the first post in this (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=350147) thread. Obviously it didn't work on the OP, but I think I'll have to give it a try.

My reply I think would be "no, but I have a c**k and I would love to screw. Both of you at the same time, preferably"

is it hot in here or is it just you?

if you were a laser, you would be set on stunning.

nice pants, how do you get into them?

nice outfit, it would look good in a heap on the floor.

"No, no I'm not one of those guys that smokes when he drinks, I only smoke when I strip."

"You know what I really want in a woman? Me!"

Courtesy of the Blood Hound Gang.

"Do you have any [insert your nationality here] in you?"

"Do you want some?"

When I worked in bar I heard some funny ones that worked.

Fancy a home cooked Breakfast?

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.

best ever put down.

I would love for you to sit on my face, why is you nose bigger than your di*k!!!

I would love for you to sit on my face, why is you nose bigger than your di*k!!!


Snap*

"wanna know why you suck? "

This one always works:
"Hey does this smell like chloroform?"

We should re-arrange the alphabet and put your sister and I next to each other.

You must be tired, because you've been running thru my dreams all last night ... screaming.

Lets play army, thats where I lay down, and you blow me away.

I hope you're this beautiful tomorrow morning

" Sure there's good looking guys here, but I'm the only one talking to you"