Foo - Let the Jon slapping begin...

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Siu Blue Wind
11-09-07, 11:03 AM
He just asked if I was going through menopause!! :eek:
WTH??? :mad:
skinnyone
11-09-07, 11:12 AM
Ill come out there and p*mp slap him for you :mad:
Wow, Jon really said that to you?
<slaps Jon across the head> What were you thinking!?
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:13 AM
Ya want bro to come down there and take care of your "little" problem?
USAZorro
11-09-07, 11:14 AM
Jon, Jon, Jon. <shakes head slowly>
:lol:
I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
ravenmore
11-09-07, 11:18 AM
ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
i respect my hands too much to comply
oo this is fun <swat> when do I stop? <swat> I rather like this <swat> ...
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:22 AM
ask him if he's hit puberty yet.
What do you think?
Would anybody old enough to have gone through puberty be stupid enough to say that to a woman? ESPECIALLY a woman who is practically NINJA TRAINED??!!?!?!??
ModoVincere
11-09-07, 11:25 AM
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
Just let me know when to stop!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
anybondy?
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
this is getting tiring ya know!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
<thunk...passed out from all that work>
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
Just let me know when to stop!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
anybondy?
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
this is getting tiring ya know!
<Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap>
<thunk...passed out from all that work>
Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
I would, but I don't like to hit women.
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:29 AM
Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
Why were YOU PO'd at ME yesterday?
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:30 AM
I would, but I don't like to hit women.
Oh snap!!! :lol:
Siu Blue Wind
11-09-07, 11:30 AM
I would, but I don't like to hit women.
:eek:
:roflmao:
Siu Blue Wind
11-09-07, 11:32 AM
:lol:
I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
Here ya go. Proof.
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:01:55 AM): you aren't going through your period still are you?
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:01 AM): or is that too personal?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:02 AM): what?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:06 AM): excuuuse me?
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:12 AM): ok that's too personal
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:13 AM): nevermind then
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:02:23 AM): no, I'm not menopausal, gees
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:40 AM): it never ends menopause is just a continuatino of pms
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:02:42 AM): cept it's daily
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:03:00 AM): brenda get's uber emo 2 weeks before her period. That doesn't happen to you?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:03:56 AM): NO
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:01 AM): bastid
jonah587 (11/9/2007 10:04:10 AM): are you sure it's not happening right now?
siubluewind (11/9/2007 10:04:17 AM): bastid
crtreedude
11-09-07, 11:34 AM
Perhaps Pheard is confused is all - I mean here he is with his pink complex and yet I assume isn't having a period. Perhaps he feels his explanation is menopause for himself and if he is young enough, it could happen to anyone, right?
Though the above might get him out of being slapped silly - it just doesn't seem to be worth it. Pheard, stand up and take your slapping like a man... PLEASE!
I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
Siu, I got your back!! I don't go through the mood changes either. ;)
Why were YOU PO'd at ME yesterday?
?
not me ... :)
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:39 AM
?
not me ... :)
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=360731
ModoVincere
11-09-07, 11:39 AM
Jeebus man! Don't want you PO'd at me!!!
Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.
eric von zipper
11-09-07, 11:47 AM
Gahh...he needs ***** slapped
Well...she did say "Let the Slapping begin" and last time I checked, slapping was plural in this usage.
So...I was just obliging the lady...and it is pheard after all.
Doood you were ampi-dextrus in that attack --- loooked like a flying windmill! Blotted out the sky for a time! :D
Olebiker
11-09-07, 11:50 AM
I guess this wouldn't be the spot to interject the joke about how they call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken would it?
I didn't think so.
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=360731
AHHHHH you made me look at them again! AHHHHHHHH! Bad KT, Bad!
Made even worse as I had a crush on the one with the Star on his eye back in the days. :D
KingTermite
11-09-07, 11:56 AM
AHHHHH you made me look at them again! AHHHHHHHH! Bad KT, Bad!
Made even worse as I had a crush on the one with the Star on his eye back in the days. :D
You didn't really explain what bothered you there.....just said a bunch of mean hurtful things that made me cry myself to sleep and have nightmares. :(
Siu Blue Wind
11-09-07, 12:00 PM
shhhh.......lover's quarrel...http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/popcorn.gif
You didn't really explain what bothered you there.....just said a bunch of mean hurtful things that made me cry myself to sleep and have nightmares. :(
Oh there there, ::smoochies:: all better. :o
KingTermite
11-09-07, 12:03 PM
Oh there there, ::smoochies:: all better. :o
*sniff* *sniff* You missed a spot. <points to forehead>
*sniff* *sniff* You missed a spot. <points to forehead>
<eyes KT warily> okkkkk, but that's it. ::smoochies:
KingTermite
11-09-07, 12:08 PM
<eyes KT warily> okkkkk, but that's it. ::smoochies:
*sniff* No hugs? :(
linux_author
11-09-07, 12:28 PM
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catatonic
11-09-07, 01:53 PM
Ummm...what the hell? There's some mighty good drugs being used here and nobody's sharing...STOP BOGARTING!
Wasn't there a Nerf bat around here somewhere?
I don't think this is the time or place for a nerf bat.
*hands trsidn a Louisville Slugger*
KingTermite
11-09-07, 02:06 PM
I don't think this is the time or place for a nerf bat.
*hands trsidn a Louisville Slugger*
Crowd chanting in unison.
<DO IT> <DO IT> <DO IT> <DO IT> <DO IT>
Ritehsedad
11-09-07, 02:09 PM
I want to know what causes Jon's mood swings...:rolleyes:
Hands Siu the bat.
She should have the honor.
NeCrO632
11-09-07, 05:25 PM
wow.. either everyone really loves abusing jon
or
siu has everyone hypnotized and under her magical spell... such as i am
but i think mostly the 1st one.. :D
:lol:
I asked her if she was still on her period, because we had been talking about how my GF goes through a rough few days. She was telling me that she doesn't have that "mood", *bullspiat* *cough cough*, like most women.
Wow, that is a 10 alarm, never ask a woman that kind of question unless you really are looking to get shot. :p
G-Whacker
11-09-07, 07:44 PM
Doug, look away!
http://scrubs.mopnt.com/fun/personality/DOUG.gif
I...Can't
Tom Stormcrowe
11-09-07, 08:44 PM
I could stand him on his head and spin him like a top til his hair catches fire from the friction ;)
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