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jsharr
10-17-07, 08:12 AM
This thread is for posting taunts and teases for x136. Not sure why. Guess it is just his turn in the barrel.

I will go first.

dang it, can't think of anything, someone else go.


ModoVincere
10-17-07, 08:13 AM
U>X>Y

That's all I got this morning. :(

maximan1
10-17-07, 08:13 AM
x136 is stoopid. yah. reel stoopd
cos i knoi howw to spel and gramer rite
and he dont


Eboo
10-17-07, 08:14 AM
I taunt in your general direction.

ha...ha.

squegeeboo
10-17-07, 08:14 AM
I'd rather hang out with a Midget.

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:27 AM
x136 turned me into a newt

















i got better

Tude
10-17-07, 08:28 AM
Thought I saw him going to work yesterday ...

http://www.aacc.net/email/images/funny_bike.jpg

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:29 AM
x your mother goes to college

Eboo
10-17-07, 08:32 AM
x double-knots his sneakers!

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:35 AM
x wears Lion shirts and Panda pants!!!!*






*If you get this one, I feel very sorry for both of us.

KingTermite
10-17-07, 08:44 AM
I just razzed him about the whole fart thing last week....I think we need a new target today. Somebody completely new and fresh and not used to our teasing.....like a girl.
Ms. Gio?
Mailstryx?
lauren?
BDG?

A few I ruled out because surely they'd just get tooooo into it and enjoy it a little toooo much...
Tude
VV
Siu
Stacey

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:46 AM
Stacey would totally destroy me in a taunting thread. No way am I going to match wits with her, or any of the other women on your list. Women play dirty KT and they play to win and they never forget. NEVER!!!

Dannihilator
10-17-07, 08:50 AM
x136 caused all of the database crashes from the past week.


Not Really

ModoVincere
10-17-07, 08:51 AM
X caused Global Warming!

Eboo
10-17-07, 08:51 AM
x jaywalks!

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:56 AM
x banned MERTON

KingTermite
10-17-07, 08:57 AM
X invited KingTermite to BikeForums.

jsharr
10-17-07, 08:58 AM
did he show you his wood?

Dannihilator
10-17-07, 08:58 AM
x banned MERTON

Wait, I thought x killed MERTON.

StupidlyBrave
10-17-07, 09:00 AM
x secretly listens to disco music

ModoVincere
10-17-07, 09:02 AM
X writes the songs that make the whole world sing.

Eboo
10-17-07, 09:03 AM
if x had a hammer, he'd hammer in the afternoon.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:24 AM
Wait, I thought x killed MERTON.

so you are saying that x fatally banned MERTON!? that bastige.

squegeeboo
10-17-07, 09:26 AM
x once dated my brother.

True story.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:27 AM
who has'nt, your brother is a ****.


oh wait, can I save that for the squegeeboo teasing thread?

Sixty Fiver
10-17-07, 09:27 AM
x136 -I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

x136
10-17-07, 09:27 AM
It's all true! Every last word!

But on the other hand, this:
I taunt in your general direction....that was just uncalled-for. That hurts.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:29 AM
x pays for his Happy Meals by stealing change from the Ronald McDonald's House donation box in front of the register.

squegeeboo
10-17-07, 09:29 AM
who has'nt, your brother is a ****.


oh wait, can I save that for the squegeeboo teasing thread?

Hey, no fair, no take backsies.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:30 AM
i was aware of the ntb rule, that is why I asked.

StupidlyBrave
10-17-07, 09:31 AM
Hey, no fair, no take backsies.

Recycled taunts have less impact on the environment :eek:

ModoVincere
10-17-07, 09:33 AM
ok...back to taunting X.."Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

KingTermite
10-17-07, 09:33 AM
X136 has no last name. His family didn't want to claim him.

Eboo
10-17-07, 09:34 AM
It's all true! Every last word!

But on the other hand, this:...that was just uncalled-for. That hurts.

I am a cruel, merciless wench. Though I am not without some pity. If it makes you feel better, I will make an effort to direct any and all future taunts towards you in a more direct fashion.

x136
10-17-07, 09:36 AM
X136 has no last name. His family didn't want to claim him.Last name? Pfft, they didn't even capitalize my first name.


If it makes you feel better, I will make an effort to direct any and all future taunts towards you in a more direct fashion.

Hey, at least it's honest that way. And it means a lot that you care enough to address me directly when making fun of my foul odor and cellulite.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:37 AM
why would she make fun of your only two redeeming qualities?

x136
10-17-07, 09:38 AM
Because they're my only two redeeming qualities?

Ritehsedad
10-17-07, 09:41 AM
The really scary thing is that X marks the spot! :eek:

I want to know where that spot is so I don't step in it.

Eboo
10-17-07, 09:41 AM
Hey, I don't discriminate. I make fun of ALL qualities! x wears white after labor day!

x136
10-17-07, 09:42 AM
Proudly!

Eboo
10-17-07, 09:46 AM
That's actually one of the things I admire about you, x. You own your bad self.

jsharr
10-17-07, 09:46 AM
x has a michael vick poster in his dog house

x136
10-17-07, 09:59 AM
That's actually one of the things I admire about you, x. You own your bad self.Might as well. It's too late to change for the better!

StupidlyBrave
10-17-07, 10:04 AM
All of the insults above are multiplied by 136

jsharr
10-17-07, 10:05 AM
All of the insults above are multiplied by 136

you sir, are a genius. well played!!!!!

*golf clap*

x136
10-17-07, 10:07 AM
Come on, don't just multiply the existing insults. Get some new blood in here! More people! MOAR INSULTS

jsharr
10-17-07, 10:08 AM
x juggles kittens

StupidlyBrave
10-17-07, 10:25 AM
you sir, are a genius. well played!!!!!

*golf clap*

It might be best to keep the insults directed at the plastic raptor...

;)

StupidlyBrave
10-17-07, 10:26 AM
... MOAR INSULTS

x is a terifik spelar.

jsharr
10-17-07, 10:28 AM
x has no enemies, just a bunch of friends who dislike him intensely