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MulletArgyleman
10-16-07, 08:50 AM
ok.......

so a guy walks up to bush in a bar and says: would you tell anyone if u woke up with vasoline in your A#&?

Bush: hell no!

guy: ok ok, would u tell anyone if u woke up with a used condom in ur A%&?

Bush: hell no!

guy: wanna go camping?

Bush: hells ya!

Hobartlemagne
10-16-07, 09:19 AM
:))

dtrain
10-16-07, 10:01 AM
Larry Craig?

MulletArgyleman
10-19-07, 12:22 PM
Larry Craig?

u decide:p, maybe it was mr.harper:eek:!

Elkhound
12-14-07, 10:06 AM
Pres. Bush dies and goes to heaven. He asks to meet Moses who refuses, saying "The last time I talked to a Bush, I ended up wandering 40 years in the wilderness."

indexdothtml
01-01-08, 10:46 PM
man, no need to make up bush jokes, for sure just google "bushisms"

panacristi
01-03-08, 04:26 AM
President Bush can't find WMD in Iraq, and can't do anything about gas prices, so he's come out for "Intelligent Design". I guess that shows that religion, not patriotism, is the last refuge of a politician.

panacristi
04-20-08, 05:02 AM
President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, `Wait, they let this guy see classified information?`

MulletArgyleman
04-21-08, 08:51 AM
President Bush is now being accused of leaking classified information. I was stunned. I was shocked. I said to myself, `Wait, they let this guy see classified information?`

lol :D

That guy's something else ;).


- also good to be back :). (me, not Bush :p)

Hobartlemagne
04-21-08, 09:37 AM
Pres. Bush dies and goes to heaven. He asks to meet Moses who refuses, saying "The last time I talked to a Bush, I ended up wandering 40 years in the wilderness."

Thats pretty difficult to believe

carwy
04-21-08, 07:24 PM
Thats pretty difficult to believe

What that he made it to heave?