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europa
10-13-07, 05:58 AM
I made a dreadful discovery about aging today ... but I can't remember what it was :rolleyes:

Richard

DnvrFox
10-13-07, 06:15 AM
I made a dreadful discovery about aging today ... but I can't remember what it was :rolleyes:

Richard

I'm sorry, what did you just say - I couldn't hear you? Could you speak just a bit louder?

oldfool
10-13-07, 06:15 AM
One of the compensating things about aging memory is that you soon forget that you forgot and there is no frustration. Well at least for yourself. Others may have some but I forget what I was going to say about that.

I have a method of dealing with short term memory loss. I just go have a beer and wait for long term memory to kick in.

The Weak Link
10-13-07, 06:28 AM
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.


For those of you who can still remember having said that as a kid.

Motorad
10-13-07, 07:08 AM
I've been told you get cranky when you get older. But I think that's silly, and if anybody disagrees, then just step outside and we'll settle it, old fart to old fart ...

NotAsFat
10-13-07, 07:28 AM
There are two really bad problems with growing older. One is memory loss, and I forget what the other was. :D

Retro Grouch
10-13-07, 08:11 AM
It makes it more important to tell the truth when you can't remember the lies that you've told people.

New Bike BAZ
10-13-07, 08:36 AM
OH yes that is to be politically correct called "CRS" Can't Remember $hit" LOL

starship
10-13-07, 08:51 AM
Perhaps we can relate to this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12574475

jens5
10-13-07, 08:54 AM
I get to meet new people everyday!:o

Richard (jens5)

Louis
10-13-07, 09:39 AM
1st old guy: "How d'ya like my new hearing aid? I only paid ten dollars for it...but it's a good one".

2nd old guy: "What kind is it?"

1st old guy: " Three o'clock".

BluesDawg
10-13-07, 10:36 AM
That reminds me of one of my favorite song lines by John Hiatt (I have dozens of favorite Hiatt lines) from Buffalo River Home:

"There's only two things in life, but I forget what they are."

Beverly
10-13-07, 11:10 AM
I made a dreadful discovery about aging today ... but I can't remember what it was :rolleyes:

Richard

Then you have nothing to worry about;)

Digital Gee
10-13-07, 11:12 AM
What were we talking about?

Big Paulie
10-13-07, 12:32 PM
What were we talking about?

White bikes as the new savior...

Floyd
10-13-07, 12:41 PM
The nice thing about ageing is that you are getting older and wiser...well at least older.

Digital Gee
10-13-07, 01:06 PM
White bikes as the new savior...

You crack me up! :D

Big Paulie
10-13-07, 01:24 PM
Here's some riding gear to go with your new bike!

Motorad
10-13-07, 02:42 PM
That reminds me of one of my favorite song lines by John Hiatt (I have dozens of favorite Hiatt lines) from Buffalo River Home:

"There's only two things in life, but I forget what they are."

There are three kinds of people:
* People who can count.
* People who can not count.

Dallyup
10-13-07, 06:47 PM
According to the actuarial tables I'm 85% dead

megaman
10-13-07, 06:55 PM
My memory is good, it's just not very long.

SaiKaiTai
10-13-07, 07:02 PM
That's so funny I forgot to laugh.


For those of you who can still remember having said that as a kid.

I was a kid?

Sianelle
10-13-07, 07:15 PM
Perhaps we can relate to this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=12574475

Oh that's delightful :roflmao:

OH306
10-13-07, 07:32 PM
So, there were two older couples having dinner at the home of one of the couples. After a fine meal, the gentlemen retired to the living room while the ladies remained in the kitchen to clean up. The men, their minds still on food began talking about good restaurants. One said "We had a great meal at a restaurant last night but I can't remember the name of the place". After trying to remember for several minutes he finally said "What the name of that red flower with thorns?" "A rose?" the other replied. "Yea, that's it" .. then he called out "Hey Rose, what's the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?"

europa
10-14-07, 03:46 AM
Ya pack of old reprobates :D

Richard