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From this morning's St Petersburg Times, www.tampabay.com


Rant: On the road, the crazies come from all sides
By Kyle Kreiger
Published October 9, 2007


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[Charlos Gary | Times illustration]
In 2005, 10 cyclists were killed in Hillsborough County, tying for the most in the state. In 2004 Pinellas was No. 1 with 13 deaths. Hillsborough was runner-up.
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I've had it.

I've become a militant cyclist.

You, behind the wheel of your car, you literally drove me to it. It's your fault.

Years back I gave up jogging and inline skating and returned to biking for exercise. I love it.

My wife is nervous.

We've all heard of cars plowing into cyclists, maiming or killing them. In 2005, 10 cyclists were killed in Hillsborough County, tying for the most in the state. In 2004 Pinellas was No. 1 with 13 deaths. Hillsborough was runner-up.

Friends in Colorado say biking is a way of life there. For bikers here the message is "get out of my way."

Most cyclists just want to get their exercise without bothering anyone. But as a motorist I admit I've marveled (steamed) at TRUE bikers. You know them. They ride in packs, usually two or three wide, bottling up traffic, inflaming tempers. I've watched a club in my area ride FOUR wide on a road that has bike lanes.

I despise their hubris. But I've come to understand it. Again, drivers, it's your fault.

I'm 6 feet4, 250 pounds. I wear bright clothes when I ride. My road bike is bright yellow. I'm hard to miss. When I'm on the road, I'm in the bike lane or hugging the curb.

I've encountered the usual idiots who try to get as close as possible, sound their horns, throw things. But the real dangers are much worse.

When on my hybrid (a road/mountain bike combo) I use the sidewalk to get to my favorite paved trail. At intersections I often encounter NASCAR wannabes making an illegal right turn on red while I'm in the crosswalk. I guess if they can't see me it's pretty silly to expect them to see the two "No Turn on Red" signs.

Closely related are the dolts who turn right on red without stopping, never looking to the right. I see this daily. The worst offender: a school bus full of children that barely slowed as it turned, its driver simply looking to the left.

But the truly dangerous drivers are usually invisible until the critical moment, when they come from behind to cut you off as they turn. I wonder if they are arrogant, self-absorbed, or just plain ignorant.

I'm just glad I'm not 10, heading to school with my iPod blaring, oblivious to my surroundings.

So, after too many near-misses to count, I turned militant, ready to do battle with motorists over my right to be on the road.

Then the TRUE bikers pedaled into the picture. On the trail, a cycling club approached a bridge I was crossing. There was a cyclist stopped on the left.

As the two-wide pack reached the bridge, three riders moved out to pass, making the group three-wide - and leaving me nowhere to go. I slammed on my brakes and yelled for them to look out. A few yelled at ME to get out of THEIR way. As a militant biker, I wished I'd been in my car.

They taught me a valuable lesson: It's not the mode, it's the moron.

The difficult part is recognizing in a split second which ones are self-aggrandizing, simple-minded or just plain dangerous.


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waterrockets
 
What about idiot journalists who ride on sidewalks? That's the best way to get hit by a car.


pseudobrit
 
What about idiot journalists who ride on sidewalks? That's the best way to get hit by a car.

I could swear I read something from this guy in the last issue of Fred Quarterly.


patentcad
 
A militant cyclist is not unlike a suicide bomber who will only blow himself up but not actually harm others.

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/suicide_bomber_barbie.jpg


pseudobrit
 
A militant cyclist is not unlike a suicide bomber who will only blow himself up but not actually harm others.

Some body shop is going to love this guy. I mean, other than having to pick off bits of flesh and hair and wash off some blood they'll make decent money repairing that Ford Expedition.


Szczuldo
 
I'm confused...how the hell is he crossing a bridge on a trial and have cyclists cut him off...Sounds like he has a crappy bike, and i would've just let them hit me. But this guy is too much of a wuss and apparently felt like he had to complain about it to the paper. On another note, what the hell is he doing on a trail... This guy is rambling nonsense...A shame you can't beat people for being stupid anymore...


Treespeed
 
I'm confused...how the hell is he crossing a bridge on a trial and have cyclists cut him off...Sounds like he has a crappy bike, and i would've just let them hit me. But this guy is too much of a wuss and apparently felt like he had to complain about it to the paper. On another note, what the hell is he doing on a trail... This guy is rambling nonsense...A shame you can't beat people for being stupid anymore...

They were coming at him, stupid. And what does it matter what kind of bike he has you elitist moron.
You're lucky you can't beat people for being stupid, you'd be in a hospital by now. :rolleyes:


bac
 
The difference to me is that I'd rather head on a cyclists than a Buick.

... Brad


JonnyV
 
so...how is he a militant cyclist? He yelled at someone? That doesn't count.


oboeguy
 
This guy says it's the people that are stupid so we shouldn't generalize about motorists or cyclist and yet he grossly generalizes with respect to roadies? What a moron!


Treespeed
 
This guy says it's the people that are stupid so we shouldn't generalize about motorists or cyclist and yet he grossly generalizes with respect to roadies? What a moron!

He was talking about a specific group of cyclists that he encountered, not making a generalization about all roadies. It appeared to me that he was saying there are jerks on both sides of this issue. Which is very true in my opinion.


San Rensho
 
This guy has no clue how top ride a bike in traffic. Probably a neophyte, but definitely well on his way to the intersection of Hubris and Darwin Streets.


oboeguy
 
He was talking about a specific group of cyclists that he encountered, not making a generalization about all roadies. It appeared to me that he was saying there are jerks on both sides of this issue. Which is very true in my opinion.

Yes, I totally got the point on that and agree w/ you but...

But as a motorist I admit I've marveled (steamed) at TRUE bikers. You know them. They ride in packs, usually two or three wide, bottling up traffic, inflaming tempers. I've watched a club in my area ride FOUR wide on a road that has bike lanes.

... looks like a generalization to me.


AlmostTrick
 
I can't believe I just wasted my time reading all this. Oh well, at least there was a nice picture of Bomber Barbie. She's hot.


Treespeed
 
Yes, I totally got the point on that and agree w/ you but...



... looks like a generalization to me.

Point taken.


billew
 
I would have kicked the jerks over and watched the pile-up and then read about how their helmets saved their lives.


maddyfish
 
. When I'm on the road, I'm in the bike lane or hugging the curb.

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Maybe if he WAS on the road, instead of riding at the side of the road, he'd has less trouble


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