Foo - Don't do this...

Don't throw the ball too far if your dog is fastened to your belt with a retractable leash. Especially if you are not looking when the dog reaches the end of the leash at 25 mph, and you are taking a step and one foot is off the ground at that instant.

Don't lean your favorite 16 lb bike against a railing on a big bridge on a very windy day.

Don't try to walk in a low ceiling basement with overhead pipes while wearing a hat with a visor. You can't see the pipes.

Don't let your friend keep his motorcycle in your garage and his truck in the driveway when he goes to interbike, if you know he leaves stuff all over the place and never takes it back, but you want to be nice to him. Even if he does own a bike shop you can see from your house.

Don't go outside with the dog in the nice weather every time you let him out, no matter how much you like it, unless you want to go out in the winter too.

Don't be too nice to all the wierdos. Don't let them know where your house is.

Don't send a cashiers check to a stranger for an ebay purchase.

Don't waste money on a brand new car, it's a huge waste of money.

Don't always buy the cheapest of everything. Sometimes that ends up costing more.

What else?

Don't try to push on a door marked 'Pull' while walking at cruising speed. :o

If your cats curl up in your lap try not to move 'cause the nails will come out

Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.

Don't drop your contact lens in Listerine. Damn this burns. :(

Do not use turpentine in the tub to remove paint from your body. (I know this as fact!)

Don't take any notice of what you read on BF :p
Especially from Ryanf

Don't listen to Jon when he says all the bolts are tight, and the brakes would work.

When something dumb happens to you and you really can't believe it, don't try to re-demonstrate it to yourself or your friends.

Never trust a junkie.

Don't assume the cyclist will signal or stop.

Never take a knife to a gun fight.

Do not turn your back on X136

Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.

I'm permanently scarred after reading this!

Don't trust a dentist with blood in his hair.

even if he offers to cut down a tree?

Do not sneeze during laser polyp removal.

Do not sneeze during laser polyp removal.

If it's being done by the dentist with blood in his hair.

Don't try to push on a door marked 'Pull' while walking at cruising speed.

:beer:

Um, so if the title of the thread is 'don't do this', and then every post is 'don't do this' aren't you all creating double negatives? So we should do things like trust a junkie?

sure, go ahead and trust me.

don't tug on superman's cape
don't spit into the wind
don't pull the mask of the ole lone ranger
don't mess around with jim.....

Don't use Heat Sports Creams around the groin area. :eek:


I'm speaking from a male perspective.

Never use a straight pin to separate your lashes after you put mascara on. (My friend did this).

don't tug on superman's cape
don't spit into the wind
don't pull the mask of the ole lone ranger
don't mess around with jim.....


i was just thinking the same thing

Don't leave your sunroof open when going through a car wash..:mad:
Don't go camping in the rain.

Don't ask directions from a cop with a joint stuck behind your ear.

Don't pick your nose and wipe the snot ball under the car seat.....EVERYBODY does that

Don't say "WTF" to yourself while on hold for what seems like hours. Invariably, someone will pick up at that exact moment. Ask me how I know...

Don't hit mute, curse whomever is on the phone out, then unmute... Every person I see do this eventually misses the mute button...

Never sneeze into an ashtray. :o

Don't pick your nose and wipe the snot ball under the car seat.....EVERYBODY does that
Of course! Why waste a perfectly good booger? Put that muthatrucka where it belongs... Right between the cheek and gum!

Don't shoot the messenger

Of course! Why waste a perfectly good booger? Put that muthatrucka where it belongs... Right between the cheek and gum!


Ok then, Don't do a Feral Anatomical Rancid Turbulence in the isle of the supermarket then leave it for some poor unexpecting soul to bask in its ambience.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Take the chance that it's probably a fart.

Don’t Cry For Me Argentina

Ok then, Don't do a Feral Anatomical Rancid Turbulence in the isle of the supermarket then leave it for some poor unexpecting soul to bask in its ambience.

Where else would you do it? Nothing like hanging out one aisle over waiting for some unsuspecting sod to amble in to it and listen to them gag and wretch :D

Dare a Moderator or Admin to Ban you? ;)

Dare a Moderator or Admin to Ban you? ;)

Don't go camping without Bear Spray ! :D