Southern California - 2007 Best of SoCal BF

Is it fix or fixie?It's a constant!

i think fixie sounds ********.

i think fixie sounds ********.

Most people think my freewheel sounds ********.

i think fixie sounds ********.

I bet you hate peas too, don't ya?

what does that have to do with anything?

what does that have to do with anything?

You mad?

* U

* U

Is that like Star 69ing? You youngins now a days, with your cryptic language. :p

u mad.

i am still not nominated for anything :( ...but i have only been around since may....i guess that's not long enough to be inportant enough to qualify....

or maybe i am just boring and not as funny as i think i am?

be gentle..the truth hurts sometimes.


who are you?

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
:bday:

I nominate Crash for cutest daughter. But you'll have to duke it out with Luwin.

Catching up:

Herb - I love you.

My nominee in the "chumming" sub-section of the "Fatbagging thread" category:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=361519

u mad.

No. I'm tired and a little horny.

But, perhaps I shouldn't admit that on here.

Catching up:

Herb - I love you.

Please...not in front of the fixie ridazz:eek:

Please...not in front of the fixie ridazz:eek:

Herb!!!!!!! That's "FIX" ridazz. You don't dddave to think you ********, now do you? :rolleyes:

:p

Herb!!!!!!! That's "FIX" ridazz. You don't dddave to think you ********, now do you? :rolleyes:

:p

I am roadie..so he must think that anyway....:p

I am roadie..so he must think that anyway....:p

Well...you may or may not be a TRUE roadie, though. See, he has issues with TRUE roadies.

Or, ME, to be specific...:rolleyes::p

Well...you may or may not be a TRUE roadie, though. See, he has issues with TRUE roadies.

Or, ME, to be specific...:rolleyes::p

How will I know if I am true or not?:rolleyes:

No. I'm tired and a little horny.


troll.

How will I know if I am true or not?:rolleyes:

Can you remember the last time you had actual fun on a bicycle? If so, you are not a TR.

troll.

Do trolls have horns?

only the really ugly ones.

only the really ugly ones.
I think in troll speak, you just gave me a compliment. You little hamster. :D

Can you remember the last time you had actual fun on a bicycle? If so, you are not a TR.The person that gets a DUI, loses their license and has to ride their kid's BMX bike to work is a TR?

The person that gets a DUI, loses their license and has to ride their kid's BMX bike to work is a TR?

That person is neither a true roadie nor a cyclist. That's a person on a bike.

That person is neither a true roadie nor a cyclist. That's a person on a bike.

Excellent point.

So what about someone with hairy legs, a team jersey and baggy shorts riding on the left side of the road without a helmet on a Bikes Direct Campy-equipped bike with a triple and spoke cards?

Are they a true shill? Poser on a bike? OCP hipster? Fred on a bike? Queen of Latvia? What??

So what about someone with hairy legs, a team jersey and baggy shorts riding on the left side of the road without a helmet on a Bikes Direct Campy-equipped bike with a triple and spoke cards?

Are they a true shill? Poser on a bike? OCP hipster? Fred on a bike? Queen of Latvia? What??

If they are riding at night without lights they are called 'Road Grime'...
otherwise they are called a spoiled 12 year old...

I want to be either a true shill or Queen of Lativa.

I'd like to be a spoiled 12 year old, thanks.

I'd like to be a spoiled 12 year old, thanks.

Really? 12 wasn't a good age for me...I'd rather go back to three.

Really? 12 wasn't a good age for me...I'd rather go back to three.

3 was a bad year.
BTW, where's Lativa?

3 was a bad year.
BTW, where's Lativa?

Near Eviopia.

I think it's also on the border or Myopia and Stankonia.

The person that gets a DUI, loses their license and has to ride their kid's BMX bike to work is a TR?

Never having fun on a bicycle is a necessary, but not a sufficient, condition for True Roadiehood. Others include a near-religious belief in the need for cycling-specific clothing and a strong disinclination to ride one's bicycle to the beginning (or from the end) of a bicycle ride.

Also, if for six or more out of the last ten bicycle rides you took you can remember your average pace, average RPM, and heart rate, but can remember nothing of the scenery, you are almost certainly a True Roadie.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

I think it's also on the border or Myopia and Stankonia.

So, Myopians and Stankoniopians? I think I've met both, actually.

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.


Do you have a book out on True Roadies and their mating habits? I'm the type who'd prefer to read in private in lieu of asking a ton of questions publicly. Also, have you studied migration habits for geese? I've really wanted to learn all about that too. :)

Do you have a book out on True Roadies and their mating habits?

No. But I suspect that true roadie mating habits, like true roadie riding habits, only take place on weekends and involve a lot of standing around in parking lots and secretly wondering whether to upgrade one's equipment.

Never having fun on a bicycle is a necessary, but not a sufficient, condition for True Roadiehood. [more simplistic ideology clipped]

Paraphrasing a man so much wiser than myself:

"One of the less attractive elements of human nature is the urge to create artificial hierarchies and conveniently install ourselves at the top of them. I have fun cycling, and you don't (I can just tell). I'm a real cyclist, you're just someone fixated on lyrca. I'm a messenger, you're a hipster. I'm fixated with labeling and generalizing, even while accusing you of the same. In most corners of society this sort of behavior is regarded as vulgar and not at all nice, but for some reason, a good number of cyclists ("real" and otherwise) feel perfectly free to engage in it. No doubt the maturation of the frontal lobe is involved in this somehow."

No. But I suspect that true roadie mating habits, like true roadie riding habits, only take place on weekends and involve a lot of standing around in parking lots and secretly wondering whether to upgrade one's equipment.

:lol: I for one like the whole "upgrading of one's equipment" myself. Perhaps I really am a true roadie. :p

No. But I suspect that true roadie mating habits, like true roadie riding habits, only take place on weekends and involve a lot of standing around in parking lots and secretly wondering whether to upgrade one's equipment.

Incorrect! We would be pondering what kind of energy drink would be required for the upcoming performance.

Paraphrasing a man so much wiser than myself:

"One of the less attractive elements of human nature is the urge to create artificial hierarchies and conveniently install ourselves at the top of them. I have fun cycling, and you don't (I can just tell). I'm a real cyclist, you're just someone fixated on lyrca. I'm a messenger, you're a hipster. I'm fixated with labeling and generalizing, even while accusing you of the same. In most corners of society this sort of behavior is regarded as vulgar and not at all nice, but for some reason, a good number of cyclists ("real" and otherwise) feel perfectly free to engage in it. No doubt the maturation of the frontal lobe is involved in this somehow."

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o273/unit_3/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

:lol: I for one like the whole "upgrading of one's equipment" myself. Perhaps I really am a true roadie. :p

I get unsolicited e-mail about upgrading my equipment all the time but I don't trust the sellers. However if PBK or Performance had a sale on upgrades I'd be all over it.

I get unsolicited e-mail about upgrading my equipment all the time but I don't trust the sellers. However if PBK or Performance had a sale on upgrades I'd be all over it.

If one of the hot single men on here was upgrading his equipment, I'd be all over it too...at PBK or Performance, of course, keeping with the cycling theme and all.

a freeloader is me

I want to be either a true shill or Queen of Lativa.

They are looking this weekend for a Queen (and a court)

http://www.pasadenadoodahparade.info/dd_news.htm