Foo - Ask the Newbie

Experts are passe. How refreshing is it to have someone who has no clue whatsoever (on any subject at all) at your disposal?

I'm here to take your questions.

question #1: why?

Easy. I'm an attention *****.

Next.

Determine the slope of the curve 2x^3 + 2y^3 - 9xy = 0 at the point ( 1, 2 )??

An electromagnetic radiation has a frequency of 8.11 x 10^14 Hz. What is its wavelength in nanometers...?

5.6*10^-5/7*10^-10?

Which steps and catalyst+conditions are involved in the conversion of iso-butyl-bromide to n-butane?

Determine the slope of the curve 2x^3 + 2y^3 - 9xy = 0 at the point ( 1, 2 )??

An electromagnetic radiation has a frequency of 8.11 x 10^14 Hz. What is its wavelength in nanometers...?

5.6*10^-5/7*10^-10?

Which steps and catalyst+conditions are involved in the conversion of iso-butyl-bromide to n-butane?

Listen. I can't do your homework for you. You need to take responsibility for your own education.

You're flying in your boat and you get a flat tire.
How many pancakes does it take to roof a house?

A chair, because a vest has no sleeves.

Will he really call me??

Determine the slope of the curve 2x^3 + 2y^3 - 9xy = 0 at the point ( 1, 2 )??

An electromagnetic radiation has a frequency of 8.11 x 10^14 Hz. What is its wavelength in nanometers...?

5.6*10^-5/7*10^-10?

Which steps and catalyst+conditions are involved in the conversion of iso-butyl-bromide to n-butane?

I'm either scared or proud that I immediately knew how to do 3/4 of these (chemistry is not my strong suit), and felt tempted to return the answers. I have my own hw to do though.

Experts are passe. How refreshing is it to have someone who has no clue whatsoever (on any subject at all) at your disposal?

I'm here to take your questions.

refreshing? welcome to bikeforums.net

Will he really call me??

It's been my experience that the postman always rings twice.

Hey you. I aint lookin for no postman. I aint that type of gal.

Now is he gonna call me or not???

Hey you. I aint lookin for no postman. I aint that type of gal.

Now is he gonna call me or not???

I'll call you if you want.:)

Should I fart right now?

too late.....

Hey you. I aint lookin for no postman. I aint that type of gal.

Now is he gonna call me or not???

What is it exactly that you want to be called?

Should I fart right now? Too late.
[cough]perhaps not.

Hey you. I aint lookin for no postman. I aint that type of gal.

Now is he gonna call me or not???

Magic 8-ball says, "Did you fall for that old line?"

Will he really call me??

Dude would have to be stupid not to call you...:rolleyes:

Cause if he doesn't, I will...

What's the meaning of life?


How many people are now going to answer 42 thinking they are original?

Hey you. I aint lookin for no postman. I aint that type of gal.

Now is he gonna call me or not???

Call me what you want, just don't call me late for dinner.

What's the meaning of life?


Life is here so Mikey wil eat it.

Does anyone actually "use" the bass?

Life is here so Mikey wil eat it.

Genius.....truly I say to you, you are a sage, cydisc.

Does anybody *use* the bass?
Dan Ackroyd did in 1976.

How are rain?

When is you left hand?

Is sad/happy > good/strong?

How are rain?

When is you left hand?

Is sad/happy > good/strong?

1. Fine, thanks.

2. When you is.

3. sometimes.

What does "too-shed-edley-poo" mean?
How many fibers are entertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?
How many times did the batmobile catch a flat?

What does "too-shed-edley-poo" mean?
How many fibers are entertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit?
How many times did the batmobile catch a flat?

Please. One at a time, people.

1. It's what happens when mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
2. Regular or Spoon-size?
3. Never had a flat. Lost a wheel once and the Joker got away.

I'm not German, but an American (of German descent). Am I allowed to say farfegnugen?

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

I'm not German, but an American (of German descent). Am I allowed to say farfegnugen?

Farvergnugen. You can say it in America, but if you say it in Germany, you'll be beaten with a pipe.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

Whomever it was, I'd like to shake his hand.

Would you be willing to have a question answering showdown with Translanders? :D

Farvergnugen. You can say it in America, but if you say it in Germany, you'll be beaten with a pipe.

I think that is becuase "farvergnugen" roughly translates to "if you beat me with a pipe I will not shine your lederhosen with non dairy dessert topping"

Would you be willing to have a question answering showdown with Translanders? :D

There can only be one Translander.
http://inspireaction.mindandmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/highlander.jpg

I think that is becuase "farvergnugen" roughly translates to "if you beat me with a pipe I will not shine your lederhosen with non dairy dessert topping"

They claim it means "at one with the road". So, I suppose "roadkill" works.

Why do I keep having recurring nightmares of me getting hit on my road bike, breaking both legs and screaming "MY BIKE, DON'T LEAVE MY BIKE!!!" to the paramedics?

Why do I keep having recurring nightmares of me getting hit on my road bike, breaking both legs and screaming "MY BIKE, DON'T LEAVE MY BIKE!!!" to the paramedics?

Yeah....that's a nasty nightmare sis......pray that doesn't come to fruition.

I'm not German, but an American (of German descent). Am I allowed to say farfegnugen?

No, you are resigned to say fu*kingrovin

Why do I keep having recurring nightmares of me getting hit on my road bike, breaking both legs and screaming "MY BIKE, DON'T LEAVE MY BIKE!!!" to the paramedics?

Irrational fear. In reality, they'd pack up your bike before stretchering you out.

Is Jon really...........pink?

They claim it means "at one with the road". So, I suppose "roadkill" works.

fahrfergnugen is the word you are thinking of I believe. Change a letter or two and you end up getting beaten with a pipe or having your lederhosen smeared with cool whip.

There can only be one Translander.
http://inspireaction.mindandmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/highlander.jpg

And she has arrived...

OH! The ORIGINAL is back! Woo Hooo!!!!!!!!! I miss you Translanders!!!

And I've missed you too my little almond eyed princess.

How are things in the land of fruits & nuts?

You remembered!!

The land of fruit and nuts is just sweet, juicy, hard and crunchy!

How about both you and cydisc answering the questions and we can see both answers??

Remembered? You're too precious to forget, besides I kill to have an ass like yours!

I just love it hard & sweet! :o

Sounds like a fun time.

And she has arrived...

Even the KING bows in reverence to this one. <bows low>

Even the KING bows in reverence to this one. <bows low>

Off your knee please sire. Please come sit with me as the trusted and loyal adviser you are.

Now where is this Johnny Come Lightly who thinks "he" has ALL the answers?

Are all sock puppets evil?