Foo - Have you ever danced with the devil?

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One on my wildest nights was in Yemen. In 1994 during the civil war a RPG miss our car, well just say I could tell it was Russian made. Then we bounced off a Russian BMP before we pulled over got out and walked right into a fire fight. I was unarmed and that is probably why I here alive today.
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KingTermite
10-18-07, 03:19 PM
What do role playing games and bitmaps have to do with it?
colorider
10-18-07, 03:20 PM
Why yes and she was indeed wearing a blue dress.
Cypress
10-18-07, 03:20 PM
By the pale moon light?
A few times.
KingTermite
10-18-07, 03:24 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/HarleyqLG.jpg
What do role playing games and bitmaps have to do with it?
Russian BMP-1 Fighting Vehicle
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/images/bmp-1-dmsc9112086_jpg.jpg
skinnyone
10-18-07, 03:24 PM
I asked her out but she said she was too scared :(
By the pale moon light?
A few times.
Yea.................
KingTermite
10-18-07, 03:25 PM
Russian BMP-1 Fighting VehicleThat's a JPG, not a BMP. Check the image properties. :rolleyes::p
That's a JPG, not a BMP. Check the image properties. :rolleyes::p
You are silly :p
No, but I danced with his wife a few times if you know what i mean. (Big Mistake :o)
KingTermite
10-18-07, 03:41 PM
You are silly :p
I hope you didn't "just" figure that one out. I'd have thought it would have been obvious much sooner. :D
FastEddie
10-18-07, 03:41 PM
Not yet, but I'm trying to get meriders phone #. :D
KingTermite
10-18-07, 03:50 PM
Not yet, but I'm trying to get meriders phone #. :D
:roflmao: That is definitely dancing with the devil if ever I heard it! :D
Maelstrom
10-18-07, 03:58 PM
I don't dance...
Tappets
10-18-07, 03:59 PM
One on my wildest nights was in Yemen. In 1994 during the civil war a RPG miss our car, well just say I could tell it was Russian made. Then we bounced off a Russian BMP before we pulled over got out and walked right into a fire fight. I was unarmed and that is probably why I here alive today.
I lived in Savannah, Georgia for five years. Does that count? :o
Ok, I know that's not even close, but i tried. Glad you're with us!
Am I the only one who put on a great song by Phenomena after reading the title? :D
No, but I understand Saddam slept with him once or twice
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/satan-saddam-bed.jpg
...his temptation ever summoned you?
Ever penned your name in blood, let possession slowly swallow you?
No, I have tho' written your name in blood... three times.
How about ...Running with the devil..
http://i23.tinypic.com/25ko4ds.jpg
or maybe...trick or treating with the devil...
http://i24.tinypic.com/r1iqnd.jpg
Hickeydog
10-18-07, 06:22 PM
well, no dancing with the devil, but I did have sex with a witch. Is that close enough!?!?!?!
I still can't believe you colored yourself with food coloring.
When I used to ride to work almost every day, I was having close calls almost every day. Close enough that I could consider that 2-3 inches to the left or right and something with substantial mass and/or momentum would've killed me.
Things like that don't scare me anymore, what does scare me is the prospect of a slow death, where I'm fully aware of it.
Dancing with the devil, many times on the moto. Until I realized that when he steps on your foot you get hurt.
stevesurf
10-18-07, 08:11 PM
One on my wildest nights was in Yemen. In 1994 during the civil war a RPG miss our car, well just say I could tell it was Russian made. Then we bounced off a Russian BMP before we pulled over got out and walked right into a fire fight. I was unarmed and that is probably why I here alive today.
.Glad you survived...if noone else said it, thanks for putting you life on the line for us...
Things like that don't scare me anymore, what does scare me is the prospect of a slow death, where I'm fully aware of it.I'll agree............I've seen to many go this way. :(
Glad you survived...if noone else said it, thanks for putting you life on the line for us...Yes me too. This was not the only close call in Yemen. Two gentlemen (well they were not so) tried to kidnap me a gun point. I fought them off and luckily the one with the AK had a jam and the other didn't shoot. Some guards also came to my aid. The locals all called me Mr. James. It was funny at times living there. I live their almost 5 years. Lots of great mountain biking…………but that’s another story.
atomship47
10-18-07, 09:46 PM
Down in the graveyard where we have our tryst
The air smells sweet, the air smells sick
He never smiles, his mouth merely twists
The breath in my lungs feels clinging and thick
But I know his name, he's called Mr. D.
And one of these days he's gonna set you free
Human skulls is hangin' right 'round his neck
The palms of my hands is clammy and wet
Lord, I was dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', Lord, keep your hand off me
Dancin' with Mr. D., with Mr. D., with Mr. D.
Will it be poison put in my glass
Will it be slow or will it be fast?
The bite of a snake, the sting of a spider
A drink of Belladonna on a Toussaint night
Hiding in a corner in New York City
Lookin' down a fourty-four in West Virginia
I was dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', Lord, keep your hand off me
Dancin' with Mr. D., with Mr. D., with Mr. D.
One night I was dancin' with a lady in black
Wearin' black silk gloves and a black silk hat
She looked at me longin' with black velvet eyes
She gazed at me strange all cunning and wise
Then I saw the flesh just fall off her bones
The eyes in her skull was burning like coals
Lord, have mercy, fire and brimstone
I was dancin' with Mrs. D.
Lord, I was dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
I was dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', dancin', dancin' so free
Dancin', dancin'
yes. stupid crap and a few times. If Mom only knew ...
(edit, no bad mild word that starts with sh.. too, ----- perhaps next time I'll use .... Manure!!!! - actually that word has a better feel in the mouth and feels better going out ...)
mannnnnnnnn ..... ure.
I likes it.
or poop.
Nope.
Mannnnnnnnnn .... ure. :D
well, no dancing with the devil, but I did have sex with a witch. Is that close enough!?!?!?!
How do you know she's a witch?
atomship47
10-19-07, 04:07 AM
How do you know she's a witch?
because....she turned me into a newt!
because....she turned me into a newt!
I suppose you got better... ;) :D
ModoVincere
10-19-07, 07:18 AM
I from GA...everyone knows the devil went down to georgia...he had a fiddling contest for a fiddle of gold.
Me and him..we danced up a storm while that other dude was playing. Dude could play the fiddle like nobody, let me tell you!
Afterwards, we went down to the Chattahoochhe river and made a pyramid of cans in the pale moon light.
Then we danced in that Ring of Fire and he then took the Wabash Cannonball back to where he came from.
squegeeboo
10-19-07, 08:06 AM
I still can't believe you colored yourself with food coloring.
Whats wrong with that?
I've been green and blue more than once in my life. Food coloring is the only way to go.
atomship47
10-22-07, 08:21 AM
Whats wrong with that?
I've been green and blue more than once in my life. Food coloring is the only way to go.
actually, that's a good college prank. put powdered dye or kool-aid inside the shower head. only works when they're really tired or hung-over and get in the shower without paying attention.
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