Foo - Questions you're afraid to ask - ask them here (judgement free zone)

OK Foosters, ever have a question and said to yourself "self, don't you be asking that question, everyone will think you're an idiot"? I do all the time, and just like the pirate with the ship's wheel down the front of his pants, it's driving me nuts!

I propose this be a judgement free zone where we can get the dumbest of dumb questions out there and hopefully get the answer once and for all... and not be mocked for it.

I'll start. What is "emo"? everyone is going on about it these days. It sounds like a brand of washing detergent to me, but I'm quite sure that's not it...


OK, your turn (or just post an answer).

Short for "emotional" and generally refers to the self-inflicted losers you remember from high school. They might tend to dress like the goth kids, but there the resemblence ends. They don't have the bright, cheerful disposition, and probably have fewer piercings but make up for it with self cutting.

I do not have the labels on my tires aligned with my valve stems. Does this make me less of a man than I already am?

Only on Tuesday mornings and Thursday afternoons (between 4pm and 6pm).

what time zone are you using?

what time zone are you using?

Standard GMT of course. Make your own adjustments for your time zone.

Man what stupid questions, can't you find something better thant these, sheesh.

Does my dog really love me, or does he just idolize me? Either way, I'm probably okay with it, but sometimes you just wanna know..

Your dog loves that you feed him. If you stop feeding him, he'll still love you, piece by piece. With a nice chianti.

Will I ever get over my OCD?

I have a good one for women.

What do women really talk about when there are no men around?

Will I ever get over my OCD?

Whats an OCD?

obsessive compulsive disorder.

and no, siu, you will not. sorry for the bad news.

I have a good one for women.

What do women really talk about when there are no men around?

What men talk about when the women aren't around.

obsessive compulsive disorder.

and no, siu, you will not. sorry for the bad news.

:( *runs, upset, to go get lemony pledge*

Short for "emotional" and generally refers to the self-inflicted losers you remember from high school. They might tend to dress like the goth kids, but there the resemblence ends. They don't have the bright, cheerful disposition, and probably have fewer piercings but make up for it with self cutting.

Hate to be the smartarse ******bag, but it's actually from a genre of music called emotive/emotional hardcore.

But nowadays it's used to refer to people/kids that are into mopey music and dress that way.

What men talk about when the women aren't around.

But all men talk about is sports and women. Women talk about sports and women too? Weird.:D

Why do guys have nipples?

But all men talk about is sports and women. Women talk about sports and women too? Weird.:D

:^o liar.



..You're covering it up aren't you?

But all men talk about is sports and women. Women talk about sports and women too? Weird.:D

Yah. We complain that all the guys do is watch sports and read the girlie mags.

Why do guys have nipples?

Because when they don't have the women around for them to pester, they need SOMETHING to keep them busy.

And something to feed the babies with, amirite?

I thought it was because all fetuses are originally female until the Y chromosome kicks in to make it male.

But something to keep us busy works too.

Wait, don't all guys have the ability to shoot lasers out of their nipples?

No matter how much I twiddle mine I can't seem to tune to radio FM.

Turn Left, right, left again and then up.

By the way, just so you all know, I'm silently judging all of you. Some of you more than once.

What did I score?

Because it feels good and no one can see you.

Is everybody gay???

How can 59,054,087 people be so dumb?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/DumbwithaW.jpg

easy

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

No matter how much I twiddle mine I can't seem to tune to radio FM.

Real men don't twiddle.















<hiding under ugly couch>

How can 59,054,087 people be so dumb?
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/telehammer/DumbwithaW.jpg

simple...they're the moral majority.

Why aren't girls playing with their boobies 24/7?

If I had a pair as nice as those, I'll quit school and my job and just stay home.

simple...they're the moralistic majority.

fixed

Why aren't girls playing with their boobies 24/7?

If I had a pair as nice as those, I'll quit school and my job and just stay home.

+1, boobies are awesome. Should booblie playing be an Olympic sport?

That should increase the ratings 10 fold.:D

+1, boobies are awesome. Should booblie playing be an Olympic sport?

That should increase the ratings 10 fold.:DWhat? You never heard of the events called "breaststroke"?

Why is it that when your little, your teachers, parents and other say "If you put your mind to it you can be anything you want" When we all know....you can't.

Why lie?

I'm gonna tell my kids...when they say "fireman"

I'll go....Nope...your too weak

What men talk about when the women aren't around.

Money? Cars? Golf Scores?
Which one is the most popular with womens?

Why do guys have nipples?

So their dogs will have something to bite on in the middle of the night.

Do all guys find women in sweaty spandex irresistibly sexy? Or is it just me?

Yah. We complain that all the guys do is watch sports and read the girlie mags.

"Read" isn't exactly the word for it....

No matter how much I twiddle mine I can't seem to tune to radio FM.

That's cause your antenna is to small!

Why aren't girls playing with their boobies 24/7?

I know a few who do (I am dead serious).

When someone on the road nearly causes a fatal accident that would have involved me, I don't get upset. Rather, I get out of the situation and forgive the person instantly.

But, when someone does something very simple, clueless, or selfish on the road, I get extremely upset and want to run them over.

Weird, huh?

Why does my computer only crash just before I'm ready to send a long, carefully-composed email? :crash:

Why doesn't it crash when I'm just doing something mindless and unimportant? :mad:

That's cause your antenna is to small!

:lol:

I guess its time for an "antenna" enlargement procedure.:D

BTW, Stacey, what is more important? The antenna size or the way its used?

When someone on the road nearly causes a fatal accident that would have involved me, I don't get upset. Rather, I get out of the situation and forgive the person instantly.

But, when someone does something very simple, clueless, or selfish on the road, I get extremely upset and want to run them over.

Weird, huh?

Correct.