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Falchoon
10-16-07, 05:09 AM
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

San Rensho
10-30-07, 12:09 PM
Q: What do a 14 year old redneck girl and Ted Kosinski (the unabomber) have in common?

A: They both got fingered by their brother.

KingTermite
10-30-07, 04:51 PM
Q. How do you castrate a redneck?
A. Give him a beer with an M-80 inside of it. Ask him to count to 10. He counts 1-2-3-4-5 on one hand, sets his beer can between his legs to start counting 6-7-8-9-<BOOM>

Stacey
10-31-07, 05:47 AM
What's the difference between a Pollack joke and a Redneck joke?


Pollack jokes are funny.

starkmojo
03-10-08, 03:46 AM
What are the most common last words of a redneck:

"watch this" or "hold my beer"

cjn
03-10-08, 07:35 AM
The closer the kin the sweeter the skin......Redneck moto