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11-08-07, 08:10 PM
A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a
barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke."
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to
have, Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on,"
he says, "that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can
have a conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out
of your sight. He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your
sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a
some money and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and
down nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found
Rover in an alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come
you are doing this? You have never done this before!"
"Well, I never had money before."
barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I'll have a bourbon and Coke."
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to
have, Rover?"
"I'll have a Scotch and soda -- light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on,"
he says, "that dog can't talk -- you're a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk! While I am in the restroom, you can
have a conversation with him yourself -- but don't let him out
of your sight. He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where's my dog? I told you not to let him out of your
sight."
"Aw, I didn't believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a
some money and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let's go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore -- no Rover. They walked up and
down nearby alleys and streets -- no dog! Finally, they found
Rover in an alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come
you are doing this? You have never done this before!"
"Well, I never had money before."