Jokes & Humor - Gotta love the Scots

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Mariner Fan
11-06-07, 12:52 PM
God love the Scots

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.


Holding the audience in total silence, he
said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."







A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastid!"


al-wagner
11-06-07, 02:59 PM
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Tom Stormcrowe
11-06-07, 03:50 PM
I ken wha' ye be sayin', Laddie ;)


Olebiker
11-07-07, 01:46 PM
I fail to see the humor in this....

I hear that they are doing sense of humor transplants in Sweden these days.

Stacey
11-07-07, 05:21 PM
Mind if I just loan him mine for a bit?

foehn
11-08-07, 08:16 PM
Mind if I just loan him mine for a bit?

Nope you can't! You "Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum!"