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DocRay
11-21-07, 03:10 PM
What with Wikipedia, online dictionaries, we need a BFictionary of important new words, like drope, guad, etc.

One word per post.

I'll start:

Fathletes. [fat-leets] Noun. Obese people who wear sports clothing all the time but obviously don't actually play the sport.


skinnyone
11-21-07, 03:19 PM
Fred. People who dont wear technical gear whilst biking and use platform pedals.

botto
11-21-07, 03:23 PM
Fredelicious [fred-a-lish-is] adjective: used to describe those who are prone to wearing helmet mirrors; riding with Garmins; and believe that looking "OCP"* (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=153867&highlight=OCP) is a worthy goal.


mtnwalker
11-21-07, 03:26 PM
OCP [O-C-P] noun: Roadies who's every gear matches to make them look professional. Example: Full Disco kit + Trek Team Disco bike + maching color helmets and shoes.

botto
11-21-07, 03:28 PM
OCP [O-C-P] noun: Roadies who's every gear matches to make them look professional, yet their physique and ability are the complete opposite. Example: Full Disco kit + Trek Team Disco bike + maching color helmets and shoes.

fixed.

skinnyone
11-21-07, 03:29 PM
RyanF. [Ryan-eef] Noun. A phantasmal climber from the flat lands of Wisconsin.