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ax0n
10-15-07, 12:42 PM
Unless the plaintiff has proven superlative skill in using the English language, I hereby declare it illegal to make a post bewailing someone else's tawdry exploitation of the same.

Thanks,
The Management


ModoVincere
10-15-07, 12:44 PM
tawdry?
Man...I thought that was a description of wenches used by pirates or actually describing the women that pirates liked. But heh...I'm not bewailing or anything like that.

Cypress
10-15-07, 12:44 PM
Management?

You don't even have a star!


x136
10-15-07, 12:46 PM
Poor grammar does bug me on occasion, but I know that my own grammar isn't perfect, so I tend to shy away from correcting others. I just know that if I were to do so, I'd make a huge grammatical faux pas in the process. :)

Cypress
10-15-07, 12:47 PM
Poor grammar does bug me on occasion, but I know that my own grammar isn't perfect, so I tend to shy away from correcting others. I just know that if I were to do so, I'd make a huge grammatical faux pas in the process. :)

your jus bein sily,

squegeeboo
10-15-07, 12:49 PM
When people use bad grammar, they're English teacher's cry.

pino pomo
10-15-07, 12:50 PM
Don't you mean: "PSA: Grammar nazi's" ?

Eboo
10-15-07, 12:51 PM
When people use bad grammar, they're English teacher's cry.

oh god...my eye won't stop twitching...

ax0n
10-15-07, 12:51 PM
Management?

You don't even have a star!

No adjective for you! Go to the end of the line!

CliftonGK1
10-15-07, 12:51 PM
your jus bein sily,

Ur, not your. Sheesh... get it rite, moran.

Cypress
10-15-07, 12:52 PM
Don't you mean: "PSA: Grammar nazi's" ?

Shouldn't Nazi be capitalized?

Cypress
10-15-07, 12:52 PM
Ur, not your. Sheesh... get it rite, moran.

leeve me alohn;

skinnyone
10-15-07, 12:52 PM
Unless the plaintiff has proven superlative skill in using the English language, I hereby , declare it illegal to make a post bewailing someone else's tawdry exploitation of the same.

Thanks,
The Management
Fixed.. :p

botto
10-15-07, 12:52 PM
Advice and Advise are not the same word.

The majority of BF posters are unaware of this fact.

ax0n
10-15-07, 12:53 PM
Don't you mean: "PSA: Grammar nazi's" ?

It's not appropriate to use an apostrophe for a plural noun. :p

ax0n
10-15-07, 12:54 PM
Fixed.. :p

What in the hell is that stray comma doing in the middle of my sentence? :p

I knew I'd regret making this post. Egad!

squegeeboo
10-15-07, 12:55 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/effect_an_effect.png

squegeeboo
10-15-07, 12:55 PM
oh god...my eye won't stop twitching...

Shared my post with a grammar nazi friend:
you just broke my brain

ModoVincere
10-15-07, 01:01 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128347239915312500therehasbeeng.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/there-has-been-glitch-in-da-maytrix/)

KingTermite
10-15-07, 01:03 PM
Unless the plaintiff has proven superlative skill in using the English language, I hereby declare it illegal to make a post bewailing someone else's tawdry exploitation of the same.

Thanks,
The Management

Motion denied.


Next case....

CyLowe97
10-15-07, 01:06 PM
Advice and Advise are not the same word.

The majority of BF posters are unaware of this fact.

I definately hate it when I loose an argument on the intarnet.

dragracer
10-15-07, 01:09 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/effect_an_effect.png

I think for the most part I'm pretty good with grammar, but those two words kick my ass every time I want to use (one of) them. :o:(

jsharr
10-15-07, 01:11 PM
Me Spelz Gud

CdCf
10-15-07, 01:11 PM
What the hell is PSA?

botto
10-15-07, 01:13 PM
What the hell is PSA?

Public Service Announcement.

CyLowe97
10-15-07, 01:14 PM
I think for the most part I'm pretty good with grammar, but those two words kick my ass every time I want to use (one of) them. :o:(

Rule of thumb (for about 90% of the time you want to use them):

Effect = noun

Affect = verb


Most of the time.

CliftonGK1
10-15-07, 01:17 PM
Public Service Announcement.

It's also:
+ Photographic Society of America
+ Prostate Specific Antigen
+ Production Services Associates
+ Professional Sports Authenticator
and
+ the stock sybmol for Public Storage

dragracer
10-15-07, 01:29 PM
Rule of thumb (for about 90% of the time you want to use them):

Effect = noun

Affect = verb


Most of the time.

I've tried and tried to get a grasp of that but it seems like every time I need to use one of them, my brain just shuts off.

I'm a mod on another board(actually started the board years ago). I've always tried to use the best grammar I knew how. It drives me crazy trying to read some of the garbage that gets posted. The board owner doesn't give a damn, so I quit caring.

KingTermite
10-15-07, 01:38 PM
It's also:
+ Photographic Society of America
+ Prostate Specific Antigen
+ Production Services Associates
+ Professional Sports Authenticator
and
+ the stock sybmol for Public Storage

don't forget

penal sizing assessment

CliftonGK1
10-15-07, 01:46 PM
don't forget

penal sizing assessment

Is that when they assess what size punishment to dole out?

botto
10-15-07, 01:47 PM
It's also:
+ Photographic Society of America
+ Prostate Specific Antigen
+ Production Services Associates
+ Professional Sports Authenticator
and
+ the stock sybmol for Public Storage

it's many things, but considering what the subject of this thread is, it's what i wrote. duh.

KingTermite
10-15-07, 01:48 PM
Is that when they assess what size punishment to dole out?

;) :beer:

x136
10-15-07, 01:55 PM
This thread is like riding down a hill with no breaks!

jsharr
10-15-07, 02:03 PM
This thread is like Quayle hunting.

CyLowe97
10-15-07, 02:05 PM
Why is it always Grammar Nazis and never Grammar Stalinists or Grammar Machiavelians or something like that?

x136
10-15-07, 02:06 PM
I are is grammar anarchist. I be about rules not care.

trsidn
10-15-07, 02:11 PM
What the hell is PSA?

One of the tests for your prostate. "Prostate Screening Antigen"

botto
10-15-07, 02:25 PM
Why is it always Grammar Nazis and never Grammar Stalinists or Grammar Machiavelians or something like that?

ask here (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5455653&postcount=58).

Ryanf
10-15-07, 02:40 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/ryanf_1997/grammar_cat.jpg

CyLowe97
10-15-07, 02:43 PM
ask here (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5455653&postcount=58).

Why do you hate Sesame Street so?

ModoVincere
10-15-07, 02:44 PM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t28/ryanf_1997/grammar_cat.jpg

? thought was gone! :eek:

botto
10-15-07, 02:45 PM
Why do you hate Sesame Street so?

ask here (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5455653&postcount=58).

x136
10-15-07, 02:47 PM
Sheesh, someone's bitter. Also, not making much sense.

botto
10-15-07, 02:59 PM
Sheesh, someone's bitter. Also, not making much sense.

good to see that i wasn't the only one who thought it was odd.

x136
10-15-07, 03:03 PM
I was talking about you, actually. :) I have no idea what happened in that thread.

botto
10-15-07, 03:06 PM
I was talking about you, actually. : ) I have no idea what happened in that thread.

not much, but apparently someone else didn't agree.

jsharr
10-15-07, 04:21 PM
how are rain? when is my left hand?

x136
10-15-07, 04:24 PM
how are rain? when is my left hand?

Spoonville are being. Crank left bottle those.

jsharr
10-15-07, 04:25 PM
you can have my grammar when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

x136
10-15-07, 04:26 PM
Gladly!