Fifty Plus (50+) - Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n roll?

When you get to this forum, it's...

Naps, Meds, and Easy Listening!

Speak for yourself.

When you get to this forum, it's...

Naps, Meds, and Easy Listening!


Easy Listening my ass! Heavy classical! Verdi's Requiem, Handel's Messiah, Beethoven, Brahms, Dvorak,, Wagner's Ring Cycle!

Like the meds and naps, tho!

Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n roll?
Sex - Yes, please (I have to beg a lot now)
Drugs - Cialis, still waiting for that 4 hour woodie they promised.
Rock n roll - I prefer sweet rolls.

They used to say, "Pass the cocaine." Now they say, "Pass the rogaine."

Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll (Dury/Jankel). Ian Dury and the Blockheads. Stiff Records. 1977.

Naps? You are spoiled!

I do have to admit that the stuff my parents used to listen to sounds much better now than it did then and the stuff my kids listen to sounds waaaaaaay worse. Sex is still good but what i REALLY miss are the days when hardly anyone wore bras, whatever happened with that anyway?

Ok, i'm not talking about bras and our generation....LOL

Speak for yourself.

+1

You live in the wrong area, DG. We still have those things in the midwest;)

I was listening to a hard rock station on the radio this afternoon. The DJ was dissing the PT Cruiser as ugly and a car that was just for older people, "you know, 50 - 60 year olds. Hey, bring me my walker, sonny".

I'm 60. Rode 45 hilly miles yesterday with a bunch of "old guys". Will ride 45 hilly miles tomorrow with the same bunch of "old guys". AND I was listening to his hard rock station. I shoulda called him.

Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n roll?
Sex - Yes, please (I have to beg a lot now)
Drugs - Cialis, still waiting for that 4 hour woodie they promised.
Rock n roll - I prefer sweet rolls.

Good one.

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Whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock n roll?

Still alive and well.

Someone'll get that, I know. 1... 2...

By the way, my original question was plagerized from a birthday card I saw today.

When you get to this forum, it's...

Naps, Meds, and Easy Listening!

Viagra.....Ibuprophen.....Waylon and Willie.

Sex:
I'm heading out shortly for a weekend trip to central California to meet up with a long-legged blond athlete. We'll be competing in a duathlon on Saturday, and participating in some indoor sports the rest of the weekend. ;)

BTW - one clear advantage to being single...more sex, and you don't need to beg. :D

Drugs:
Coffee, Creatine, and some pain meds for the stress fracture I'm dealing with (running sucks :mad:). And if you offered me a toke, I'd toke.

Rock & Roll:
On my 4 hour drive I'll be listening to the new Springsteen CD, plus some classic Pat Benatar, Pink Floyd, etc.


Once a hippie, always a hippie, I guess...

Sex:
I'm heading out shortly for a weekend trip to central California to meet up with a long-legged blond athlete. We'll be competing in a duathlon on Saturday, and participating in some indoor sports the rest of the weekend. ;)

BTW - one clear advantage to being single...more sex, and you don't need to beg. :D

Drugs:
Coffee, Creatine, and some pain meds for the stress fracture I'm dealing with (running sucks :mad:). And if you offered me a toke, I'd toke.

Rock & Roll:
On my 4 hour drive I'll be listening to the new Springsteen CD, plus some classic Pat Benatar, Pink Floyd, etc.


Once a hippie, always a hippie, I guess...

This was the first image that came to mind when I read your post. Sex will do wonders for the pain.


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u250/rallen94402/Houndbasset20hound20singing.jpg

Sex: Well I've been married for 20 years but that is about to change, so maybe things will be looking up
Drugs: Done it all, now it just a fine Cab on the weekends
Rock n Roll: I listen to Korn, Green day, RHCP, Nickelback and others

Did I miss something? What's changed?

I recently bought some Rock & Roll chain lube. Now I can truthfully say that I'm 1 for 3.

These guys rock

Kayle Leogrande
Rock & Republic Racing http://www.rockracing.com/api/Index.cfm/cms.page/i/396/site/cycling/t/Cycling-Race-Team/

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Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n roll?

SEX: Too much!:eek:

Drugs: I bike to stay off OxyContin.

Rock n Roll: When I'm on the mountain bike.

What are these things of which you speak?

I saw Van Halen in concert last night with David Lee Roth (it freakin rocked)!!
We drank beers at the concert. Yummy.
We, uh, went to sleep happy married couple. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge (as Monty Python would say)
:) :)

Drugs...just beer here,as always.
32 years with the same woman and the sex just keeps getting better.
(she must have found me 'cause I'm too dumb to pick a winner on my own) :o
Rock and Roll will never die.

32 years with the same woman and the sex just keeps getting better.

I'm so envious that I could just kill you...:D;)

They used to say, "Pass the cocaine." Now they say, "Pass the rogaine."

We used to close down the bars, now we close down the pharmacies.

Sex: great..........matinees. :)
Drugs: they test for that. :(
Rock & Roll: if it ain't classic, it ain't rock & roll. ;)

Living (barely) proof that close adherence to such a worthy pursuit adds class and polish. :roflmao:

http://i3.tinypic.com/68lek2r.jpg

Sex? What's that? bk

By the way, my original question was plagerized from a birthday card I saw today.

UGGGHHHH... birthday cards are some of the most ageist crap on the planet. I always buy blank cards and write my own notes. Can't stand commerical birthday cards...(he says in his grumpiest geezer voice.)

Living (barely) proof that close adherence to such a worthy pursuit adds class and polish. :roflmao:

http://i3.tinypic.com/68lek2r.jpg

:lol:

I saw Van Halen in concert last night with David Lee Roth (it freakin rocked)!!
We drank beers at the concert. Yummy.
We, uh, went to sleep happy married couple. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge (as Monty Python would say)
:) :)

You can afford to buy beer at a concert :eek:
I suppose you flew there in you private helicopter as well.