Too fast

[Poppaspoke]

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

[StephenH]

Q. What did the snail say when he took a ride on the back of a turtle?

A. "Wheeee!"