Foo - the CORRUPT A WISH GAME!

RULES:
1. You must corrupt the previous poster's wish and ONLY the previous poster's wish
2. You must post your own wish to be corrupted.

I shall begin.

I wish for a pony.

You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

Like that?:D

I wish Crankshaft posted a wish for me to corrupt!

Ok, ok. I wish for...A job. Too easy, I know:D

You get Jon's previous My Little Pony avatar.

Like that?:D

yeah, no
not like that.
more like:

"you get your pony, only your parents went broke buying it for you. You are now a heartless criminal stealing to support your family. On one of your heists, the cops come and bust you and now you are in jail away from it all soon to be executed.

I wish for a sweet computer"

Like that. I can't wait to see the great stories that will show up. :D

so. since I corrupted my own wish, I shall post another wish.

I wish for a road flare.

NO. YOU CAN'T JUST WISH!!!. YOU MUST CORRUPT THE PREVIOUS POSTER'S WISH. THEN YOU CAN WISH.

ahem.

Again, I wish for a road flare

corrupt it.

Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all. :D

Fine, you're a road flare. After I ignite you I wish for Shadiyah.
Me, her, naked, sweaty. Heck I'd mess that one up without any help at all. :D

YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

Very well:

You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.

You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

That is going the other way....

My wish remains the same.

YES!!!. except you forgot to wish for something.

Since you forget to wish, I shall assume that you wished for nothing.

Very well:

You get your nothingness. You have nothing. No home, no wife, no sex, no kids, no air, NOTHING!. You cannot see anything because there is no light. You cannot breath because there is no air. You cannot walk because there is no ground. You are forever stuck in the eternalness of NOTHINGNESS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish for ammunition of all sizes and varieties.

Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.

You get Shadiyah, but she turns out to be a 600-lb jailbird guy named Molly. Don't drop the soap.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

You get the Camaro, but it doesn't handle well at speed. At 120 mph you decide to park under a semi.

That is going the other way....

My wish remains the same.

Ok.

You get your nothing. BUT WAIT! you are already in nothing. So now you descend even deeper into nothingness. So now, you are in the nothingness of nothingness. You contemplate for a while in this state and then realize that you should read what the people wished for closely because you do not want to upset the Corruption Gods.


I wish for a muffin.

Tuns him into a sour cream and dill pickle muffin.

Wishes he had some beer to drink.

Am I getting this wrong? I wished for Shadiyah.

sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.

You have beer. LIGHT BEER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!:D

I still wanna be an Oscar Meyer Weiner

You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

I wish this game was easier.

Turns G-Whacker into a $5.00 ho.

Wishes for something other than light beer.

You become a wiener- in Oprah's fridge!

I wish this game was easier.

You get a great revelation from the heathen gods on how to play the corrupt a wish game. Unfortunately, this revelation also comes with the answer to why humans must kill each other. You go crazy and jump off a bridge because no matter what you do, people will not listen to this valuable information that you have.

I wish for pretzels.

You become a Pretzel that is about to be digested in Jon's body.

Whats your wish?

Poor Hickey. This thread game is trashed already..

Pretzels.......You became a pretzel that is digested in Jon's body only to become a waft of funkiness that permeates the air. The people around him gag for air and he unselfishly gives them CPR which in turn finishes them off to his disappointment. Dang your wish was evil.

I wish my best friend can come visit me in Cali and stay the rest of his life here.

Wish granted... You are co-joined twins.

I wish my wish doesn't get corupted

Siu, I can't bear end your best friend's life prematurely, but you will have to move to Alabama the week after he moves to California.

<editing to corrupt Stacey's wish>

Well Stacey, with wishes, spelling is critical. You get a free toaster oven when you open that new bank account as consolation. :p :D

I wish I could get in an enjoyable 50 mile ride on my bike tomorrow in good weather and light traffic on smooth roads, with no mechanical problems.

Buddy, if I were you I'd invest in a company called UNeedASpoke - because you are going to buy many. You are going to get soooo good at replacing spokes that people are going to start bringing their bikes to you. You will have spokes duct taped to your top tube, zip tied to your forearms - anywhere you can put a spoke <ahem> you will.

And you will use them.

Of course this spoke problem of yours may impact your ride sooo, you better figure on strapping on some lights because you'll most likely be putting in a good 16 hr day for your 50 miles - that is if you don't run out of spokes first. :D




I wish for the new hangover to go away.

sorry. It is very helpful to post what you wish for at the END of your post.

Or for you to READ the post. Just sayin'

Your new hangover is removed only to be replaced by the worst case of indigestion you've ever had from eating one of the new Hardees 900+/60 grams of fat breakfast burritos. You lay down and waddle in undigested misery for the rest of the day.

I wish for a Trek Madone.

And you are rewarded, my son, with a fine, fine new madone.

Except when you open the 12" X 12" box, you discover not only nuts and bolts, but pieces - lots of itty bitty pieces - and a bottle of Gorilla glue. It seems someone may have sent your new bike through the Industrial strength Chipper that can handle up to 18" dia tree trunks. But the instructions with your new bike, do say that any 5 yr old can reassemble it.

Have fun. :D




I wish for someone to go and get me some coffee and breakfast. And if it's not too much to ask for --- that this woman's perfume here finally wears off so my headache subsides.

Breakfast is yours girlfriend! :)

Eggs sunny side up, a rasher of bacon, crispy golden brown taters, a large glass of extra pulp orange juice, a huge mug of the freshest, darkest coffee you've ever seen.


And it's all made of wax for a photo shoot.



I wish my ass would stop hurting. :(

Your ass will stop hurting, but the doc repalced a few OEM parts while taking care of the complaint.




I wish I had my balls back.

You will get your balls back, but in their stead, you have to give up the ones you are physically attached to.

I wish I owned my own private island.

You get the island but it is Snow Monkey Hot Tub Pirate Zomppy Island.



I wish bacon made me lose weight.

Honestly? I love the idea of chilling with snow monkeys in their hot tub. I could do without the zomppies.

Umm...your bacon makes you lose weight, but it also turns you into a newt! That doesn't like bacon!

I wish I could afford that Colnago.

Silly you actually believed in the pompous big lettering on that 5 lb box of thick sliced, hickory smoked extra fatty bacon ... - LEAN, LOW CALORIE, NO LDL BACON - eat as much as you want - in fact THIS SPECIAL bacon inspires your metabolism to go into overdrive; thereby wearing off those packed on pounds.

Yup, you believe anything you read. :D




I wish the big bad windy rain storm will hold off till I get home tonite at 10.

Eboo, you can afford the Colnago, but you must give it to Tude to ride home on. Tude the rain holds off until you get home, but your new Colnago turns into a GMC Denali roadie.



I wish I lived in teh worlds coolest tree fort.

Done. The world's coolest tree fort resides in Antarctica with the snow monkeys. They think you're purdy.

I wish I had a cup of plum green tea.

I wish the big bad windy rain storm will hold off till I get home tonite at 10.

The big bad windy rain storm will hold off till I get home tonite at 10, allowing you to enjoy a nice, quiet ride home where you take advantage of the cool evening air and decide to take a detour. The detour causes you to take a wrong turn and end up in a dark alley on the wrong side of town. See those three guys looming in the shadows? They're deciding what would be the most entertaining way to kill you.

Damn that's evil. Sorry I typed that.

OK...now it's my turn:

I wish I could find $20 so that I could treat my kids to pizza tonight.

The big bad windy rain storm will hold off till I get home tonite at 10, allowing you to enjoy a nice, quiet ride home where you take advantage of the cool evening air and decide to take a detour. The detour causes you to take a wrong turn and end up in a dark alley on the wrong side of town. See those three guys looming in the shadows? They're deciding what would be the most entertaining way to kill you.

Damn that's evil. Sorry I typed that.

OK...now it's my turn:

I wish I could find $20 so that I could treat my kids to pizza tonight.

You find a twenty in a dark alley. Sadly you see three guy surrounding a corpse. This is the last thing you see. Until you wake up and realize it was all a dream.







I wish I was independantly wealthy and possessed the key to true happiness for all the world.

Yes it was fun while you had the key ... but unfortunately you dropped it in the city sewer grate - and just as your outstretched fingers touched that golden key ... a big fat rat grabbed it and ran off.




I wish that someone else would be paying for all the new toys and trinkets I'm getting ready to order for my bike.

Timmyguest will pay for you stuff, but you two have to date. Things are good at first, but the constant EMO crap finally drives you over the edge and the last time you see timmy he is slowly sinking beneath the surface as you wonder if you used enough chain to tie him up. You are caught and convicted and at least you have a nice cell mate to live out your days with.



I wish the voices in my head would let me sleep at night.

You sleep at night....but hear the voices in your dreams as they become terrifying nightmares.

I wish I could go home now and not have to finish out the work day.

You sleep at night....but hear the voices in your dreams as they become terrifying nightmares.

I wish I could go home now and not have to finish out the work day.

You get to go home in just a few minutes. The boss is waiting for extra security to show up, after discovering some missing funds and tracing them to your account. You get home and your dogs will not play with you anymore and your bike has been stolen. Have a nice day off.




I wish I could wreck my car and get decapitated.

But you can - right in front of the only medical center in the world that can re-attach heads and do good body work.

I wish I could ride with Tude and squegeeboo when I'm up in Rochester tomorrow.

<nix>You are decapitated, but do not die. You walk around headless, sightless and unable to hear. A deaf, dumb and mute zombie for the rest of eternity.</nix>
too slow

You get to go for your ride, but have an accident breaking your bike frame in 3 pieces on the way there.

I wish I could make the same pay only working 20 hours per week.

Your wish is granted however your new job is sumo wrestler sponge bath boy.


I wish for a cool buzz and some tasty waves.

The cool buzz comes from being shocked and falling into the nearly freezing Pacific ocean which is tasty with salt.

I wish my back stopped hurting.

What luck!!! A blonde svedish masseur has answered your ad, but unfortunately for you his name is THOR and has hands the size of frying pan. Thor gets yer back kinks out, but installs a few more of his own.




Wishes to go home.

Your wish has been granted, you can even take my ride, but good luck finding the brakes

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I wish to play on a good Ultimate Team.

You leave to go home now, but never get there. (You didn't say you wanted to arrive) :D
< ^^^ was for Tude. The computer hung for several minutes. :( >

One day only - in ankle-deep mud at Ellison Park when the mosquitos are swarming on a 100 degree day with high humidity.

Wish I could sleep in most days.

You are able to sleep in every day.....you lose your job and are unable to find another. You use all savings to live and die in abject poverty.

I wish I could ride my bike this afternoon.

Suddenly your boss calls and says GO HOME and ride!

And your drive home looks like this, with forecast of severe flooding and potential lightning strikes ...

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Wishes I could go and get the gary fisher I was drooling over the other night.